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primordial.bsky.social
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@primordial.bsky.social
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she/they. 34. queer leftist. neurospicy multidisciplinary artist. a reply guy but only for pics of your pets. MPLS. november is #LOTRMonth.
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primordial.bsky.social
But that's not really a critique of the media or anyone who enjoys it. I love hot brooding goth boys as much as anyone 💕

And it does have some fucking banger quotes.
"It would degrade me to marry Heathcliff now; so he shall never know how I love him; and that, not because he’s handsome, Nelly, but because he’s more myself than I am. Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same, and [Edgar’s] is as different as a moonbeam from lightning, or frost from fire."
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
primordial.bsky.social
what if we kissed under the pretty sky show 👉👈
It's a pink and green aurora over dark trees. There are many stars in the sky It's a pink-purple and green aurora over dark trees. There are many stars in the sky
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
primordial.bsky.social
Northeast. 🥲
The aurora borealis lit up in red and green.
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
primordial.bsky.social
Oh yeah, there was a picture involved.

Listen it's been a very eventful bedroom window morning
A green tree has lost half its leaves. At least 5 large black crows or ravens are sitting on branches near the top of the tree.
November 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM
primordial.bsky.social
Update: he was being a shithead while I typed all this so now he's in gay baby jail. Almond tried to help him jailbreak for an entire minute before getting bored
The large orange cat has been trapped underneath a blue laundry hamper. His fluffy tortie girlfriend is investigating and clawing at the holes of his cell.
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
primordial.bsky.social
The cats are enthralled.

