Cosmic Clau
@cosmicclau.bsky.social
"Without hope, without witness, without reward"
"The best part about your opinion, is that it doesn't matter"
Gen X hermit
Dog Mum
She/her
Tired
I found these on the floor
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"The best part about your opinion, is that it doesn't matter"
Gen X hermit
Dog Mum
She/her
Tired
I found these on the floor
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4gaf6ocrfcm5fr7cad5oa63p/feed/aaadxi62w5evu
Pinned
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Saw elsewhere. Made me giggle.
November 11, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Saw elsewhere. Made me giggle.
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50 yrs ago today, Prime Minister Gough Whitlam was dismissed. A moment that changed our democracy and still echoes half a century later. Illustrated for @MoAD_Canberra to mark the 50-year anniversary of that historic day.
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 AM
50 yrs ago today, Prime Minister Gough Whitlam was dismissed. A moment that changed our democracy and still echoes half a century later. Illustrated for @MoAD_Canberra to mark the 50-year anniversary of that historic day.
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I need to eat better and exercise more but I made chili cheese fries for dinner instead
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I need to eat better and exercise more but I made chili cheese fries for dinner instead
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My smartwatch says I slept for 3 hours and screamed for 5. It gave me a badge.
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
My smartwatch says I slept for 3 hours and screamed for 5. It gave me a badge.
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This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
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Surviving constantly horrific politics is emotionally tough like surviving lockdown & I need the same coping strategies. Wearing only cozy clothes. Avoiding crowds. And rewarding myself for even tiniest achievements
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Surviving constantly horrific politics is emotionally tough like surviving lockdown & I need the same coping strategies. Wearing only cozy clothes. Avoiding crowds. And rewarding myself for even tiniest achievements
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Got arrested for punching a mime and the judge sentenced me to six months of community theater
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Got arrested for punching a mime and the judge sentenced me to six months of community theater
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All the fleeting ghosts from the corners of your eyes are more apart than anything in front of you so please, keep them in mind sideways for the panoramic pick up lines, condemned tire swing matchmakings just laying around and around in your yard
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
All the fleeting ghosts from the corners of your eyes are more apart than anything in front of you so please, keep them in mind sideways for the panoramic pick up lines, condemned tire swing matchmakings just laying around and around in your yard
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How it started v How it's going
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 AM
How it started v How it's going
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Sometimes I forget to say something.
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Sometimes I forget to say something.
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What if we made out in the LEGO store.
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
What if we made out in the LEGO store.
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filling my weekly pill organizer with regrets
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
filling my weekly pill organizer with regrets
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I'm under my fleece blanket on the couch, it's snowing, I'm playing stardew valley and have the great british baking show on in the background, I guess maybe not everything is terrible
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I'm under my fleece blanket on the couch, it's snowing, I'm playing stardew valley and have the great british baking show on in the background, I guess maybe not everything is terrible
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listen, I'm simply doing my man Steve a favour by reskeeting this. his dick deserves a fighting chance. it's not to get likes. I wouldn't do that
I love this so much. if this doesn’t get 1000 likes i will punch myself in the dick
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
listen, I'm simply doing my man Steve a favour by reskeeting this. his dick deserves a fighting chance. it's not to get likes. I wouldn't do that
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I tucked in her extra skin
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I tucked in her extra skin
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[Rudy Giuliani sneaking around the city gnawing holes in tires]
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
[Rudy Giuliani sneaking around the city gnawing holes in tires]
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“I’ll just slip into something more comfortable,” I say, walking into the ocean.
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
“I’ll just slip into something more comfortable,” I say, walking into the ocean.
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this skeet may be monitored or recorded for quality and training purposes
November 11, 2025 at 5:29 AM
this skeet may be monitored or recorded for quality and training purposes
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Government will toss meat in an arena
Where the STARVED will fight each other while they calmly watch from thrones made from all that was reaped from such distractions
And when ONLY the well fed are left
Men will then point a finger randomly to a side and claim it THOSE that have killed the last cow
Where the STARVED will fight each other while they calmly watch from thrones made from all that was reaped from such distractions
And when ONLY the well fed are left
Men will then point a finger randomly to a side and claim it THOSE that have killed the last cow
December 27, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Government will toss meat in an arena
Where the STARVED will fight each other while they calmly watch from thrones made from all that was reaped from such distractions
And when ONLY the well fed are left
Men will then point a finger randomly to a side and claim it THOSE that have killed the last cow
Where the STARVED will fight each other while they calmly watch from thrones made from all that was reaped from such distractions
And when ONLY the well fed are left
Men will then point a finger randomly to a side and claim it THOSE that have killed the last cow
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He would ALWAYS organize his balls in a row for us. Play was too important to leave to chance. He’d be sleeping now, recharging for the next toss or swim or wrestle or leap. He was a pure and loving and joyful soul in a hard world and even now, resting by the black cherry tree, he teaches us.
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
He would ALWAYS organize his balls in a row for us. Play was too important to leave to chance. He’d be sleeping now, recharging for the next toss or swim or wrestle or leap. He was a pure and loving and joyful soul in a hard world and even now, resting by the black cherry tree, he teaches us.
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Rio wanted to make an appearance
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Rio wanted to make an appearance
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starting a mosh pit with my emotions
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
starting a mosh pit with my emotions
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“Still punk as fuck!!!”
-me, while loading my weekly pill organizer
-me, while loading my weekly pill organizer
November 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
“Still punk as fuck!!!”
-me, while loading my weekly pill organizer
-me, while loading my weekly pill organizer