Christopher Bird
@mightygodking.com
Lawyer, writer, boardgamer, cyclist, tries-not-to-be-a-dickhead-ist.
T-dot 4 life (or until something better comes along).
Likes are "I need to check this out later" and nothing else
Email: mgk (at) (BS handle)
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T-dot 4 life (or until something better comes along).
Likes are "I need to check this out later" and nothing else
Email: mgk (at) (BS handle)
(he/him)
Hello sir. We represent the Organization For Deprived Canines. We are collecting gifts of turkey for dogs in need. How large a donation can we put you down for
December 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Hello sir. We represent the Organization For Deprived Canines. We are collecting gifts of turkey for dogs in need. How large a donation can we put you down for
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The only true way is the Canadian way
(As much as I wish it was a joke, it is in fact not one and this is exactly how it works here)
(As much as I wish it was a joke, it is in fact not one and this is exactly how it works here)
December 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The only true way is the Canadian way
(As much as I wish it was a joke, it is in fact not one and this is exactly how it works here)
(As much as I wish it was a joke, it is in fact not one and this is exactly how it works here)
I have made loaves of gingerbread and spiced sweet potato pie for Christmas, and while the pie cools I am ringing in Christmas early morn by watching pro wrestling, which as we all know is Lou Thesz' Christmas gift to us all
December 25, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I have made loaves of gingerbread and spiced sweet potato pie for Christmas, and while the pie cools I am ringing in Christmas early morn by watching pro wrestling, which as we all know is Lou Thesz' Christmas gift to us all
double Christmas content: "El Caganer" can be sung to the tune of "Carol of the Bells"
December 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
double Christmas content: "El Caganer" can be sung to the tune of "Carol of the Bells"
and Tiny Tom, who was NOT a person but rather donuts, was eaten by all
December 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
and Tiny Tom, who was NOT a person but rather donuts, was eaten by all
Josee in a particularly regal mood for Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Josee in a particularly regal mood for Christmas
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I'll let you know how it goes.
December 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I'll let you know how it goes.
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And Tiny Tim, wh-- wait, d'you hear what I hear, Cornette? BAH GAWD YES IT'S HIS MUSIC, IT'S TINY TIM'S MUSIC, THERE HE IS MAKING HIS WAY RINGSIDE, HE DID NOT DIE, HE DID NOT DIE, AS GAWD IS MY WITNESS WE THOUGHT HE WUZ A GONER, QUICK, SOMEONE GET HIM A MIC CAUSE I THINK HE'S GOT SOMETHING TO SAY
December 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
And Tiny Tim, wh-- wait, d'you hear what I hear, Cornette? BAH GAWD YES IT'S HIS MUSIC, IT'S TINY TIM'S MUSIC, THERE HE IS MAKING HIS WAY RINGSIDE, HE DID NOT DIE, HE DID NOT DIE, AS GAWD IS MY WITNESS WE THOUGHT HE WUZ A GONER, QUICK, SOMEONE GET HIM A MIC CAUSE I THINK HE'S GOT SOMETHING TO SAY
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🎵 there goes mister asshole, there goes mister bitch! 🎵
December 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
🎵 there goes mister asshole, there goes mister bitch! 🎵
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it's the new button twitter has now to edit every image with AI.
welcome to all our new Japanese artists :'D
welcome to all our new Japanese artists :'D
potential EME alert 🚨- apparently the Japanese are signing up to bluesky in droves. If you check the newskies feed 99% of posts are now Japanese
cc: @surfdude29.ispost.ing @laurenshof.online
cc: @surfdude29.ispost.ing @laurenshof.online
December 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
it's the new button twitter has now to edit every image with AI.
welcome to all our new Japanese artists :'D
welcome to all our new Japanese artists :'D
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ya ever think about how Dolly Parton is probably one of the 36 tzadikim
December 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
ya ever think about how Dolly Parton is probably one of the 36 tzadikim
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It's that time again! Merry Christmas everybody!
December 24, 2025 at 9:32 AM
It's that time again! Merry Christmas everybody!
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this image is maybe the single greatest joke in TRADING PLACES. and also a pretty apt description of the trump/vance/national conservative vision of america
December 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
this image is maybe the single greatest joke in TRADING PLACES. and also a pretty apt description of the trump/vance/national conservative vision of america
the fact that the MAX HEADROOM series was a critical success but popular failure is an indictment of human culture more dire than anything you can imagine
Merry Christmas, Santa Claus youtu.be/_GGgWwVlnI8?...
Max Headroom - Merry Christmas Santa Claus
YouTube video by John Lapiana
youtu.be
December 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
the fact that the MAX HEADROOM series was a critical success but popular failure is an indictment of human culture more dire than anything you can imagine
and Tiny Tim, who did NOT diet, ended up getting kinda porky until Scrooge offered to pay for Ozempic
December 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
and Tiny Tim, who did NOT diet, ended up getting kinda porky until Scrooge offered to pay for Ozempic
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WB: What do you have planned for Batman 2?
Tim Burton: We open on a newborn baby boy
WB: Aww
TB: No. The baby is ugly. He kills and eats a house cat while it's still alive. His parents try to kill him in his crib, but to Gotham's woe, they fail
WB: ...
TB: Also it's a Christmas movie
Tim Burton: We open on a newborn baby boy
WB: Aww
TB: No. The baby is ugly. He kills and eats a house cat while it's still alive. His parents try to kill him in his crib, but to Gotham's woe, they fail
WB: ...
TB: Also it's a Christmas movie
December 24, 2025 at 4:44 AM
WB: What do you have planned for Batman 2?
Tim Burton: We open on a newborn baby boy
WB: Aww
TB: No. The baby is ugly. He kills and eats a house cat while it's still alive. His parents try to kill him in his crib, but to Gotham's woe, they fail
WB: ...
TB: Also it's a Christmas movie
Tim Burton: We open on a newborn baby boy
WB: Aww
TB: No. The baby is ugly. He kills and eats a house cat while it's still alive. His parents try to kill him in his crib, but to Gotham's woe, they fail
WB: ...
TB: Also it's a Christmas movie
Caught up with a Jewish friend tonight about how their Chanukah went and got a recap of how difficult it was for them to make sure the kids got one shitty present, "as is tradition so they learn that sometimes, gifts just kinda suck"
December 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Caught up with a Jewish friend tonight about how their Chanukah went and got a recap of how difficult it was for them to make sure the kids got one shitty present, "as is tradition so they learn that sometimes, gifts just kinda suck"
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watching my favorite christmas movie and what is possibly the great american comedy about class and race
December 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
watching my favorite christmas movie and what is possibly the great american comedy about class and race
The fact that someone leaked basically All Music Ever from Spotify in a 300tb file package and then people immediately started torrenting it is extremely funny to me
December 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The fact that someone leaked basically All Music Ever from Spotify in a 300tb file package and then people immediately started torrenting it is extremely funny to me
This is absolutely true. Most Canadian media is hard-C conservative with a vengeance and most of the media that isn't, other than the CBC, is small-c conservative.
wait wait wait before we go on raving about global news pls know that they would NEVER have pubbed it if they knew about the bari weiss takedown
December 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This is absolutely true. Most Canadian media is hard-C conservative with a vengeance and most of the media that isn't, other than the CBC, is small-c conservative.
one of my more obviously correct opinions is that Walter Martin should be hired to do more music for movies
Walter Martin - "Do-Dilly-Do (A Friend Like You)" [Lyric Video] - Missing Link Soundtrack
YouTube video by Lakeshore Records
youtu.be
December 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
one of my more obviously correct opinions is that Walter Martin should be hired to do more music for movies
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yeah I mean it’s genuinely sad that the “reasonable old school” Republican (who Dems eagerly and unanimously voted to confirm) is out here doing pressers blatantly geeked out coke and it’s not subtle
December 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
yeah I mean it’s genuinely sad that the “reasonable old school” Republican (who Dems eagerly and unanimously voted to confirm) is out here doing pressers blatantly geeked out coke and it’s not subtle
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So heated rivalry is amazing, but one of the wildest parts of it is its determination to shove Canadian mid aughts indie music back into the zeitgeist. As an elderly millennial, this is public service.
December 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
So heated rivalry is amazing, but one of the wildest parts of it is its determination to shove Canadian mid aughts indie music back into the zeitgeist. As an elderly millennial, this is public service.