St. Simeon the Pumpkin Spice Holy Fool
@simeonthefool.bsky.social
Patron saint of holy fools! And puppeteers. Sillier than thou. Pitied by Mr. T.
An analog man with home-grown organs and fully-articulated skeleton bones for transporting my ghost. Only 90-year-old kids will get this.
An analog man with home-grown organs and fully-articulated skeleton bones for transporting my ghost. Only 90-year-old kids will get this.
What, if consonant rhymes are good enough for Gordon Lightfoot they’re good enough for me
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
What, if consonant rhymes are good enough for Gordon Lightfoot they’re good enough for me
- he secretly hid in a cave behind the waterfall, then climbed back up and went into hiding
- he is replaced by Dick York with absolutely no explanation
- it was all a computer simulation 
- he is replaced by Dick York with absolutely no explanation
- it was all a computer simulation 
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
- he secretly hid in a cave behind the waterfall, then climbed back up and went into hiding
- he is replaced by Dick York with absolutely no explanation
- it was all a computer simulation 
- he is replaced by Dick York with absolutely no explanation
- it was all a computer simulation 
- Bond was a vampire and he will be restored as soon as he can find the healing power of the blood of a virgin.
- Bond is kept cryogenically frozen for 500 years until science is advanced enough to heal his injuries. Now he must deal with life in the future.
- Bond is kept cryogenically frozen for 500 years until science is advanced enough to heal his injuries. Now he must deal with life in the future.
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
- Bond was a vampire and he will be restored as soon as he can find the healing power of the blood of a virgin.
- Bond is kept cryogenically frozen for 500 years until science is advanced enough to heal his injuries. Now he must deal with life in the future.
- Bond is kept cryogenically frozen for 500 years until science is advanced enough to heal his injuries. Now he must deal with life in the future.
- At the pearly gates, Bond is informed that he cannot enter heaven until he can do one selfless deed without trying to sleep with a hot babe. He is doomed to wander the Earth, this is going to take a while.
- an agent thinks Bond’s spirit may be inhabiting his antique car. Beep twice to say yes.
- an agent thinks Bond’s spirit may be inhabiting his antique car. Beep twice to say yes.
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
- At the pearly gates, Bond is informed that he cannot enter heaven until he can do one selfless deed without trying to sleep with a hot babe. He is doomed to wander the Earth, this is going to take a while.
- an agent thinks Bond’s spirit may be inhabiting his antique car. Beep twice to say yes.
- an agent thinks Bond’s spirit may be inhabiting his antique car. Beep twice to say yes.
- the original Bond retired, changed his name to Jones, and had a kid who grew up to be an archaeologist
- “ we trained an AI on all the available footage of Bond’s voice!” (this turns out to be the villain, of course)
- Bond is reincarnated as an Old English sheepdog. Hijinks ensue.
- “ we trained an AI on all the available footage of Bond’s voice!” (this turns out to be the villain, of course)
- Bond is reincarnated as an Old English sheepdog. Hijinks ensue.
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
- the original Bond retired, changed his name to Jones, and had a kid who grew up to be an archaeologist
- “ we trained an AI on all the available footage of Bond’s voice!” (this turns out to be the villain, of course)
- Bond is reincarnated as an Old English sheepdog. Hijinks ensue.
- “ we trained an AI on all the available footage of Bond’s voice!” (this turns out to be the villain, of course)
- Bond is reincarnated as an Old English sheepdog. Hijinks ensue.
- all they find of Bond is his pinky finger. It has regenerative power powers, and grows into a new Bond. This one has a different face though.
- his coffin wound up on the Genesis planet
- secret agent monks must go on a mystical quest to find the child who is Bond’s reincarnation
- his coffin wound up on the Genesis planet
- secret agent monks must go on a mystical quest to find the child who is Bond’s reincarnation
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
- all they find of Bond is his pinky finger. It has regenerative power powers, and grows into a new Bond. This one has a different face though.
- his coffin wound up on the Genesis planet
- secret agent monks must go on a mystical quest to find the child who is Bond’s reincarnation
- his coffin wound up on the Genesis planet
- secret agent monks must go on a mystical quest to find the child who is Bond’s reincarnation
- Miss Moneypenny’s Ouija board starts moving on its own, spelling out “help me.” She throws it away.
- Bond stagger out from behind the building, his face covered with soot. He coughs. “I’m going to need reconstructive surgery again for sure! At least it keeps me looking younger than 90.”
- Bond stagger out from behind the building, his face covered with soot. He coughs. “I’m going to need reconstructive surgery again for sure! At least it keeps me looking younger than 90.”
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
- Miss Moneypenny’s Ouija board starts moving on its own, spelling out “help me.” She throws it away.
- Bond stagger out from behind the building, his face covered with soot. He coughs. “I’m going to need reconstructive surgery again for sure! At least it keeps me looking younger than 90.”
- Bond stagger out from behind the building, his face covered with soot. He coughs. “I’m going to need reconstructive surgery again for sure! At least it keeps me looking younger than 90.”
- Bond’s ghost can only communicate with one person. It’s a bungling low level intern from the IT department. They must team up and work together.
- “ thanks for the explosion repellent undershirt you made me, Q, they would’ve got me without it”
- “no, that was my twin brother, Johnny Bond.”
- “ thanks for the explosion repellent undershirt you made me, Q, they would’ve got me without it”
- “no, that was my twin brother, Johnny Bond.”
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 PM
- Bond’s ghost can only communicate with one person. It’s a bungling low level intern from the IT department. They must team up and work together.
- “ thanks for the explosion repellent undershirt you made me, Q, they would’ve got me without it”
- “no, that was my twin brother, Johnny Bond.”
- “ thanks for the explosion repellent undershirt you made me, Q, they would’ve got me without it”
- “no, that was my twin brother, Johnny Bond.”
God rest you merry pink Coleman. I love you return.
Very Krista leave you was born Christmas Day
Please, where we record history
Who tiny of comfort, joy, comfort, joy
Who take care comfort enjoy
Very Krista leave you was born Christmas Day
Please, where we record history
Who tiny of comfort, joy, comfort, joy
Who take care comfort enjoy
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
God rest you merry pink Coleman. I love you return.
Very Krista leave you was born Christmas Day
Please, where we record history
Who tiny of comfort, joy, comfort, joy
Who take care comfort enjoy
Very Krista leave you was born Christmas Day
Please, where we record history
Who tiny of comfort, joy, comfort, joy
Who take care comfort enjoy
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Watching this Joyce Carol Oates vs Elon thing like Salieri watched Mozart in AMADEUS...
a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed and a candle in the background .
Alt: a close up of a salieris face with his eyes closed and a candle in the background .
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November 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Watching this Joyce Carol Oates vs Elon thing like Salieri watched Mozart in AMADEUS...