prim (hobbit mode)
@primordial.bsky.social
she/they. 34. queer leftist. neurospicy multidisciplinary artist. a reply guy but only for pics of your pets. MPLS. november is #LOTRMonth.
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I don't understand the men who feel lost in their identity, like they don't know who to be, like they don't know how to find love.
There's a whole manual that tells you. It's called Lord of the Rings. Just be Samwise Gamgee.
They even made movies about Sam. They're pretty good movies.
There's a whole manual that tells you. It's called Lord of the Rings. Just be Samwise Gamgee.
They even made movies about Sam. They're pretty good movies.
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Bill Clinton should take one for the team and say it's real, especially if it isn't
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Bill Clinton should take one for the team and say it's real, especially if it isn't
Partner & I went to see LOTR music symphony at Orpheum Theatre and I cried exactly as much as I expected to 🥹😭😭😭🥰
HOWEVER. I have the tiniest little gripe.
HOWEVER. I have the tiniest little gripe.
November 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Partner & I went to see LOTR music symphony at Orpheum Theatre and I cried exactly as much as I expected to 🥹😭😭😭🥰
HOWEVER. I have the tiniest little gripe.
HOWEVER. I have the tiniest little gripe.
Just had a "scrubbed off seven layers of skin" kind of bath and it feels wonderful 🥰 fuck that skin, I'm gonna grow better skin
November 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Just had a "scrubbed off seven layers of skin" kind of bath and it feels wonderful 🥰 fuck that skin, I'm gonna grow better skin
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bisexual lighting
November 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
bisexual lighting
ps did you know that while "autistic pattern recognition" is USUALLY associated with colors, shapes, or math, it can also be associated with language and meter? because I didn't until I was like 30
November 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
ps did you know that while "autistic pattern recognition" is USUALLY associated with colors, shapes, or math, it can also be associated with language and meter? because I didn't until I was like 30
so much depends
upon
bandying no crooked words
with
a witless serving-
man
till the lightning
falls
upon
bandying no crooked words
with
a witless serving-
man
till the lightning
falls
Partly because... the poetry of that last sentence!! Nearly iambic. Flows beautifully, like it's a constrictor snake slowly coiling around him.
"I have not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked
words with a serving-man till the lightning falls."
"I have not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked
words with a serving-man till the lightning falls."
November 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
so much depends
upon
bandying no crooked words
with
a witless serving-
man
till the lightning
falls
upon
bandying no crooked words
with
a witless serving-
man
till the lightning
falls
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Also. Goddamn. This is one of those passages that hits way harder in the books.
November 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Also. Goddamn. This is one of those passages that hits way harder in the books.
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Make a book title edible:
I. Fellowship of the Onion Rings
II. Two Cream Puff Towers
III. Return of the King Crab
I. Fellowship of the Onion Rings
II. Two Cream Puff Towers
III. Return of the King Crab
Make a book title edible if you'd like
Lord of the Fries
Lord of the Fries
Make a book title edible!
Someone has already offered WAR AND PEAS. . .
I’ll go next:
TINKER, TAILOR, SOLDIER, RYE
Someone has already offered WAR AND PEAS. . .
I’ll go next:
TINKER, TAILOR, SOLDIER, RYE
September 30, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Make a book title edible:
I. Fellowship of the Onion Rings
II. Two Cream Puff Towers
III. Return of the King Crab
I. Fellowship of the Onion Rings
II. Two Cream Puff Towers
III. Return of the King Crab
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November 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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ghost without a haunt 🫠 I need more dopamines
Which best matches your mood?
1. bird in a storm
2. slowly sinking sailboat
3. ghost without a haunt
4. weird potato
1. bird in a storm
2. slowly sinking sailboat
3. ghost without a haunt
4. weird potato
November 14, 2025 at 4:44 AM
ghost without a haunt 🫠 I need more dopamines
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"What the obsequious emails to Epstein seem to illustrate is that many people with influence were willing to overlook his crimes, horrific behavior, and witless observations as long as there was something in it for them."
Importance: High
subj: An article for U (gift link)
i wrote ,,,,,, about jeff epstein. s emails.
www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...
subj: An article for U (gift link)
i wrote ,,,,,, about jeff epstein. s emails.
www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...
