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Christopher Bird
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Lawyer, writer, boardgamer, cyclist, tries-not-to-be-a-dickhead-ist.

T-dot 4 life (or until something better comes along).

Likes are "I need to check this out later" and nothing else

Email: mgk (at) (BS handle)

(he/him)
in case you wondered how the normies were taking in all of the recent shutdown-ish events, here is twenty minutes of Jon Stewart screaming at the Democrats:
Jon Stewart "Can't F**king Believe" Democrats Caved on the Shutdown | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Not that this isn't serious and the Tennants deserve recognition for being allies, but mentioning Georgia Tennant reminds me of one of my favorite bad jokes... (1)
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
"benefit MEN" what the fucking fuck
Instead of protecting Canadians from scams, Mark Carney’s Liberals are planning to develop a framework for stablecoins after crypto billionaires spent big to buy one in the United States.

The government claims it will “benefit men and youth by improving prosperity and good governance.” 🫠
Budget promises to introduce framework for Canadian dollar-backed cryptocurrency | CBC News
The Liberal government is committing to roll out new legislation to ensure some digital currencies are secure and stable enough for consumers and businesses to use.
www.cbc.ca
November 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
JEOPARDY! having a round about Grover Cleveland presented by Grover from SESAME STREET is only one reason this show is undefeated
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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After yesterday’s surrender, we’re launching the largest Democratic primary program that we’ve ever run.

We will not back any Senate primary candidate unless they call for Schumer to step down as Minority Leader.

If you’re as pissed as we are, join this campaign to rebuild the Democratic Party. 👇
Democratic leaders have failed us again. It's time to get new leaders.
After yet another capitulation by Chuck Schumer and Senate Democrats, it's clear we need new leadership capable of mounting a serious opposition to Trump's authoritarian regime. We're launching our la...
www.indivisible2026.org
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
look if this show does not feature Ya Boy Timmy Olsen it has already failed
Dan Perrault and Tony Yacenda will write, executive produce and showrun the #Superman movie TV spinoff to star Skyler Gisondo, who played Daily Planet photographer and unlikely ladies’ man Jimmy Olsen: bit.ly/4hSZvnR
November 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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people.com/donald-trump... I just knew this was coming. And if you think this doesn’t end with a massive gold trump statue in DC you’re not paying attention
Donald Trump Is Putting His Face on Both Sides of a New Coin. U.S. Treasury Reveals 'First Drafts'
The U.S. Treasury revealed the draft of a $1 coin featuring President Donald Trump on both sides.
people.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
As an aside, the CPL's growth has been nothing short of remarkable. They're regularly selling out 6K-seat stadiums and they've got more expansion teams planned out.
This is the Canadian Premier League soccer finals and we have a bicycle kick goal in the middle of a blizzard … and that’s the most Canadian thing I’ve ever seen 😂
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
it's not real! ....YET.
If you’re seeing this viral claim that Trump is working on 15-year car loans, it’s fake.
November 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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when you realize Babar The Elephant becomes public domain in three years
March 26, 2024 at 4:26 PM
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Wait do I have it correct that Joyce Carol Oates said Musk was a shell of a man with no joy in his life and he totally saw it and said "No I'm not" and now he's searching the titles of different movies he likes and replying "great movie"
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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the Rosetta Stone of dem politics is the 2006 senate primary which incumbent Joe Lieberman lost in part for making out with George Bush

He ran anyway, won with GOP support, dems let him keep his seniority, chairmanships and perks & he rewarded them by obstructing the ACA & killing the public option
An important question you cannot skip over in pursuit of the Primary Them All solution is: how likely is it that defeating entitled narcissists in a primary will actually stop them from running?
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Harley having a turkey puppet is the icing on the cake here
Thanksgiving! It's that one time of the year that we all Conglomerate with the people we love – and with the people who aren't as easy to love.

Join the AEW family for Thanksgiving Eve #AEWDynamite on TBS and Thanksgiving Day #AEWCollision on TNT, both streaming on HBO Max!
November 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
the first episode of that new ROBIN HOOD series wants to be PG-rated GAME OF THRONES so bad that it hits nigh-impossible levels of cringe
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Binging With Babish recently did a special about struggle meals and ended it by telling people to bake bread when you're down, because it's one of the most fundamental human skills there is and because even if you fuck up you almost always make something you can still be proud of, and he was right
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.

He is a computer safety researcher.

And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.

In under 1600 words.

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
for Canadians who are overdosing on bad American news, here is some news about OUR shit government:
Honest Government Ad | Watch out, Canada
YouTube video by thejuicemedia
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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I have come to believe this as well. The list is too strange. I don’t think a majority wanted to cave, but many more than the 8.
I think that these 8 Senators are falling on the sword for Schumer and other Senators who wanted the shutdown to end. This allows the majority of Senators to save face; and only retiring or not up for reelection Senators take the heat.

It’s a ruse.
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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this is why Canadians complain about American politics so much btw
WASHINGTON (AP) — Canada has lost its measles elimination status because of continued spread, international health experts say.
November 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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I can’t remember the last time I legit cried laughing at something but the second verse of this song has done it
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Transphobia is a pipeline to the far right. An example:

Suzanne Moore used to be a left wing columnist at the Guardian.

Then came the anti-trans panic. Despite the Guardian also promoting it, it wasn’t enough & she left.

Moore is now complaining about wokeness over the Irish famine & colonialism.
Suzanne Moore, who would rather be locked up than pay her BBC licence fee because the BBC is too nice to trans people for her liking.
November 9, 2025 at 1:19 PM
oh man. an Amiga equivalent of those Atari-in-a-joystick things? damn. daaaaaaaamn. is there a C64 equivalent to this somewhere?
November 10, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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We met some GIRLS
some dancers who gave a good TIIIIIIME
broke all the RULES
played all the FOOLS
yeah yeah THEY, THEY, they blew our MIIIIINDS
August 19, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Binging With Babish recently did a special about struggle meals and ended it by telling people to bake bread when you're down, because it's one of the most fundamental human skills there is and because even if you fuck up you almost always make something you can still be proud of, and he was right
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 AM