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Here are some goofs I made from Twitter:
have you guys heard about Gooning?
October 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Admin reveal:
January 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
2400 times a year.
44 times a week.
9 times a day.
Every 48 minutes. A cat is pet here.

This is the cat petting capital of the world.
January 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
January 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
To all of the friends on my phone:
December 26, 2024 at 12:38 AM
12:34
December 24, 2024 at 6:34 PM
“When I was 19, I kissed a guy in Laos from a thousand yards out. A mouthful in high wind. Maybe eight, or even ten guys in the world could have planted that kiss. It's the only thing I was ever good at, kissing.”
December 23, 2024 at 6:38 AM
12:34
December 20, 2024 at 6:34 PM
…and for a record breaking 40th time in a row, “TENDERNESS” by General Public has been named Song of the Year! Congratulations, your trophy’s in the mail!
December 17, 2024 at 1:43 AM
I’m not jolly old Saint Nick, and even if I was I certainly wouldn’t tell you.
December 15, 2024 at 3:26 AM
It’s crazy that Reginald VelJohnson’s whole arc in Die Hard is that he’s a cop who learns how to kill again after shooting a kid.
December 14, 2024 at 7:09 AM
John Hughes: This smartass kid gets left behind when his family fly to Europe for Christmas and two burglars try to break into his house so he creates all these boobytraps to nail em. Is that something you’d be willing to score?

John Williams:
December 12, 2024 at 4:41 PM
This is how they feed Hannibal Lecter
December 11, 2024 at 7:31 PM
logging on to post about CEOs getting assassinated:
December 6, 2024 at 4:30 PM
I wish all of the cats in the world a very good afternoon.
December 3, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Still can’t unfollow people on here, I’ve even tried blocking and that doesn’t work either.
December 2, 2024 at 10:24 PM
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My daughter just got a discord message from Austin Powers saying "The walls are closing in on me baby!"
November 28, 2024 at 12:17 AM
What’s the correct viewing order for the Despicable Me/Minions franchise?
December 1, 2024 at 5:10 AM
Just one more coach bro, trust me this time, just one more coach and it’s all gonna click bro just TRUST ME
November 29, 2024 at 6:22 PM
My 74 year old dad bought some weird off brand mp3 player and honestly this thing fucking rules lol
November 29, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Me trying to sleep this dinner off while my parents are yelling about some bullshit.
November 29, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Happy Thanksgiving from me and mine to you and yours!
November 28, 2024 at 7:01 PM
“I know now why you cry. But it’s something I can never do.”
November 28, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Incredible sweet potato branding at our local Pete’s Fresh Market.
November 28, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Shouting “MOVING… MOVE!” at my wife as we move from aisle to aisle dodging people while shopping for Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2024 at 11:18 PM