When QAnon Meets Veep
The dumb, abhorrent truth at the heart of the Epstein scandal
www.theatlantic.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
"What the obsequious emails to Epstein seem to illustrate is that many people with influence were willing to overlook his crimes, horrific behavior, and witless observations as long as there was something in it for them."
Hi. Some trans and nonbinary folks really do not vibe with being called "dude", even in the very generic sense--and if they tell you that, you should probably fucking respect it.
k thx don't be an asshole bye
k thx don't be an asshole bye
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Hi. Some trans and nonbinary folks really do not vibe with being called "dude", even in the very generic sense--and if they tell you that, you should probably fucking respect it.
k thx don't be an asshole bye
k thx don't be an asshole bye
Okay, finished Rings of Power Season 2!
Next is the fan edit of The Hobbit that squishes them all into like 3-4 hours.
Next is the fan edit of The Hobbit that squishes them all into like 3-4 hours.
November 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Okay, finished Rings of Power Season 2!
Next is the fan edit of The Hobbit that squishes them all into like 3-4 hours.
Next is the fan edit of The Hobbit that squishes them all into like 3-4 hours.
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just a reminder this guy slashed the tires on his much younger female coworkers tires to trick her into getting in his car
he was married at the time
he was married at the time
"All they could do to distract from the Schumer shutdown cover-up is leak Epstein emails ... What a sleazy leak."
Jesse Watters attacks Democrats for releasing Epstein emails
www.mediamatters.org
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
just a reminder this guy slashed the tires on his much younger female coworkers tires to trick her into getting in his car
he was married at the time
he was married at the time
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And not even just casually texting but upon being asked by Steve Bannon if Jeffery Epstein can get rid of then-US Treasurer Steve Mnuchin or current chair of the federal reserve Jerome Powell, Epstein replies"no Mnuchin is good" in the most boomer on a Blackberry way possible like what the fuck
![The unfortunately verbatim transcript of this very badly written email exchange:
From:
J [jeevacation@gmail.com]
Sent:
12/22/2018 3:44:28 PM
To:
Steve Bannon
Subject:
Re: Trump has discussed firing Fed chief after latest interest rate hike: report The Hill
no, mnuchin is ok.. its simple, 15 yrs ago. the geriatrics understood that the internet was like telephones. connections only, then my nerds taught them thaat cyber is a weapon. same with the fed.. its a weapon to be used with sophistication.. inflation is a concept from the 50s, before the internet set instantaneious info around the world.. soooo dumb
On Sat, Dec 22, 2018 at 10:40 AM Steve Bannon <
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November 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
And not even just casually texting but upon being asked by Steve Bannon if Jeffery Epstein can get rid of then-US Treasurer Steve Mnuchin or current chair of the federal reserve Jerome Powell, Epstein replies"no Mnuchin is good" in the most boomer on a Blackberry way possible like what the fuck
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"Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein" is a phrase that first appeared in newspapers in March 2011 and appeared regularly from that point onward. it is INCONCEIVABLE to me that this many people were still associating with him!!
November 13, 2025 at 4:46 AM
"Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein" is a phrase that first appeared in newspapers in March 2011 and appeared regularly from that point onward. it is INCONCEIVABLE to me that this many people were still associating with him!!
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in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
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Go support your local coffee shops! I guarantee their coffee is tastier and their pastries delightful. And if you’re lucky, there will be a dog or cat to adore
BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Go support your local coffee shops! I guarantee their coffee is tastier and their pastries delightful. And if you’re lucky, there will be a dog or cat to adore
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Jeffrey Epstein emails Peter Thiel about meeting and hanging out with Woody Allen:
Epstein: any interest in Woody Allen?
Thiel: Would be cool to meet him sometime, but don't go out of the way to make this happen... Are we planning something the weekend of the 13th-14th?
Epstein: 13th afternoon
Epstein: any interest in Woody Allen?
Thiel: Would be cool to meet him sometime, but don't go out of the way to make this happen... Are we planning something the weekend of the 13th-14th?
Epstein: 13th afternoon
![From: jeffrey E. [jeeyacation@gmail.com] 1 Sent: 9/9/2014 11:53:57 AM
To: Peter Thiel Subject: Re:
13 th afternoon you and I. then bill burns. the diplmats diplomat. eyeing dinner with woody all casual..: you choose we can bring in kathy ruemmler. former obama counsel for 5 years. and or sen Bob kerrey, former senate intellignece On Mon, Sep 8, 2014 at 10:56 PM, Peter Thiel INIMMEM> wrote:
Would be cool to meet him sometime, but don't go out of the way to make this happen...
• Are we planning something the weekend of the 13th-14th? t On Sep 8, 2014, at 5:40 PM, "jeffrey E." <jeevacation@gmail. com<mailto:jeevacation@gmail.com>> wrote: any interest in woody allen](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tegh4bfkyn3wsycl4yrtjveb/bafkreigzfdrdpcc7drsqvmr7t227dhputi6ovj6bwbj4dpkxf3wrthkjbe@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Jeffrey Epstein emails Peter Thiel about meeting and hanging out with Woody Allen:
Epstein: any interest in Woody Allen?
Thiel: Would be cool to meet him sometime, but don't go out of the way to make this happen... Are we planning something the weekend of the 13th-14th?
Epstein: 13th afternoon
Epstein: any interest in Woody Allen?
Thiel: Would be cool to meet him sometime, but don't go out of the way to make this happen... Are we planning something the weekend of the 13th-14th?
Epstein: 13th afternoon
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What do we make of this email, sent from Epstein to himself a week before he was arrested with the subject line “List for Bannon Steve” with just a list of names.
November 13, 2025 at 4:52 AM
What do we make of this email, sent from Epstein to himself a week before he was arrested with the subject line “List for Bannon Steve” with just a list of names.
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November 13, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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Let’s talk big picture “doing the right thing”
This isn’t just an institutional failure, it’s a series of individual failures
If you’re at the FBI, you’ve got your hands on solid evidence that a shitload of powerful folks including POTUS were involved in a pedophelia ring, and there’s a cover up
This isn’t just an institutional failure, it’s a series of individual failures
If you’re at the FBI, you’ve got your hands on solid evidence that a shitload of powerful folks including POTUS were involved in a pedophelia ring, and there’s a cover up
November 13, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Let’s talk big picture “doing the right thing”
This isn’t just an institutional failure, it’s a series of individual failures
If you’re at the FBI, you’ve got your hands on solid evidence that a shitload of powerful folks including POTUS were involved in a pedophelia ring, and there’s a cover up
This isn’t just an institutional failure, it’s a series of individual failures
If you’re at the FBI, you’ve got your hands on solid evidence that a shitload of powerful folks including POTUS were involved in a pedophelia ring, and there’s a cover up
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Only in Saint Paul can a celestial electromagnetic phenomenon and a malfunctioning streetlight combine for such a beautiful display
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Only in Saint Paul can a celestial electromagnetic phenomenon and a malfunctioning streetlight combine for such a beautiful display
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My latest painting - King Protea, the gorgeous national flower of South Africa. Acrylic on canvas, 11x14
#art #painting ##bloomscrolling
#art #painting ##bloomscrolling
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
My latest painting - King Protea, the gorgeous national flower of South Africa. Acrylic on canvas, 11x14
#art #painting ##bloomscrolling
#art #painting ##bloomscrolling
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One very easy way for the New York Times to escape the constant criticism which it has found itself subject to these last years would be for it to stop acting in ways that completely justify all of the constant criticism which it has found itself subject to these last years.
New York Times social media guidelines prohibit expression suggesting partiality on things like ICE, execution of foreigners in fishing boats, or whether law is a thing.
However, tipping off notorious serial pedophiles about other reporters is absolutely fine.
However, tipping off notorious serial pedophiles about other reporters is absolutely fine.
Fall 2017: Then-NYT reporter literally warning Epstein that someone is "digging around again."
November 13, 2025 at 4:18 AM
One very easy way for the New York Times to escape the constant criticism which it has found itself subject to these last years would be for it to stop acting in ways that completely justify all of the constant criticism which it has found itself subject to these last years.