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I stand under the shower's spray—blood from my would-be usurper clone twisting down the drain—and slowly realize all my scars are missing…
“I’ll just slip into something more comfortable,” I say, walking into the ocean.
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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only watch Match Game if Gene Rayburn is hosting
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November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Quick heads up, gentiles:

bagels are not just bread shaped into a fucking O
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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┃┃╱╲ in
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╱╱╭╮╲╲house
▔▏┗┛▕▔ we
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only watch Match Game if Gene Rayburn is hosting
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November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Nothing brought Gam-Gam as much peace as finding a weird sci fi spot to sit, draping her outer-space-themed blankie across her lap, and just zoning out.
June 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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She was insecure, like a Parisian museum situated next to a ladder store
October 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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I think my sleep paralysis demon is mad at me. It keeps covering up my temperature regulating foot and making me too warm.
November 6, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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If you're not outraged, you're probably exhausted and trying to exercise healthy boundaries with how you consume media
November 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Can I come over and stare at you like this?
November 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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“Without a constant influx of government money, our business plan is not viable” now why does that seem familiar
BREAKING: OpenAI is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in AI chips and data centers it needs for expansion, per Bloomberg.
November 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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anyone else need a necklace with a button to push for being in an "i've fallen and can't get up" mental space?
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Ditto
If you decline a #Dateline interview I’m gonna say you 💯 have something to hide.
November 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Shuriken law. All must study the blade.
Mamdani is going to implement Shakira law. Hips will no longer be able to lie.
Mamdani is going to implement Shania law. That don't impress me much.
November 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
[on the set of "Alien Zoo Lab"]

"My god," the lead character gasps. "It's like we're in some kind of…alien…lab…zoo."

The director flings the clapperboard. "CUT! For fuck's sake, Jerry. It's an alien zoo lab. ALIEN! ZOO! LAB!"
November 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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The time change doesn’t bother me. I always keep some daylight saved in a jar on my kitchen counter
November 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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"The electric lines represent the power of social injustices that I ache to destroy?"
"No babe. You just fuck shit up."
November 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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the horrible truth is that no one will ever love you the way that I love popping bubble wrap
November 9, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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Ever watch a movie where a detective walks in on someone in a dark apartment lying on a sofa in the gloom surrounded by pizza boxes & liquor bottles & you know it’s supposed to signal this guy is really screwed up, but your first instinct is “Man, that looks pretty sweet”?
November 6, 2025 at 1:01 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works, presented to you in this 75-slide PowerPoint deck.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works so we can circle back Monday
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works, per my last e-mail.
November 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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on facebook everyone is fighting a battle they won’t fucking shut up about
November 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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ATTENTION: If Your Life Depends on RFK Jr, You’re Gonna Die
November 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
We are 6.5 weeks from the solstice, and it’s dark as fuck. And we still won’t see this much daylight again in any twenty-four-hour period for 3 months.

Winter of my discontent INDEED.
November 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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St. Peter at the Pearly Gates: Did you live by the Ten Commandments?

Mike Johnson: I have no idea. I have not seen those
November 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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at my divorce hearing they said we could change our names to whatever we wanted but it had to be decided before we adjourned

your honor, you gotta give me a friggen heads up
November 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM