Jackson O'Brien
@sprobeforebros.bsky.social
biscuit troll. history's greatest lover.
Ilhan Omar, Tina Smith, Tim Walz, and Jacob Frey all still have X active and functional X accounts. If Amy's posts on X were anything like her posts here there's nothing more incendiary or controversial than what any other MN politician repping the metro is saying
anyone have a clue what @amyklobuchar.com said to get herself suspended from X the everything website?
January 15, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Ilhan Omar, Tina Smith, Tim Walz, and Jacob Frey all still have X active and functional X accounts. If Amy's posts on X were anything like her posts here there's nothing more incendiary or controversial than what any other MN politician repping the metro is saying
anyone have a clue what @amyklobuchar.com said to get herself suspended from X the everything website?
January 15, 2026 at 9:42 PM
anyone have a clue what @amyklobuchar.com said to get herself suspended from X the everything website?
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January 15, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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When I rolled up to some ice action with a protest around it an agent with no eye or face protection shot three to four gas pellets into the ground at his feet and just stood there. I got the hell away from it and still felt plenty of eye and throat irritation. That guy probably barfed
Q: Do you think ICE officers need deescalation training?
KRISTI NOEM: The officers we have out there are very highly trained and skilled specific for the operations they're doing. They're utilizing the most gifted individuals on these operations.
KRISTI NOEM: The officers we have out there are very highly trained and skilled specific for the operations they're doing. They're utilizing the most gifted individuals on these operations.
January 15, 2026 at 6:45 PM
When I rolled up to some ice action with a protest around it an agent with no eye or face protection shot three to four gas pellets into the ground at his feet and just stood there. I got the hell away from it and still felt plenty of eye and throat irritation. That guy probably barfed
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Me, reading and studying history: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me, realizing I am living through a historical event: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me, realizing I am living through a historical event: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
January 15, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Me, reading and studying history: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me, realizing I am living through a historical event: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me, realizing I am living through a historical event: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
out here in god's own country* i need my ford f-420 pickup in order to do real agricultural workª
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* Blaine MN, a 23 minute drive from downtown Minneapolis
ª Picking up the same amount of bulk soda pop and bottled water from Menards that would fit in a bike trailer
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* Blaine MN, a 23 minute drive from downtown Minneapolis
ª Picking up the same amount of bulk soda pop and bottled water from Menards that would fit in a bike trailer
everyone who thinks of themselves as a rural conservative champion lives in a suburb 19 miles outside of a mid-sized metropolitan city
January 15, 2026 at 2:27 PM
out here in god's own country* i need my ford f-420 pickup in order to do real agricultural workª
____________________
* Blaine MN, a 23 minute drive from downtown Minneapolis
ª Picking up the same amount of bulk soda pop and bottled water from Menards that would fit in a bike trailer
____________________
* Blaine MN, a 23 minute drive from downtown Minneapolis
ª Picking up the same amount of bulk soda pop and bottled water from Menards that would fit in a bike trailer
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Please, under no circumstances, ever start a podcast about anything.
Republican on CNN: You peacefully protest with a letter to the editor. You peacefully protest by starting a Substack or a podcast.
January 15, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Please, under no circumstances, ever start a podcast about anything.
the simpsons "see all that stuff in there homer? that's why your robot never worked" joke but it's about statecraft
i think i’m fully in on “the white house is run by thirtysomething chuds who think grand strategy games are real life”
January 15, 2026 at 2:48 AM
the simpsons "see all that stuff in there homer? that's why your robot never worked" joke but it's about statecraft
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i think i’m fully in on “the white house is run by thirtysomething chuds who think grand strategy games are real life”
January 14, 2026 at 11:33 PM
i think i’m fully in on “the white house is run by thirtysomething chuds who think grand strategy games are real life”
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RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
![You’ve got super fans pausing and zooming in on individuals frames of your documentary. One allegedly shows one of the Duffers with a ChatGPT tab open on their computer. In your presence, what did they use ChatGPT for?
I mean, are we even sure they had ChatGPT open?
I’m personally not, but the internet seems sure.
Well, there’s a lot of chatter where [social media users] are like, “We don’t really know, but we’re assuming.” But to me it’s like, doesn’t everybody have it open, to just do quick research?
I do.
How can you possibly write a storyline with 19 characters and use ChatGPT, I don’t even understand.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7t2urmt3i33jl6tjgiolio6g/bafkreidw2tmcr2ayq74oqmjm5pn2tdox6hlxnpqevhuqqj6oa7nsslx3oi@jpeg)
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
The only Hamnet I wanna hear about is a Heathcliff cartoon where he’s wearing the ham helmet and is on the computer and his owner lady is talking and saying “hes on the ham net”
January 14, 2026 at 3:37 PM
The only Hamnet I wanna hear about is a Heathcliff cartoon where he’s wearing the ham helmet and is on the computer and his owner lady is talking and saying “hes on the ham net”
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![- July 31, 2008
[[Ray is holding the phone and dialing. Beef waits expectantly, clipboard at the ready.]] Ray: Alright dogg, I'm takin' on The Game. Beef: No you don't mean it <<Beep Bop Dootle Dop>> [[Ray keeps dialing. Beef makes a note on his clipboard.]] Ray: Yeah, man. Dilbert. Probably gonna get sued for even sayin' that name. Beef: Alright be strong and no matter what just get the win <<Deet! Deet!>> [[Ray is on the phone. He is wearing a snappy black track jacket top thingy. He holds a martini. He is in complete control of the situation. He is a god among men. Er, cats. Cat-men. Whatever.]] Dilbert: Hello? Ray: Yo Dilbert! How's your coffeebert? You gettin' pizzabert for lunchbert? You ever wish you'd never chained yourself to certain dopey suffixberts? Scott Adams: I'm suing you. [[Ray still on the phone.]] Ray: You're like chow main, man! You're just not a big deal! [[Ray continues verbally abusing Dilbert.]] Dilbert: I'm suing you, and I will get all of your things. Because that's how this works. Ray: Did a reader submit that sentence for use in this phone call? Is that how this works? [[Ray, still on the phone turns to look at Beef.]] Dilbert: Oh, man. Do you know how SUED you just got? You are SO sued. Ray: Look, I gotta go be a spineless hero to sixty million water cooler wimps who have their password written on the back of their hand. Later on, horse dogg maniac. [[Beef scratches a name off of his clipboard. His tongue pokes out giving the appearance of intense concentration.]]<<Skreet Skreet>>
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My e-bike conversion kit isn’t working
January 13, 2026 at 3:11 PM
My e-bike conversion kit isn’t working
remember folks: every conflict is ultimately a conflict of morale.
