Brynnester
@brynnester.bsky.social
Yorkshire’s finest. Contributor to @sorrowscopes.bsky.social
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I pity the Richard’s out there cos everyone thinks they’re Dicks
January 29, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I pity the Richard’s out there cos everyone thinks they’re Dicks
I pity the Richard’s out there cos everyone thinks they’re Dicks
January 29, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I pity the Richard’s out there cos everyone thinks they’re Dicks
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Son, someday all this (motions towards a cold pitiless world bereft of justice) will be yours
January 29, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Son, someday all this (motions towards a cold pitiless world bereft of justice) will be yours
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Just reenacted that scene with Han Solo & Leia & carbonite only it was me yelling I LOVE YOU before my hot dog fell into a mud puddle
January 26, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Just reenacted that scene with Han Solo & Leia & carbonite only it was me yelling I LOVE YOU before my hot dog fell into a mud puddle
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Life is pretty expensive given how garbagy it is.
July 5, 2023 at 6:55 PM
Life is pretty expensive given how garbagy it is.
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A Netflix style skip intro button but for workdays.
January 26, 2026 at 2:04 PM
A Netflix style skip intro button but for workdays.
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Doctor: The good news is, this is a surprise birthday party!
Patient: But my birthday's not till next month
Doctor: Which brings me to the bad news
Patient: But my birthday's not till next month
Doctor: Which brings me to the bad news
January 22, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Doctor: The good news is, this is a surprise birthday party!
Patient: But my birthday's not till next month
Doctor: Which brings me to the bad news
Patient: But my birthday's not till next month
Doctor: Which brings me to the bad news
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Live, laugh, leavin’ on a jet plane
January 25, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Live, laugh, leavin’ on a jet plane
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How do I become anticrastinating?
January 18, 2026 at 4:30 PM
How do I become anticrastinating?
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a guy named gerry wandering around in his old voting district. gerry meandering , is what im saying
*annnnnnnnd send👻*
*annnnnnnnd send👻*
January 23, 2026 at 12:03 AM
a guy named gerry wandering around in his old voting district. gerry meandering , is what im saying
*annnnnnnnd send👻*
*annnnnnnnd send👻*
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[after getting 8 likes on a post about Dracula having sex with Bigfoot] I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable
January 20, 2026 at 1:01 AM
[after getting 8 likes on a post about Dracula having sex with Bigfoot] I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable
Starfish: I am so named because I am shaped like a star
Seahorse: I have the head of a horse
Clownfish: *swims away quickly but crashes into a rock*
Seahorse: I have the head of a horse
Clownfish: *swims away quickly but crashes into a rock*
January 20, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Starfish: I am so named because I am shaped like a star
Seahorse: I have the head of a horse
Clownfish: *swims away quickly but crashes into a rock*
Seahorse: I have the head of a horse
Clownfish: *swims away quickly but crashes into a rock*
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i was happier when i thought the phrase was "for all intensive purposes"
January 19, 2026 at 8:18 PM
i was happier when i thought the phrase was "for all intensive purposes"
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My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
January 19, 2026 at 4:32 AM
My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
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You can just say you just finished a workout it doesn't need to be true
January 19, 2026 at 2:01 PM
You can just say you just finished a workout it doesn't need to be true
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i don’t have any new dog pics so here’s a pic of my tits:
( • )( • )
haha jk these are my tits:
U U
( • )( • )
haha jk these are my tits:
U U
August 8, 2025 at 12:17 PM
i don’t have any new dog pics so here’s a pic of my tits:
( • )( • )
haha jk these are my tits:
U U
( • )( • )
haha jk these are my tits:
U U
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wife: your life insurance premium paid up?
me: yeah
wife: good
me: why?
wife: no reason
me: ...
wife: ...
me: ...
wife: here, taste this
me: yeah
wife: good
me: why?
wife: no reason
me: ...
wife: ...
me: ...
wife: here, taste this
January 19, 2026 at 12:32 AM
wife: your life insurance premium paid up?
me: yeah
wife: good
me: why?
wife: no reason
me: ...
wife: ...
me: ...
wife: here, taste this
me: yeah
wife: good
me: why?
wife: no reason
me: ...
wife: ...
me: ...
wife: here, taste this
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I always keep a good bottle of wine in the fridge for important celebrations like birthdays, new jobs or promotions, baby and engagement announcements, Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednes…
January 19, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I always keep a good bottle of wine in the fridge for important celebrations like birthdays, new jobs or promotions, baby and engagement announcements, Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednes…
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My brother was the best at hide-and-seek. I miss you, Mikey. Wherever you are
January 19, 2026 at 5:57 PM
My brother was the best at hide-and-seek. I miss you, Mikey. Wherever you are