Eugreenbean casserole
@eugreenia.bsky.social
Librarian. Reader. One dog, two cats, no motivation
Cishet and white but trying not to be weird about it
Cishet and white but trying not to be weird about it
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I salute In-N-Out Burger for launching a whole ass Book-It program
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I salute In-N-Out Burger for launching a whole ass Book-It program
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
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welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place
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should we all move back to europe and be like jk we never left what’s america lol you guys are crazy anyway where is my health insurance at
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
should we all move back to europe and be like jk we never left what’s america lol you guys are crazy anyway where is my health insurance at
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"No, I don't want no scrubs"
- my dog at her bathtime
- my dog at her bathtime
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
"No, I don't want no scrubs"
- my dog at her bathtime
- my dog at her bathtime
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if you’re mad at a canadian start some shit about anne of green gables
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
if you’re mad at a canadian start some shit about anne of green gables
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Some customer came into the store and talked about his cat. He said it was bred for scientific experimentation before he adopted it. I said, "Wow! Your cat is a scientist?"
It was followed with silence, and there was no laughter.
It was followed with silence, and there was no laughter.
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Some customer came into the store and talked about his cat. He said it was bred for scientific experimentation before he adopted it. I said, "Wow! Your cat is a scientist?"
It was followed with silence, and there was no laughter.
It was followed with silence, and there was no laughter.
I like to use store bought for all my mental healths. The quality control is just better
Anyway mental health drugs are little tiny pills filled with miracles and I’m always absolutely astonished by how a slight chemical change in my body can completely alter my entire life.
November 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I like to use store bought for all my mental healths. The quality control is just better
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Speed dating is when you have to tell Keanu Reeves a little bit about yourself or this bus will explode
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Speed dating is when you have to tell Keanu Reeves a little bit about yourself or this bus will explode
According to my dad, my aunt is “pickled pink” with the new laptop
November 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
According to my dad, my aunt is “pickled pink” with the new laptop
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It is somehow both “this has been the longest year in recorded history” and also “how is it the middle of November already” right now
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
It is somehow both “this has been the longest year in recorded history” and also “how is it the middle of November already” right now
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i think it's true that republicans suck shit and are totally responsible for this *and* we need a better opposition party
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
i think it's true that republicans suck shit and are totally responsible for this *and* we need a better opposition party
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Macrame versus Crochet:
*a thread*
*a thread*
November 10, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Macrame versus Crochet:
*a thread*
*a thread*
Minni is so happy because she is lying on top of Cricket
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Minni is so happy because she is lying on top of Cricket
Another long delayed book thread
I'm at 130 books for the year, here are some highlights
Automatic noodle / Annalee Newitz
Already discussed this one - 5/5, read it
The enchanted greenhouse / Sarah Beth Durst @sarahbethdurst.bsky.social
Cozy fantasy - it was exactly what I needed
4.5/5
I'm at 130 books for the year, here are some highlights
Automatic noodle / Annalee Newitz
Already discussed this one - 5/5, read it
The enchanted greenhouse / Sarah Beth Durst @sarahbethdurst.bsky.social
Cozy fantasy - it was exactly what I needed
4.5/5
November 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Another long delayed book thread
I'm at 130 books for the year, here are some highlights
Automatic noodle / Annalee Newitz
Already discussed this one - 5/5, read it
The enchanted greenhouse / Sarah Beth Durst @sarahbethdurst.bsky.social
Cozy fantasy - it was exactly what I needed
4.5/5
I'm at 130 books for the year, here are some highlights
Automatic noodle / Annalee Newitz
Already discussed this one - 5/5, read it
The enchanted greenhouse / Sarah Beth Durst @sarahbethdurst.bsky.social
Cozy fantasy - it was exactly what I needed
4.5/5
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'Nature's bounty' by contemporary UK printmaker Sarah Bays #WomensArt
November 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
'Nature's bounty' by contemporary UK printmaker Sarah Bays #WomensArt
I'm not sure if today is better than yesterday, but it's definitely more chaotic.
On the way to work, there was a car stuck on the RR tracks, a front wheel hanging off. Two guys were outside the car, and another person had stopped to help.
On the way to work, there was a car stuck on the RR tracks, a front wheel hanging off. Two guys were outside the car, and another person had stopped to help.
November 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I'm not sure if today is better than yesterday, but it's definitely more chaotic.
On the way to work, there was a car stuck on the RR tracks, a front wheel hanging off. Two guys were outside the car, and another person had stopped to help.
On the way to work, there was a car stuck on the RR tracks, a front wheel hanging off. Two guys were outside the car, and another person had stopped to help.
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"Hey boss, I have some stock photos here for the article that shows that longer walks beat several shorter walks. Which one do you want?"
"Uh, good, just whichever one is on top"
"I dunno, this one has a guy with a walker taking his pony..."
"I said WHICHEVER ONE IS ON TOP."
"Uh, good, just whichever one is on top"
"I dunno, this one has a guy with a walker taking his pony..."
"I said WHICHEVER ONE IS ON TOP."
Accumulating daily steps in longer bouts of walking is better for the heart than taking multiple short walks
go.nature.com/47LvbXE
go.nature.com/47LvbXE
Longer walks beat shorter strolls for heart health
Nature - People who rack up most of their daily steps in walks lasting less than five minutes have a higher risk of cardiovascular disease than do those who amass their steps in big blocks.
go.nature.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
"Hey boss, I have some stock photos here for the article that shows that longer walks beat several shorter walks. Which one do you want?"
"Uh, good, just whichever one is on top"
"I dunno, this one has a guy with a walker taking his pony..."
"I said WHICHEVER ONE IS ON TOP."
"Uh, good, just whichever one is on top"
"I dunno, this one has a guy with a walker taking his pony..."
"I said WHICHEVER ONE IS ON TOP."
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❌ i have no horse in this race
✅ i have no cat in these pajamas
✅ i have no cat in these pajamas
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
❌ i have no horse in this race
✅ i have no cat in these pajamas
✅ i have no cat in these pajamas
Yesterday was awful (in reality and in my stupid brain)
Today I woke up on the edge of tears
I have the mental resiliency of those stretched out underpants you see abandoned on the side of the road
Today I woke up on the edge of tears
I have the mental resiliency of those stretched out underpants you see abandoned on the side of the road
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Yesterday was awful (in reality and in my stupid brain)
Today I woke up on the edge of tears
I have the mental resiliency of those stretched out underpants you see abandoned on the side of the road
Today I woke up on the edge of tears
I have the mental resiliency of those stretched out underpants you see abandoned on the side of the road
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On the one hand, neutral data collected and analyzed academically and presented as unbiased and factual is how things are supposed to work.
On the other hand, a group of uninsured people serving as an accidental "control group" and then dying is just effed up.
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
On the other hand, a group of uninsured people serving as an accidental "control group" and then dying is just effed up.
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
The government is shut down over health care. But does insurance save lives?
The surprisingly tricky question stumped researchers for decades. But they think they finally have an answer.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM
On the one hand, neutral data collected and analyzed academically and presented as unbiased and factual is how things are supposed to work.
On the other hand, a group of uninsured people serving as an accidental "control group" and then dying is just effed up.
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
On the other hand, a group of uninsured people serving as an accidental "control group" and then dying is just effed up.
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
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Already having normal depression is a good way or so I’ve been told
November 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Already having normal depression is a good way or so I’ve been told
Prefacing your question with “I know I shouldn’t ask this” and yet continuing onward shows a distinct lack of situational awareness
No, I’m not pregnant. I’m fat and wearing a big shirt. Mind your business
No, I’m not pregnant. I’m fat and wearing a big shirt. Mind your business
November 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Prefacing your question with “I know I shouldn’t ask this” and yet continuing onward shows a distinct lack of situational awareness
No, I’m not pregnant. I’m fat and wearing a big shirt. Mind your business
No, I’m not pregnant. I’m fat and wearing a big shirt. Mind your business
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getting all hot and bothered kinda has a different meaning as you age
November 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
getting all hot and bothered kinda has a different meaning as you age
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INVENTOR OF THE LIBRARY: hey check this out
November 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
INVENTOR OF THE LIBRARY: hey check this out