(Also: finally a good picture showing their size difference. Remember that Almond is furry, so imagine how much tinier she'd seem with all that fluff smoothed out!)
Two cats sit on a windowsill watching a green tree shed all its green leaves. The orange cat (Oscar) is much larger than his fluffy tortie fiancé (Almond)
November 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
primordial.bsky.social
I was excited, so I went to see. Yes, a dusting of snow... but also the alley has gone completely green. The tree seems to be losing all its leaves at once. lol
A picture of an alley. There is a light dusting of snow on a couple of rooftops, and a much thicker dusting of green leaves on the ground. It is actively "snowing" green leaves from the tree that caused this
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
primordial.bsky.social
And this is no different: you cannot show me Elrond standing out front of a legion of armored horses (WHY ISN'T IT GIL-GALAD?!) and have his only "speech" be "Death to our foes!"
A picture taken from my cellular telephone of my tablet of The Rings of Power Season 2 Episode 7. As described above: there is a legion kf armored white horses, and Elrond stands in front of them all.
November 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
primordial.bsky.social
regular reminder that my cats are in love and it never stops being the cutest thing that's ever happened to me
A large orange cat, Oscar, loafs on top of my covers. His fluffy tortie fiancé, Almond, is curled up beside him and resting her cheek on his thigh.
November 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
primordial.bsky.social
A single panel from the Manga "The Enigma of Amigara Fault" by Junji Ito. A person clad only in underwear is climbing into a hole the same shape as their body. They say, "This is my hole! It was made for me!"
November 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
primordial.bsky.social
ok but. hair. how. want. prettyyyyy
From Rings of Power 2-4. Young Elrond in armor and a green cloak (yes, that kind of green cloak) is staring at Galadriel. Her head is turned to face into the distance away from him. Her long blonde hair is halfway tied back into a beautiful braid--like a French braid but with more than 3 strands of hair, maybe.
November 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
primordial.bsky.social
But how many rings for my precious little idiot?
On my lap sits a beautiful furry tortie. You can see her beautiful amber eyes staring off as I rub her chin. On my knees sits my tablet with the title screen "The Lord of the Rings - The Rings of Power"
November 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
primordial.bsky.social
It's fine, my friend. Go on. You can eat him. Middle Earth would thank you if they knew.
It is a still from Rings of Power 2-3. Pharazôn of Numenor is wearing a red cape and walking towards a giant eagle. The eagle is shrieking and flapping its wings.
November 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
primordial.bsky.social
Well not when you cut out the fourth column, lol
Jacob Frey. 61,444 first choice votes; 73,723 final round votes; 50.03% final round percentage. Omar Fateh. 46,614 first choice votes; 65,377 final round votes; 44.37% final round percentage.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
primordial.bsky.social
🫡
Prim in bed under covers, on my side. Oscar the orange cat is laying on one of my feet. Almond is cleaning herself while she's curled up behind my bent knees.
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
primordial.bsky.social
Per Strib:
www.startribune.com/when-will-we...
In 2021, when Jacob Frey faced off against Kate Knuth and Sheila Nezhad, the reallocation process took just a few hours for a single round and Frey was named the winner before noon on Wednesday. In 2017, when the election went through five rounds, Frey wasn’t declared the winner until midday Thursday.
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
primordial.bsky.social
AP calls Detroit mayoral race for Democrat Mary Sheffield
Screenshot from AP News showing that they called the race for Detroit Mayor for Mary Sheffield with 49% of votes counted and her receiving 78.2% of the votes.
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
primordial.bsky.social
AP has called the Atlanta mayoral race for the incumbent, Andre Dickens.
AP News screenshot for Atlanta mayoral elections showing Andre Dickens (the incumbent) called after 35% of votes were counted. Dickes won 86% of the votes.
November 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
primordial.bsky.social
AP called Cincinnati mayor. Vance's half brother lost. 🥰
AP News screenshot declaring Aftab Pureval (the incumbent) won against Cory Bowman with only 22% of votes counted and 81.7% of the vote.
November 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
primordial.bsky.social
Jesus Christ 😭
An even closer closeup of the two cats on my lap. Oscar the orange has a little baby cat smile. Almond the tortie is burying her face in the back of Oscar's neck. I still have to pee
November 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
primordial.bsky.social
STOP GETTING CUTER, MY HEART IS GOING TO BURST
Oscar the orange cat and Almond the tortie but zoomed in on their happy sleepy cuddling faces
November 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
primordial.bsky.social
I do Not understand what I did to deserve this 😭
Prim is sitting on her recliner. Two cats are warming her lap: Oscar, a large orange boy who is sleeping on his side with a faint smile on his gorgeous kitten face; and Almond, his fluffy tortie fiancé.
November 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
primordial.bsky.social
Top: Eowyn looking happy. She asks, "Well, babe? What do you think of my stew?" Bottom: Faramir looking like he wants to cry. He says, "I wish now that our places had been exchanged. That I had died and Boromir had lived." 1: Eowyn snarling, tears falling down her cheeks: "Your words are poison." 2: Grima Wormtongue, looking at her in incel horror: "Your stew is poison" 3: Eowyn, tears still on her cheeks, her mouth agape 1: Aragon looking at Eowyn with a faint smile: "Eowyn, has anyone ever told you that your stew is delicious?" 2: Eowyn, beaming back at Aragorn: "Awww, no they haven't." 3: Aragon, with a shit-eating grin: "Then why do you keep making it?" 4: Eowyn, despondent.
November 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
primordial.bsky.social
Almond is helping. In her weird weird way.
Prim is wearing a green top with silvery bits and a cream cardigan. Her hair is down over one shoulder and you can see her blonde streak meeting the rest of her dark auburn hair. She has a very small smile on her face as she stares down at Almond, a fluffy tortie cat, who is demanding attention. You can now see Prim's face with the blonde streak on one side and the side shave on the other. She is scowling but also smiling as Almond, the fluffy tortie, reaches up to bite Prim's nose. Almond, the fluffy tortie cat,
October 31, 2025 at 8:31 PM
primordial.bsky.social
See... at 8 months, I was quite cute! And eating a card!
A baby, approximately 8 months old, wearing a pink fleece onesie. The baby has short brown hair and wide brown eyes and is holding a card--perhaps for Easter? You can somewhat tell that there are bite marks on the paper.
October 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM