Jackson "Metropolitan is a Post-Christmas Movie" O'Brien
@sprobeforebros.bsky.social
biscuit troll. history's greatest lover.
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got told "you have the jesus face" by a Somali guy at Kamel mall
Forget insults, what’s the most unhinged *compliment* you’ve ever received?
December 31, 2025 at 10:46 PM
got told "you have the jesus face" by a Somali guy at Kamel mall
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This year my wife has been muttering ominously about something she calls The Feast of the Seven Potatoes
December 31, 2025 at 3:06 PM
This year my wife has been muttering ominously about something she calls The Feast of the Seven Potatoes
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Sometimes when I am feeling down I pull up the car dealership post celebrating J Mascis for buying a sensible compact car and draw strength from it like a jpg spirit bomb
December 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Sometimes when I am feeling down I pull up the car dealership post celebrating J Mascis for buying a sensible compact car and draw strength from it like a jpg spirit bomb
Saw Hamnet, a movie that I’m reasonably sure has more contempt for its audience than Joker 2. I wish to throw Chloe Zhao in a lake.
December 31, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Saw Hamnet, a movie that I’m reasonably sure has more contempt for its audience than Joker 2. I wish to throw Chloe Zhao in a lake.
Kramarczuks now offers sausages “ukranian style” with coleslaw, shredded carrots, mayo, ketchup, and dill. Have no earthly idea what makes that combo Ukranian. Can’t find anything about it as a common sausage topping in Ukraine. Can confirm: delicious on a Kramarczuks Ukranian Sausage.
December 31, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Kramarczuks now offers sausages “ukranian style” with coleslaw, shredded carrots, mayo, ketchup, and dill. Have no earthly idea what makes that combo Ukranian. Can’t find anything about it as a common sausage topping in Ukraine. Can confirm: delicious on a Kramarczuks Ukranian Sausage.
Also in this time of year you get to see all the pretty decorations on Nicollet Mall and it’s delightful.
The 11 bus is truly an underrated heater of mass transit. Gets you to the MSP film society, the MIA, and the Seward Coop Friendship Store. What a treat.
December 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Also in this time of year you get to see all the pretty decorations on Nicollet Mall and it’s delightful.
The 11 bus is truly an underrated heater of mass transit. Gets you to the MSP film society, the MIA, and the Seward Coop Friendship Store. What a treat.
December 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The 11 bus is truly an underrated heater of mass transit. Gets you to the MSP film society, the MIA, and the Seward Coop Friendship Store. What a treat.
If you think about the bus as “uber but you need to walk three blocks but you get a 90% discount” you’ll probably ride it more.
December 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
If you think about the bus as “uber but you need to walk three blocks but you get a 90% discount” you’ll probably ride it more.
in many ways the greatest frustration of the Frye administration is sitting here watching other cities *literally right next to us* do things better as we fail to even try
A major homeless encampment in St. Paul has remained relatively clean and calm, with dumpsters to keep trash in check, portable toilets for residents and frequent visits from outreach workers.
St. Paul’s largest encampment has grown, but problems have been relatively few
Unlike Minneapolis, St. Paul provides dumpsters and toilets, and city officials say that helps.
bit.ly
December 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
in many ways the greatest frustration of the Frye administration is sitting here watching other cities *literally right next to us* do things better as we fail to even try
also worth noting that every immigrant community in the twin cities metro is freaked the fuck out over ICE right now.
I needed to get buzzed into the goddamn taqueria for lunch yesterday.
I needed to get buzzed into the goddamn taqueria for lunch yesterday.
White dude with camera arrives at daycare and demands to see kids.
Daycare workers keep doors and windows closed.
White dude alleges fraud.
Every Republican backs white dude.
That's the current story in Minnesota.
Daycare workers keep doors and windows closed.
White dude alleges fraud.
Every Republican backs white dude.
That's the current story in Minnesota.
December 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
also worth noting that every immigrant community in the twin cities metro is freaked the fuck out over ICE right now.
I needed to get buzzed into the goddamn taqueria for lunch yesterday.
I needed to get buzzed into the goddamn taqueria for lunch yesterday.
fun fact: Martín Supremo does not necessarily indicate a higher quality of Martín, it simply refers to a size demarcation. A Martín Excelso or a Marín Peaberry can also produce an excellent Ping Pong player
December 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
fun fact: Martín Supremo does not necessarily indicate a higher quality of Martín, it simply refers to a size demarcation. A Martín Excelso or a Marín Peaberry can also produce an excellent Ping Pong player
really underscoring one of @moochava.bsky.social's bugaboos about how food in America was garbage when we were children, currently watching a documentary from 1980 about how there are all these weird people who like putting garlic in their food
December 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
really underscoring one of @moochava.bsky.social's bugaboos about how food in America was garbage when we were children, currently watching a documentary from 1980 about how there are all these weird people who like putting garlic in their food
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L7MFAO
the pixie chicks
ruin two bands by combining them:
the aerosmiths
the aerosmiths
December 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
L7MFAO
Stage designer I guess? But lesbian is the more important job. I think Therese by the end of The Price of Salt is a professional lesbian.
Well, now I'm an English professor...
December 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Stage designer I guess? But lesbian is the more important job. I think Therese by the end of The Price of Salt is a professional lesbian.
love the fact that my job causes me to occasionally purchase things called a "suction wand"
December 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
love the fact that my job causes me to occasionally purchase things called a "suction wand"
If you're a business owner/manager who's on the fence about the benefits of bike usage to move your people and stuff around I'll happily share data and info with you about how it's not just "as good" as cars, but better!
Minnesota businesses can apply *right now* for a grant to purchase e-bikes for commercial use through the Minnesota Pollution Control Agency's (MPCA) Small Business Environmental Assistance Program!
More info: content.govdelivery.com/accounts/MPL...
More info: content.govdelivery.com/accounts/MPL...
Cargo Bikes for Business: Grant Opportunity
content.govdelivery.com
December 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
If you're a business owner/manager who's on the fence about the benefits of bike usage to move your people and stuff around I'll happily share data and info with you about how it's not just "as good" as cars, but better!
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every time I post something that advocates for pedestrian, bike, and mass transit on reddit, I inevitably get someone saying "this is MINNESOTA, we have WINTER"
and just reading everyone's comments about driving today I'm thinking "you know that same logic applies to cars too, right?"
and just reading everyone's comments about driving today I'm thinking "you know that same logic applies to cars too, right?"
December 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
every time I post something that advocates for pedestrian, bike, and mass transit on reddit, I inevitably get someone saying "this is MINNESOTA, we have WINTER"
and just reading everyone's comments about driving today I'm thinking "you know that same logic applies to cars too, right?"
and just reading everyone's comments about driving today I'm thinking "you know that same logic applies to cars too, right?"
This week I wrote about There Will Be Blood.
I'm finished.
I'm finished.
There Will Be Blood
December 28, 2007, the final week of the final year of cinema.
open.substack.com
December 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
This week I wrote about There Will Be Blood.
I'm finished.
I'm finished.
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When the Assyrian Chicago Pope gave the Catholic Chicago Pope a cubs jersey was a great moment in ecumenical sports history
December 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
When the Assyrian Chicago Pope gave the Catholic Chicago Pope a cubs jersey was a great moment in ecumenical sports history
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whatever 2026 holds i don't think anything next year will be funnier than Chicago Pope. 2025 was overall a huge stinker but Chicago Pope was an all time great B-plot
December 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
whatever 2026 holds i don't think anything next year will be funnier than Chicago Pope. 2025 was overall a huge stinker but Chicago Pope was an all time great B-plot
watching Tár again starring my real friend Lydia Tár
December 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
watching Tár again starring my real friend Lydia Tár
the cognac that Paul Giamatti steals at the end of The Holdovers (2024) retails for $4000 for a 700 ml bottle. The 15 ml swallow that he spits onto the ground is worth $85. (in today's dollars. no idea what it cost in 1971)
December 28, 2025 at 4:21 AM
the cognac that Paul Giamatti steals at the end of The Holdovers (2024) retails for $4000 for a 700 ml bottle. The 15 ml swallow that he spits onto the ground is worth $85. (in today's dollars. no idea what it cost in 1971)
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I will never watch a “video podcast.” Podcasts are for listening to when I’m on the bus. Are you watching videos on the bus. Are you even on the bus
December 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I will never watch a “video podcast.” Podcasts are for listening to when I’m on the bus. Are you watching videos on the bus. Are you even on the bus