britain could have thrown more troops at revolutionary america, they were just too tired to go on.
make them tired. make them weary. throw sand in the gears.
I do not regret to tell you that we are going to win.
britain could have thrown more troops at revolutionary america, they were just too tired to go on.
make them tired. make them weary. throw sand in the gears.
I do not regret to tell you that we are going to win.
January 13, 2026 at 2:08 PM
remember folks: every conflict is ultimately a conflict of morale.
britain could have thrown more troops at revolutionary america, they were just too tired to go on.
make them tired. make them weary. throw sand in the gears.
I do not regret to tell you that we are going to win.
britain could have thrown more troops at revolutionary america, they were just too tired to go on.
make them tired. make them weary. throw sand in the gears.
I do not regret to tell you that we are going to win.
got tear gassed on the way to the library. that's a new one.
ICE agents are filthy cowards and I hope all their dicks stop working
ICE agents are filthy cowards and I hope all their dicks stop working
January 12, 2026 at 7:11 PM
got tear gassed on the way to the library. that's a new one.
ICE agents are filthy cowards and I hope all their dicks stop working
ICE agents are filthy cowards and I hope all their dicks stop working
Look everyone’s dunking on this guy but you know what? I agree. College endowment funds should not be investing in the Iranian government.
it is very funny how people like this inherently don’t understand any protest that ever happens in the united states. what exactly should americans be protesting here
January 12, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Look everyone’s dunking on this guy but you know what? I agree. College endowment funds should not be investing in the Iranian government.
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It occurs to me all the yelling at ICE in MPLS isn't merely funny. Getting made fun of like this is awful for morale. ICE is losing field officers faster than it can wave them through training, and a big part of it is how little of this these little weasels can take.
ICE at Midway Target and seem to possible be leaving. Lots of community members here
January 12, 2026 at 12:46 AM
It occurs to me all the yelling at ICE in MPLS isn't merely funny. Getting made fun of like this is awful for morale. ICE is losing field officers faster than it can wave them through training, and a big part of it is how little of this these little weasels can take.
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Everyone,
There are PLENTY of documented, legit, real horrifying things happening in the Twin Cities right now.
We don’t need anonymous, unverified, engagement bait rumors, whether of the “I heard that” or just bullshit variety.
Reality is hard. Don’t make it harder.
Thanks.
There are PLENTY of documented, legit, real horrifying things happening in the Twin Cities right now.
We don’t need anonymous, unverified, engagement bait rumors, whether of the “I heard that” or just bullshit variety.
Reality is hard. Don’t make it harder.
Thanks.
January 11, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Everyone,
There are PLENTY of documented, legit, real horrifying things happening in the Twin Cities right now.
We don’t need anonymous, unverified, engagement bait rumors, whether of the “I heard that” or just bullshit variety.
Reality is hard. Don’t make it harder.
Thanks.
There are PLENTY of documented, legit, real horrifying things happening in the Twin Cities right now.
We don’t need anonymous, unverified, engagement bait rumors, whether of the “I heard that” or just bullshit variety.
Reality is hard. Don’t make it harder.
Thanks.
official ranking of LA Noir/Comedy films with stoner protagonists with impossible to follow plots and an ensemble cast of hilarious weirdos
1. Inherent Vice (2014)
2. The Big Lebowski (1998)
1. Inherent Vice (2014)
2. The Big Lebowski (1998)
January 11, 2026 at 11:19 PM
official ranking of LA Noir/Comedy films with stoner protagonists with impossible to follow plots and an ensemble cast of hilarious weirdos
1. Inherent Vice (2014)
2. The Big Lebowski (1998)
1. Inherent Vice (2014)
2. The Big Lebowski (1998)
if you need a distraction from the horrors, I wrote about why Hamnet isn't worth your time and how it actively made me mad watching it.
Hamnet
A Film Diary Supplemental
hudsucker.substack.com
January 11, 2026 at 3:05 PM
if you need a distraction from the horrors, I wrote about why Hamnet isn't worth your time and how it actively made me mad watching it.
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Seen some people suggesting the new shooting video is AI because you can see a dinosaur in the background at one point. But, uh, there’s just a dinosaur on a car on that street. Here’s Google Street View.
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January 9, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Seen some people suggesting the new shooting video is AI because you can see a dinosaur in the background at one point. But, uh, there’s just a dinosaur on a car on that street. Here’s Google Street View.
maps.app.goo.gl/fmgYaLWrwxx3...
maps.app.goo.gl/fmgYaLWrwxx3...
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I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."
January 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."