Jackson "Swayzegiving Mode" O'Brien
@sprobeforebros.bsky.social
biscuit troll. history's greatest lover.
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pickup trucks for the average person should not have been allowed to advance past this. if you need anything bigger, you should have to provide some kind of documentation showing you have the license and need for special heavy machinery, otherwise you get the 1990 toyota hilux
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
pickup trucks for the average person should not have been allowed to advance past this. if you need anything bigger, you should have to provide some kind of documentation showing you have the license and need for special heavy machinery, otherwise you get the 1990 toyota hilux
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Hello @nbcnews.com that is not in fact the english translation of "pedófilo"
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Hello @nbcnews.com that is not in fact the english translation of "pedófilo"
"you can dress like a dracula but you can't also have a skateboard" - the Major speaking of The Plague, the villain from Hackers (1995)
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
"you can dress like a dracula but you can't also have a skateboard" - the Major speaking of The Plague, the villain from Hackers (1995)
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I read somewhere that if Vince Gilligan had known about weeds he wouldn’t have continued working on breaking bad so moral of this story is stay offline stay clueless follow ur dreams
November 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I read somewhere that if Vince Gilligan had known about weeds he wouldn’t have continued working on breaking bad so moral of this story is stay offline stay clueless follow ur dreams
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why are they "trad wives" and not "girls gone laura ingalls wilder"
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
why are they "trad wives" and not "girls gone laura ingalls wilder"
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I didn’t see the northern lights. I did see some stars however: the stars from a little town called Hollywood! (I went to the movies)
November 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I didn’t see the northern lights. I did see some stars however: the stars from a little town called Hollywood! (I went to the movies)
at long last we've unlocked the sixth borough
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
at long last we've unlocked the sixth borough
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*Gordon Lightfoot voice*
it was fresh on the scene
back in twenty-fifteen
when I saw a new movie called "Carol"
in the row next to me
a woman said with glee
"I think those are lesbians, Harold"
it was fresh on the scene
back in twenty-fifteen
when I saw a new movie called "Carol"
in the row next to me
a woman said with glee
"I think those are lesbians, Harold"
November 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
*Gordon Lightfoot voice*
it was fresh on the scene
back in twenty-fifteen
when I saw a new movie called "Carol"
in the row next to me
a woman said with glee
"I think those are lesbians, Harold"
it was fresh on the scene
back in twenty-fifteen
when I saw a new movie called "Carol"
in the row next to me
a woman said with glee
"I think those are lesbians, Harold"
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He said: "The last time we saw Cole, he was blown to smithereens – how will they get past the fact he is dead with a capital D? I think that was a mistake, because Cole is a legend. He belongs to everybody, he is eternal – except in that film.”
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
He said: "The last time we saw Cole, he was blown to smithereens – how will they get past the fact he is dead with a capital D? I think that was a mistake, because Cole is a legend. He belongs to everybody, he is eternal – except in that film.”
*Gordon Lightfoot voice*
it was fresh on the scene
back in twenty-fifteen
when I saw a new movie called "Carol"
in the row next to me
a woman said with glee
"I think those are lesbians, Harold"
it was fresh on the scene
back in twenty-fifteen
when I saw a new movie called "Carol"
in the row next to me
a woman said with glee
"I think those are lesbians, Harold"
November 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
*Gordon Lightfoot voice*
it was fresh on the scene
back in twenty-fifteen
when I saw a new movie called "Carol"
in the row next to me
a woman said with glee
"I think those are lesbians, Harold"
it was fresh on the scene
back in twenty-fifteen
when I saw a new movie called "Carol"
in the row next to me
a woman said with glee
"I think those are lesbians, Harold"
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Remember 25 years ago when a photo was taken of a fed pointing a gun at a crying refugee child and the image was so shameful it dominated the news cycle for a year
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Remember 25 years ago when a photo was taken of a fed pointing a gun at a crying refugee child and the image was so shameful it dominated the news cycle for a year
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November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
came home from a repair job via the orange line at the lake st station with my bike. so chill and cool that I couldn't get to the greatest piece of bike infrastructure in North America via the exit that was built right there for it. Thanks Jacob.
November 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
came home from a repair job via the orange line at the lake st station with my bike. so chill and cool that I couldn't get to the greatest piece of bike infrastructure in North America via the exit that was built right there for it. Thanks Jacob.
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On @sprobeforebros.bsky.social 's recommendation, I'm watching the cinematic adaptation of Tales of Fraud and Malfeasance in Railroad Hiring Practices (2007)
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
On @sprobeforebros.bsky.social 's recommendation, I'm watching the cinematic adaptation of Tales of Fraud and Malfeasance in Railroad Hiring Practices (2007)
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No Country For Old Men was released on this day in 2007. Today I write about what it can tell us about how we think about death.
No Country For Old Men
November 9 2007, the final year of Cinema week 45
hudsucker.substack.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
No Country For Old Men was released on this day in 2007. Today I write about what it can tell us about how we think about death.
Oops I live in Minnesota.
November 9, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Oops I live in Minnesota.
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Children by the millions
Check out Thomas Pynchon
Check out Thomas Pynchon
not proud about how long I took making this
November 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Children by the millions
Check out Thomas Pynchon
Check out Thomas Pynchon
if you're an amtrak sicko like me here's a meme for you when Amtrak comes up in the group chat
November 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
if you're an amtrak sicko like me here's a meme for you when Amtrak comes up in the group chat
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xzibit showing up to paradise and telling primo and secondo look here i know you like pasta so i put pasta inside your pasta and rolling out the timpano
November 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
xzibit showing up to paradise and telling primo and secondo look here i know you like pasta so i put pasta inside your pasta and rolling out the timpano
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If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
June 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
Beowulf (2007) is really funny because every character looks like their voice actor except for Beowulf, who kinda looks like Ray Winstone if you squinted and gave him cheekbones and abs
November 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Beowulf (2007) is really funny because every character looks like their voice actor except for Beowulf, who kinda looks like Ray Winstone if you squinted and gave him cheekbones and abs
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As the climate crisis intensifies, regenerative agriculture could play a key role in sustaining and strengthening the global coffee industry. That is, if it can escape becoming just another corporate ...
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November 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
As someone who's been looking into these questions for a long time it's really magnificent to see someone as talented as @thepourover.coffee writing about them in such clear and unambiguous ways. Give this a read and hire Fionn to write something for you!