Jesse
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Jesse
@killgoldfish.bsky.social
· Oct 31
you are not a pundit
This Monday, as on most Mondays, there was a new report repackaging neoliberal Democratic policy as common sense, moderate thinking that will Win Elections.
Their thinking takes the standard three-st...
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my latest writing, a short essay called "you are not a pundit" post-goldfish.ghost.io/you-are-not-...
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Val Kilmer asking Robert Downey Jr to look up the definition of idiot youtu.be/liIcpPeZ12A?...
December 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Val Kilmer asking Robert Downey Jr to look up the definition of idiot youtu.be/liIcpPeZ12A?...
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The season 1 episode that opens with four dudes struggling with a desk and they realize after a long struggle that they’re all pulling in different directions
December 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The season 1 episode that opens with four dudes struggling with a desk and they realize after a long struggle that they’re all pulling in different directions
This is what made The Wire the only good cop show
all these incompetent people in the current regime are ruining my ability to have suspension of disbelief when watching procedurals that rely on government competence as a major plot device
December 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
This is what made The Wire the only good cop show
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Please be aware of possible scams! My client, Mel Curth, is not seeking any donations at this time. She is grateful for your support and instead requests folks that want to help to donate to the local organizations of your choice!
December 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Please be aware of possible scams! My client, Mel Curth, is not seeking any donations at this time. She is grateful for your support and instead requests folks that want to help to donate to the local organizations of your choice!
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Glazed donut face ass
December 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Glazed donut face ass
Fucking timberwolves
December 26, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Fucking timberwolves
There has never been a less necessary part of packaging than the resealable bag of Nerds Gummy Clusters
December 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
There has never been a less necessary part of packaging than the resealable bag of Nerds Gummy Clusters
No fuckin way en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etymolo...
December 26, 2025 at 5:40 AM
No fuckin way en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etymolo...
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Thinking about that time I got quoted in the National Review about Bari Weiss
October 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Thinking about that time I got quoted in the National Review about Bari Weiss
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*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
December 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
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Mr. Cuban, I'm a professor at Yale School of Public Health. Here's a paper published by one of my colleagues in the top medical journal evaluating the Medicare for All Act, which would not only get us there, but would save $450B per year. Happy to discuss! www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...
Improving the prognosis of health care in the USA
Although health care expenditure per capita is higher in the USA than in any other
country, more than 37 million Americans do not have health insurance, and 41 million
more have inadequate access to c...
www.thelancet.com
December 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Mr. Cuban, I'm a professor at Yale School of Public Health. Here's a paper published by one of my colleagues in the top medical journal evaluating the Medicare for All Act, which would not only get us there, but would save $450B per year. Happy to discuss! www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...
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he had them apple color jeans coat w/ the fur
the whole house was
w/o a stir
he hit the snow
next thing u know
Santa said
hohohoho
hohohoho
the whole house was
w/o a stir
he hit the snow
next thing u know
Santa said
hohohoho
hohohoho
December 24, 2024 at 10:30 PM
he had them apple color jeans coat w/ the fur
the whole house was
w/o a stir
he hit the snow
next thing u know
Santa said
hohohoho
hohohoho
the whole house was
w/o a stir
he hit the snow
next thing u know
Santa said
hohohoho
hohohoho
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The current form of what is billed as AI is one of the most simple yes/no tests of someone's moral and social values and judgment, and you have failed totally. This was not a hard test. Resign.
December 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The current form of what is billed as AI is one of the most simple yes/no tests of someone's moral and social values and judgment, and you have failed totally. This was not a hard test. Resign.
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it took me a minute to put together that she’s being homophobic, not making a genuinely helpful suggestion about birth control
December 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
it took me a minute to put together that she’s being homophobic, not making a genuinely helpful suggestion about birth control
Lmao. Never seen someone do the Jaws camera trick where it pans and zooms in the opposite direction in real life. You know the one
December 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Lmao. Never seen someone do the Jaws camera trick where it pans and zooms in the opposite direction in real life. You know the one
Conservatives are in favor of dictatorship: specifically, the dictatorship of a boss over their workers. It’s why they hate hate HATE unions and always have.
It’s interesting that the administration wants you to know that Bari Weiss is in league with them.
December 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Conservatives are in favor of dictatorship: specifically, the dictatorship of a boss over their workers. It’s why they hate hate HATE unions and always have.
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
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Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.
December 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.
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Macready being a perfect baby angel while meeting one of my very best friends for the first time, a Christmas miracle
December 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Macready being a perfect baby angel while meeting one of my very best friends for the first time, a Christmas miracle
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i always look back on this email as predictive of where she was heading
December 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
i always look back on this email as predictive of where she was heading
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I have to say I think it was a mistake putting Barry White in charge of CBS News. Great singer but he’s no journalist, and he’s been dead for 20 years
December 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I have to say I think it was a mistake putting Barry White in charge of CBS News. Great singer but he’s no journalist, and he’s been dead for 20 years
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Will note: this is probably the direct result of workshy Bari Weiss waiting until Friday before a Sunday air date to spike the story. International rebroadcasters probably get the recordings early to vet locally and run through local standards and practices. She forgot and no one told her :)
Oh yeah Global TV (in Canada or by VPN) has the full uncut 60 Minutes story on its 60 Minutes rebroadcast. CBS must have sent them the original tape.
December 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Will note: this is probably the direct result of workshy Bari Weiss waiting until Friday before a Sunday air date to spike the story. International rebroadcasters probably get the recordings early to vet locally and run through local standards and practices. She forgot and no one told her :)
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Congress’s three favorite lines:
1. Sorry we can’t do anything, we’re in the minority
2. Sorry we can’t do anything, we need a supermajority
3. Sorry we can’t do anything, our party’s in the White House and we have to support the president
1. Sorry we can’t do anything, we’re in the minority
2. Sorry we can’t do anything, we need a supermajority
3. Sorry we can’t do anything, our party’s in the White House and we have to support the president
December 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Congress’s three favorite lines:
1. Sorry we can’t do anything, we’re in the minority
2. Sorry we can’t do anything, we need a supermajority
3. Sorry we can’t do anything, our party’s in the White House and we have to support the president
1. Sorry we can’t do anything, we’re in the minority
2. Sorry we can’t do anything, we need a supermajority
3. Sorry we can’t do anything, our party’s in the White House and we have to support the president