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Cosmic Clau
@cosmicclau.bsky.social
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"Without hope, without witness, without reward"
"The best part about your opinion, is that it doesn't matter"

Gen X hermit
Dog Mum
She/her
Tired

I found these on the floor
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Post an image that will always make you laugh
Bart at the kitchen window smirking and watching Homer in the backyard as he runs towards the failed BBQ pit brandishing a large closed umbrella and letting out a frustrated high pitched scream.
November 14, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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From a snapshot of 50/past week to 100/all time
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November 14, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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Cool thingie from bubbel.blue
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November 14, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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Watched this last night and really enjoyed it. He's one of those people who's face has never been far from the screen since my childhood. His humour still makes me laugh like I'm hearing the jokes for the first time.
Got teary during the Charlie moments, bittersweet and overall beautifully done.
A screenshot of the Eddie Murphy documentary called "Being Eddie" on Netflix
November 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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If you see this post a bird
Matcluck the Hyperchicken, taking a brief pause to nibble at his wing as he stands before the court to defend his client. He is teal coloured, wearing a waistcoat and teeny glasses on his beak. A judge and security guard are looking at him, both with slight frowns. Futurama
November 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Repost with an iconic fictional band
Young Homer standing outside a pizzeria, holding a guitar, drum on his back and I think (barely visible) cymbals strapped to his knees. He's saying "HELLO, EVERYBODY. I'M ARCHIE BELL, AND I'M ALSO THE DRELLS. WE GOT A NEW SONG CALLED 'TIGHTEN UP,' AND THIS IS THE MUSIC YOU TIGHTEN UP WITH."
November 12, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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I is myself smart 🧐

www.idrlabs.com/intelligence...
Intelligence Type Test Chart of results for: Naturalistic (Nature Smart) Kinesthetic (Body Smart) Linguistic (Word Smart) Logical (Number Smart) Visual (Visually Smart) Musical (Music Smart) Intrapersonal (Myself Smart) Interpersonal (People Smart) Your intelligence type is intrapersonal intelligence. Intrapersonal Intelligence or "self smarts" is the ability to understand oneself and utilize such knowledge in one's decision-making and planning. People high in this trait are typically well aware of their thoughts, feelings, weaknesses, strengths, and motivations. Moreover, they usually have rich and rewarding introspections and like to process their experiences in depth. They express their feelings creatively and put others at ease by being maturely self-aware. This type of intelligence is often demonstrated by psychologists, writers, theorists, philosophers, scientists, and spiritual leaders.
November 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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When someone has a little too much enthusiasm on a Monday morning
Diana Taverner (from Slow Horses): "Can you just think before you speak, then perhaps not speak?"
November 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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The only time I've reacted the same way as the reactor is reacting in his reaction video.

(Alt text probably won't work so: this is a guy reacting to a jelly masterpiece being made. Video by richardsalesofficial on IG)
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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😂😂
Marge holding a potato and saying "I just think they're neat"
November 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
Album cover of Eminem's The Slim Shady LP
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Post something random for the collective amusement.
My favourite Gary Larson cartoon of a man lying on the ground, his leg shaking, dog scratching his belly and another dog looking on. The Far Side
November 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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How your phone looks at you while it monitors your weekly screen time.
Homer frowning and staring straight at us
November 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Homer sitting at the dinner table with a glass of milk. He's doing a squinty side eye and saying "I do... now."
November 6, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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Principal Skinner, enraged and approaching the camera while gripping a single eraser. In the background is a man who presented Skinner with the eraser, now flinching and shielding himself in fear. Text says: I could smell the onions and mustard.
November 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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"I could smell the onions and mustard."
Frank Costanza having a war flashback
November 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Respond with the same actor as a hero and villain.
David Tennant as the Tenth Doctor in Doctor Who David Tennant as the serial killer Dennis Nilsen in Des.
November 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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The head of security at the Louvre.
Homer and two of his dumbarse colleagues guarding a bee in a jar
November 4, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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Jimbo Jones has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
Lisa and Bart at a "Vote Quimby table" Jimbo Jones facing them says "Uh, Yeah. Yeah. I love Grimby. Uh, could I have some more bumper stickers, please, dude?"
November 4, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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Oldest selfie on your phone
Me, that one time I wore makeup in 2005
November 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Share an awesome 70s movie!

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)

(Heartbreaking but so beautifully done)
Two patients sitting together on a bench. Mac (Jack Nicholson) has just offered Chief (Will Sampson) some gum and Chief reveals he can speak.
November 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Floyd's done for the day 🥱😴
Floyd dozing off in our bed
November 3, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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Me liking posts in other people's conversations that concern me not
Young Homer smiling sheepishly whilst four young dudes stare at him
November 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Yep...
Jimbo aiming his shotgun as he says to Ned "its coming right for us" South Park
November 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Welp. Second month of spring and we're back in our winter clothes.
Floyd in a green jumper sitting on my lap and I'm wearing one of my favourite hoodies
November 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM