I hear you brother.

Only a NASA computer can work that out

Manifestos should be vaguely specific. Always included the prelude to any pledge “we will endeavour to…” and “we will strive for…” or even “it will be out intention to…”
There's plenty wriggle room there. Not like the general public care. Because, THEY NEVER FUCKING READ THEM.

Would you teabag prince William in return for a bauble? I'll allow resting on eyes instead of rattle and hum.
Definitely not allowing tromboning

This government like all its predecessors has been dragged into the “politics is a branch of entertainment for the mases” schtick. Especially Reeves.
Just Stfu and get on with the job. Stop trading positive press in exchange for fiscal or monetarist titbits. ATEOTD John Councilhouse doesn't care.

Because Beckham has been campaigning for it for a decade, up to the point of teabag and hum.

They need plain talking instead of fiscal chat.
I'd just level with the British people.
‘if you want shit, you gotta pay for shit”

If it was me I'd just trade off cutting Vat to 12.5% so prices at the tills are cheaper and increase tax by a penny on earnings over £35k

I need a decent ear and nose trimmer. Round head version. I've got a Babyliss straight one but it's no good for ears.

Oof.

They've gone too far this time