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prim (hobbit mode)
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she/they. 34. queer leftist. neurospicy multidisciplinary artist. a reply guy but only for pics of your pets. MPLS. november is #LOTRMonth.
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I don't understand the men who feel lost in their identity, like they don't know who to be, like they don't know how to find love.

There's a whole manual that tells you. It's called Lord of the Rings. Just be Samwise Gamgee.

They even made movies about Sam. They're pretty good movies.
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Thank you for all of your support with this design! As of my market this past weekend, I am officially out of these hare stickers… but fear not! If you were looking to snag one (or a few!) I am currently running a preorder for restocks! $7 each!

ko-fi.com/s/bf1547de60

#art #stickers #bsnm
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I know "salted pork" is a specific way of preserving pork--usually all the end bits.

However. If one wanted to eat "salted pork" during a Return of the King watch at the end of the month... surely this counts?
Found my new Costco fave
November 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
We don't have a Tim Hortons or a Waffle House in the Twin Cities. Call in the troops, fast, before it is too late (I am hungry)
Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores

You can’t make this shit up, folks
November 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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A local affordable housing activist who partners with my org is facing eviction (for some real b.s. reasons). She needs a relatively small amount of money to keep her family in their home. Can you help?
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Ohhh, is this why Minnesotans are categorically opposed to eating the last bite? Not the decorum thing--but because they need to save some in case of foxes?
Morning.

Mr Fox came for an early breakfast again, although judging by how empty the bowls are, he or a relative had visited earlier. The cats never clean the bowls that well, decorum dictates that you need to leave something on your plate.
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 PM
100% this. If I've told you I like, love, or appreciate you, I meant it. I'm just a disaster right now. I'll get back on track at some point. I hope you'll still be here when I figure shit out--but if not, I get it. I will only ever wish you well.
Neurodivergent friendship is a funny thing. You can find your people and have amazing connections with them, but be too overwhelmed with life to stay in touch, but miss them dearly and feel lonely, but be too burnt out to even send a text. 😩
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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mutable edge // handcut paper collage with graphite on recycled paperboard, november 2025

#collageart #abstract #collage #queerart #artist
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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November 10, 1975 7:20pm: Edmund Fitzgerald enters a particularly heavy squall line and disappears from the Arthur M. Anderson's radar. She is never seen or heard from again.
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Alright, I gotta hand it to Gen Z. They're right. Rumours is a great album.
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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time casts a spell on you
but you won't forget me
I know I could have loved you
but you would not let me

was i just a fool?

l'll follow you down
'til the sound of my voice will haunt you
you'll never get away from the sound
of the woman that loves you
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Question for the mushroom enjoyers (not the psychedelic kind):

Tell me how you prepare your mushrooms as a central part of a dish. Roasted? Pan fried? What kind of shroom? What flavoring(s)? I'm well aware of the portobello burger, but what else ya got?
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Alright can we be real a second

Yes, most people know what they *are.* This is dumb. He is dumb, per usual.

But can you tell me why foxes are statistically way better at catching prey when facing magnetic north?

www.nps.gov/articles/fox...
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Goddamnit, we didn't even get to be happy for *one week* about Pelosi not running again before we got Pelosi 2.0. Fuck these people
Christine Pelosi, daughter of Nancy Pelosi, has announced she’s running for the California State Senate.
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
No one seems to really understand the specific, unique hell I'm in right now in the job process, so let me put it this way: I worked on applications for about two hours today while trying not to cry. I have 5 almost ready, but couldn't only finish & submit 2 bc I am on the verge of dissociating.
November 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Hmm. I found an easy recipe for a white fish stew with potatoes. Debating whether I want to make that for my upcoming Two Towers watch, or make seared ahi tuna + mashed potatoes.

I like that the first option would make Gollum sad. Ahi tuna is a little closer to his preference (and is delicious).
November 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
*whispers* I've never heard Rumours
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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🔔 Thomas D. Borgeson, maintenance man, age 41 from Duluth, Minnesota
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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🔔 Nolan S. Church, porter, age 55 from Silver Bay, Minnesota
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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On this eve of fifty Novembers
the winds still howl
the bell still tolls.

My breath turns heavy
as we drift into the long cold night.
The Fitzgerald stirs beneath.

I harbor their echoes
and cradle her steel.

My waves bear the sorrow
of all I have taken.
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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it's open enrollment time which is the reminder that this system of having your health care tied to your employer fucking sucks

i might have to switch docs because i can't tell if my current doc takes our new insurance? I hate everything.
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
A story:

I loved Sound of Music growing up! So did my grandma, so she was really happy to share it with my sister and I.

Then, I was glad to share it with my XH when I found out he hadn't seen it. He wasn't into musicals much, but this movie was a JOY!

Except...
Alright. Final thought before I fall asleep. I am still angry about the movie 'Sound of Music ' because not a single Nazi died. Argh. It could have been that much better.
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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In the last known image of the SS Edmund Fitzgerald, you can see the structural fatigue where she had started sagging in the middle. Freaky!
October 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Sagging in the middle could trace back to her keel being laid down and (poorly) welded together on top of sinking marsh land. They had to keep shimming it up with whatever scrap they could find to keep her level. youtu.be/EiNqRO2o360?...
youtu.be
October 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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If the Witch of November came stealing around me I’d simply make for Whitefish Bay, but I’m built different
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 6:44 AM