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Treacle
@treacletruffle.bsky.social
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Neither as funny nor as clever as he thinks.
Brace for disappointment.
Winner Rear of the Year 1975
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@cheapshow.bsky.social Clearly someone has been influenced by your fine works. Though not your stance on chummy copy.
An instant noodle pot by a company called "Urban Noodle", perhaps based at the Country Urban Noodle Testlab? A picture of the side if the pot featuring text extolling you to "pimp your noods" though sadly followed by some chummy copy about a "bangin' cup if ramen"
February 14, 2026 at 12:14 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 8:58 AM
treacletruffle.bsky.social
A scene from the film Ghostbusters in which Gozer the Gozarian instructs "Choose the form of the destructor!"
February 4, 2026 at 2:33 PM
treacletruffle.bsky.social
Looks like we're heading back to the days of my adolescence when the only erotic imagery we had access to was the opening credits to Tales of the Unexpected.
January 27, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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bagpuss.org
Hit me Paul Shane one more time
January 27, 2026 at 8:29 AM
treacletruffle.bsky.social
'I've bought an apocalypse-proof boat, with an array of weaponry'
January 25, 2026 at 9:50 AM
treacletruffle.bsky.social
And I thought my grasp of geography poor.
A take away with a large red sign with yellow writing in that "chinese" font saying "China Wok House, Chinese and Thai takeaway". Beneath this is a second white sign with red text reading "Taste of Bombay".
January 17, 2026 at 2:51 PM
treacletruffle.bsky.social
The halfpenny coin being removed from circulation
The non queen's head side of a British Halfpenny coin. Cast in bronze it features a crown above 1/2. Around the edge it says "New Penny" with the rest of the edge design filled with what looks like those wee sort of pointy hat plastic counters you got as markers in naff board games like Ludo or Snakes and Ladders.
January 10, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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Happy Del Boy Falling Through The Bar Day to all who celebrate.
January 8, 2026 at 11:18 AM
treacletruffle.bsky.social
Happy Del Boy Falling Through The Bar Day to all who celebrate.
January 8, 2026 at 11:18 AM
treacletruffle.bsky.social
Stop wasting time and resources using A.I. to try and "nudify" me.
A photograph of a packet of Beyond Meat sausages. Only one sausage is visible behind the cellophane packaging, and it is a rather shrivelled one with a sad phallic energy.
January 7, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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bagpuss.org
Isn't it ironic but you stink
January 6, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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bagpuss.org
In "celebration" of thr Pepto Bismol ad now being on the radio, I took some popular radio-friendly songs and added the "Diarrhea" guy.
January 6, 2026 at 8:17 PM
treacletruffle.bsky.social
And the winner of the year's "Christmas Decoration I Missed While Packing Everything Away To Put In The Loft" is.....
A photo if a Christmas decoration. It is a model if a stereotypical doorway decorated with snow as a wreath hangs from the door. To the left is a Victorian style streetlight which also has a wreath hanging from it. A small snowman adorned in a hat and scarf sits in front of it. To the right if the door is Santa with a sack of gifts slung over his shoulder. It's exactly the sort if thing that would be placed on a fireplace and magically become invisible as soon as putting the decorations away begins, only reappearing once you've spent an afternoon in a manky attic playing Tetris with boxes.
January 4, 2026 at 11:38 AM
treacletruffle.bsky.social
Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out 2025.
December 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM
treacletruffle.bsky.social
One of the great joys of the digital age is that I can watch the New Year shows being broadcast to the rest of the UK and not the absolute guff shown by BBC Scotland and STV
December 31, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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A headline saying "Stranger Things Music Supervisor Says Finale Lands a Needle Drop Fans Won't Expect (Exclusive)". The cover to the seven inch single of Bergerac, theme from the T.V. detective series.
December 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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The sprouty miasma that has engulfed the house appears to be lifting, as the ghost of Christmas dinner's past retreats to it's seasonal realm.
December 26, 2025 at 10:59 AM
treacletruffle.bsky.social
All Christmas shopping done, so tomorrow will be a day in the house watching this.
a man is holding a rabbit 's skull on his head .
Alt: Part of the opening credits sequence from the BBC dramatisation of Box of Delights.
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December 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Daily mail headline Reeves ruins christmas Graham Lister
December 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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@mrbiffo.bsky.social

Well blimey, look what day it is!

anastpaul.com/2022/12/16/s...
Saint of the Day – 16 December – Saint Beanus (Died c 1012) Bishop
Saint of the Day – 16 December – Saint Beanus (Died c 1012) the first Bishop of Murlach, Scotland this area being the forerunner of the Diocese of Aberdeen.. Born in Scotland and died in 1012 of na…
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December 16, 2025 at 11:08 AM
treacletruffle.bsky.social
When you see this, post your Christmas season energy level.
The character Arthur Fowler from the soap opera Eastenders looks forlornly from behind the bars of a prison cell, having pilfered the Christmas Club funds.
December 10, 2025 at 9:32 AM
treacletruffle.bsky.social
If you see this, quote with your model of positive masculinity.
The actor Peter Wyngarde in his late 60's/early 70's pomp wearing what looks like a leather catsuit. The top is unzipped to show a significant quantity of hairy, medallion adorned chest. The trousers are tight and reveal a prominent bulge of the old meat and two veg. Around his neck is a knotted scarf and a satchel hangs seductively off his right shoulder. The look is completed with a pair of leather gloves.
December 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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I say you buy one, you get one free
A screen grab of The Incredible Spineless Man Sir Keir Starmer in front of British and US flags looking down as he reads a speech while standing at a White House (not the particularly dirty 70's British jazz mag often featuring Mary Millington) lectern. The image has on screen subtitles saying "there's a famous slogan in the United Kingdom".
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
treacletruffle.bsky.social
Sorting through my drawers and discovered I own three different pairs of skeleton gloves, which I think is the correct number.
Three different pairs of gloves with a skeltonized hand design on them. The first pair have rubber hand bones affixed to black gloves while the other two pairs of black gloves have the bones printed on in white. The printed pairs have slightly different designs, with the bottom pair being the oldest having been bought when horror punk legends The Misfits (featuring two actual Misfits) played Glasgow in 1997 (I think, I could go and check the tour dates on the t shirt I still have, bought at the same show, but I'm far too lazy for those sort of shenanigans). The two printed pairs also glow in the dark.
November 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM