Jesse
@killgoldfish.bsky.social
we created it, let’s take it over
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Jesse
@killgoldfish.bsky.social
· Oct 31
you are not a pundit
This Monday, as on most Mondays, there was a new report repackaging neoliberal Democratic policy as common sense, moderate thinking that will Win Elections.
Their thinking takes the standard three-st...
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my latest writing, a short essay called "you are not a pundit" post-goldfish.ghost.io/you-are-not-...
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This is absolutely going to kill the SEO of my Widespread Panic/Can cover band.
Regardless of what you think of Trump's policies, "Panican" is absolutely elite political communication on the merits. Of course everyone instantly grasps what it means and it just looks so good on the page, but furthermore it's also very easy to imagine how someone would say it aloud.
The White House just sent a "Don't Panic" email. That'll do it
February 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
This is absolutely going to kill the SEO of my Widespread Panic/Can cover band.
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Bari Weiss bravely invites us to focus on the real fascism in Minneapolis
www.thefp.com/p/mob-rule-c...
www.thefp.com/p/mob-rule-c...
February 9, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Bari Weiss bravely invites us to focus on the real fascism in Minneapolis
www.thefp.com/p/mob-rule-c...
www.thefp.com/p/mob-rule-c...
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If you are wondering how I respond to job offers to work on AI games, this is how.
February 9, 2026 at 9:27 PM
If you are wondering how I respond to job offers to work on AI games, this is how.
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guys the reason you shouldn't have kicked stancil out of the rr chats is that left to his own devices he restarts discourse you've forgotten was a thing
February 9, 2026 at 9:23 PM
guys the reason you shouldn't have kicked stancil out of the rr chats is that left to his own devices he restarts discourse you've forgotten was a thing
[Pacino in Scarface voice] look at the panican fly
February 9, 2026 at 9:27 PM
[Pacino in Scarface voice] look at the panican fly
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you know things are bad when the republicans are sending out DNC emails
February 9, 2026 at 9:25 PM
you know things are bad when the republicans are sending out DNC emails
You fuckin kidding me. This is a joke Ponies would make about a Soviet fast food place
February 9, 2026 at 9:25 PM
You fuckin kidding me. This is a joke Ponies would make about a Soviet fast food place
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bop gun does 2d6+10 damage
February 9, 2026 at 6:32 PM
bop gun does 2d6+10 damage
there should be a tabletop rpg based on Parliament-Funkadelic
February 9, 2026 at 6:15 PM
there should be a tabletop rpg based on Parliament-Funkadelic
the other day i looked up the lyrics to Vinum Sabbathi by Electric Wizard and realized i didn't know a single word in the song other than "Vinum Sabbathi." it's in English
“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 6:13 PM
the other day i looked up the lyrics to Vinum Sabbathi by Electric Wizard and realized i didn't know a single word in the song other than "Vinum Sabbathi." it's in English
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He won like one high profile campaign 30 years ago where there was a weird campaign dynamics involving a third party candidate and so must be a genius.
February 9, 2026 at 6:04 PM
He won like one high profile campaign 30 years ago where there was a weird campaign dynamics involving a third party candidate and so must be a genius.
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BREAKING: “in my 24th year of my quest to settle the planet Mars, I have just been informed of a basic fact of celestial mechanics.”
February 9, 2026 at 10:31 AM
BREAKING: “in my 24th year of my quest to settle the planet Mars, I have just been informed of a basic fact of celestial mechanics.”
James Carville
Not to be relentlessly negative, but let’s enjoy ourselves a bit.
Who is the Dumbest Guy That Has A Reputation For Being Smart?
Musk seems the clear winner, so let’s say: who else might be in the Top 10?
I’ll start the proceedings with Ezra Klein, the Abundance boy. Not impressive!
Who is the Dumbest Guy That Has A Reputation For Being Smart?
Musk seems the clear winner, so let’s say: who else might be in the Top 10?
I’ll start the proceedings with Ezra Klein, the Abundance boy. Not impressive!
February 9, 2026 at 6:03 PM
James Carville
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Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?
February 9, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?
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now that's the power of a union
The Ford worker who heckled Trump during a visit to the company's plant still has his job and "has no discipline on his record," a union official said
Ford worker who heckled Trump keeps job, 'no discipline' for incident
The United Auto Workers union said TJ Sabula remains employed and called out the president for making an obscene gesture toward the worker.
www.detroitnews.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:28 PM
now that's the power of a union
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They don’t know if the message was political because it was in Spanish
February 9, 2026 at 3:54 AM
They don’t know if the message was political because it was in Spanish
Anti-union liberals were trying to tell me that the UAW wouldn’t do anything for him because Fain loved Trump. Fuck off doomers!! Solidarity forever!!
NEWS: Ford worker who heckled Trump kept his job, got 'no discipline' on his record, UAW says.
www.detroitnews.com/story/busine...
www.detroitnews.com/story/busine...
UAW: Ford worker who heckled Trump kept job, 'no discipline' on record
The United Auto Workers union said TJ Sabula remains employed and called out the president for making an obscene gesture toward the worker.
www.detroitnews.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Anti-union liberals were trying to tell me that the UAW wouldn’t do anything for him because Fain loved Trump. Fuck off doomers!! Solidarity forever!!
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NEWS: Ford worker who heckled Trump kept his job, got 'no discipline' on his record, UAW says.
www.detroitnews.com/story/busine...
www.detroitnews.com/story/busine...
UAW: Ford worker who heckled Trump kept job, 'no discipline' on record
The United Auto Workers union said TJ Sabula remains employed and called out the president for making an obscene gesture toward the worker.
www.detroitnews.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:34 PM
NEWS: Ford worker who heckled Trump kept his job, got 'no discipline' on his record, UAW says.
www.detroitnews.com/story/busine...
www.detroitnews.com/story/busine...
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TJ Sabula, the @uaw.org worker who called Trump a “pedophile protector,”has kept his job and has no disciplinary record for speaking truth to power.
The working class can beat the billionaires. I’m proud of my union for having TJ’s back.
The working class can beat the billionaires. I’m proud of my union for having TJ’s back.
February 9, 2026 at 3:39 PM
TJ Sabula, the @uaw.org worker who called Trump a “pedophile protector,”has kept his job and has no disciplinary record for speaking truth to power.
The working class can beat the billionaires. I’m proud of my union for having TJ’s back.
The working class can beat the billionaires. I’m proud of my union for having TJ’s back.
-Pierre-Joseph Proudhon, 1840
you mean to tell me a property has these rights
February 9, 2026 at 4:01 PM
-Pierre-Joseph Proudhon, 1840
[Flava Flav voice in Burn Hollywood Burn] you mean like Crimethinc or It’s Going Down, right?
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 PM
[Flava Flav voice in Burn Hollywood Burn] you mean like Crimethinc or It’s Going Down, right?
saw a law office ad where the lawyer has his copy of Bruce Springsteen - Nebraska on display in the background. hell yeah
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 AM
saw a law office ad where the lawyer has his copy of Bruce Springsteen - Nebraska on display in the background. hell yeah
How can people accuse Elon of being antisemitic? His best friend was Epstein
February 8, 2026 at 10:53 PM
How can people accuse Elon of being antisemitic? His best friend was Epstein