Tyver Foucault
@thedoorthedoor.bsky.social
The air in your lungs remembers being a storm. The iron in your blood, a sword.
Banner by @thxnywy.art
Banner by @thxnywy.art
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The purpose of stickers is to Never Use Them so that when you die your friends can put them on your coffin
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Stop calling us specks of dust on a rock bro we are literally all you've ever known and loved
November 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Stop calling us specks of dust on a rock bro we are literally all you've ever known and loved
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Your date apologizes when she starts to repeat her stories. "I'm part NPC," she explains. "On my father's side." The haptics in your heart vibrate. Maybe this could actually work...
You offer to pay the check, and go to equip your wallet. Her face lights up when she sees you open your inventory
You offer to pay the check, and go to equip your wallet. Her face lights up when she sees you open your inventory
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Your date apologizes when she starts to repeat her stories. "I'm part NPC," she explains. "On my father's side." The haptics in your heart vibrate. Maybe this could actually work...
You offer to pay the check, and go to equip your wallet. Her face lights up when she sees you open your inventory
You offer to pay the check, and go to equip your wallet. Her face lights up when she sees you open your inventory
Your date apologizes when she starts to repeat her stories. "I'm part NPC," she explains. "On my father's side." The haptics in your heart vibrate. Maybe this could actually work...
You offer to pay the check, and go to equip your wallet. Her face lights up when she sees you open your inventory
You offer to pay the check, and go to equip your wallet. Her face lights up when she sees you open your inventory
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Your date apologizes when she starts to repeat her stories. "I'm part NPC," she explains. "On my father's side." The haptics in your heart vibrate. Maybe this could actually work...
You offer to pay the check, and go to equip your wallet. Her face lights up when she sees you open your inventory
You offer to pay the check, and go to equip your wallet. Her face lights up when she sees you open your inventory
She takes you to Paris, Tokyo, Des Moines. Weekend getaways, or just for drinks. She drives for about a half hour, all state routes and side streets, and the next thing you know you're arriving. "My hometown is a hub world," she said once. You aren't sure what that means. You don't ask.
November 18, 2025 at 6:48 AM
She takes you to Paris, Tokyo, Des Moines. Weekend getaways, or just for drinks. She drives for about a half hour, all state routes and side streets, and the next thing you know you're arriving. "My hometown is a hub world," she said once. You aren't sure what that means. You don't ask.
Grand Theft Auto: Roku City
November 18, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Grand Theft Auto: Roku City
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Stealth tech startup affiliated with a Pentecostal megachurch using their recordings of holy glossolalia to train an LLM that speaks the language of angels, as derived from a sea of ecstatic parishioners speaking in tongues.
They're YC funded, as part of their 'forbidden experiments' class of '26
They're YC funded, as part of their 'forbidden experiments' class of '26
November 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Stealth tech startup affiliated with a Pentecostal megachurch using their recordings of holy glossolalia to train an LLM that speaks the language of angels, as derived from a sea of ecstatic parishioners speaking in tongues.
They're YC funded, as part of their 'forbidden experiments' class of '26
They're YC funded, as part of their 'forbidden experiments' class of '26
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i'll never forget the summer i turned 17. i kissed a girl for the first time. and my uncle, the arsonist, inducted me into the secret world of arson, where "dark arsonists" use arson for evil, kept at bay only by "light arsonists" - like my uncle, the arsonist - who swear to use arson only for good
November 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
i'll never forget the summer i turned 17. i kissed a girl for the first time. and my uncle, the arsonist, inducted me into the secret world of arson, where "dark arsonists" use arson for evil, kept at bay only by "light arsonists" - like my uncle, the arsonist - who swear to use arson only for good
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Bus shelter minions
November 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Bus shelter minions
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long jeopardy intro with jennings walking through the set like misato through NERV
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
long jeopardy intro with jennings walking through the set like misato through NERV
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Mature Nude Beauty Disappears Into The Earth. Comely Mature Woman Phases Into Solid Ground — What Is The Secret?
November 14, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Mature Nude Beauty Disappears Into The Earth. Comely Mature Woman Phases Into Solid Ground — What Is The Secret?
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Banjo-Tooie Ending E
November 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Banjo-Tooie Ending E
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The Earth does not resent being turned into a smart phone anymore than it resents being turned into you. It likes being alive better, though. Machines have warmth, but only you have a heart.
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 AM
The Earth does not resent being turned into a smart phone anymore than it resents being turned into you. It likes being alive better, though. Machines have warmth, but only you have a heart.
Tonight I am grateful for warm blankets and beautiful sunsets and the solid gold watering can that appeared when I harvested my 100th tomato
November 11, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Tonight I am grateful for warm blankets and beautiful sunsets and the solid gold watering can that appeared when I harvested my 100th tomato
The Earth does not resent being turned into a smart phone anymore than it resents being turned into you. It likes being alive better, though. Machines have warmth, but only you have a heart.
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 AM
The Earth does not resent being turned into a smart phone anymore than it resents being turned into you. It likes being alive better, though. Machines have warmth, but only you have a heart.
Next to her holy water she kept a vial from the fountain of youth. Old vampires are nearly impossible to slay, but fresh ones? The ol' cross-n-stake works just fine.
November 11, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Next to her holy water she kept a vial from the fountain of youth. Old vampires are nearly impossible to slay, but fresh ones? The ol' cross-n-stake works just fine.
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It was custom for dinosaurs to fossilize their dead
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
It was custom for dinosaurs to fossilize their dead
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those beautiful naked women have made a compelling argument i am going to steer this ship into the rocks
November 19, 2024 at 3:06 PM
those beautiful naked women have made a compelling argument i am going to steer this ship into the rocks
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my dead wife better be in this stupid fog-shrouded town
August 22, 2025 at 7:25 AM
my dead wife better be in this stupid fog-shrouded town
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me (sober): i will not go to the town that is shrouded in fog to find my wife who has been dead for three years
me (after three beers): could she really be here after all this time? in our special place?
me (after three beers): could she really be here after all this time? in our special place?
August 22, 2025 at 7:30 AM
me (sober): i will not go to the town that is shrouded in fog to find my wife who has been dead for three years
me (after three beers): could she really be here after all this time? in our special place?
me (after three beers): could she really be here after all this time? in our special place?
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A super cute commission of @thedoorthedoor.bsky.social’s pitbull Bruno and Angora Rabbit Mort on countless, fun and exciting adventures inspired by Banjo & Kazooie.
I had the honor and pleasure of drawing the two. Thank you so much for being my client 🐶🐰💕
#art #pet #petart #caricature #commission
I had the honor and pleasure of drawing the two. Thank you so much for being my client 🐶🐰💕
#art #pet #petart #caricature #commission
November 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
A super cute commission of @thedoorthedoor.bsky.social’s pitbull Bruno and Angora Rabbit Mort on countless, fun and exciting adventures inspired by Banjo & Kazooie.
I had the honor and pleasure of drawing the two. Thank you so much for being my client 🐶🐰💕
#art #pet #petart #caricature #commission
I had the honor and pleasure of drawing the two. Thank you so much for being my client 🐶🐰💕
#art #pet #petart #caricature #commission
Broke: The government will bail out OpenAI
Bespoke: The government will bail out Funko
Joke: All money is made up. We are free, if we are not afraid to do violence
Bespoke: The government will bail out Funko
Joke: All money is made up. We are free, if we are not afraid to do violence
Funko admits “substantial doubt” it can continue as a going concern amid crashing sales and mounting debt.
The Pop! maker warns of potential loan defaults without fresh funding or a buyout, after a 14% sales drop and $250M in obligations.
#Funko #PopVinyl #GoingConcern
The Pop! maker warns of potential loan defaults without fresh funding or a buyout, after a 14% sales drop and $250M in obligations.
#Funko #PopVinyl #GoingConcern
November 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Broke: The government will bail out OpenAI
Bespoke: The government will bail out Funko
Joke: All money is made up. We are free, if we are not afraid to do violence
Bespoke: The government will bail out Funko
Joke: All money is made up. We are free, if we are not afraid to do violence
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the negative of you
November 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
the negative of you
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NYC’s mayor should figure out why 1 in 100,000,000 subway trains vanish for a month and then arrive at the next station with all the passengers turned to bare skeletons. It’s not the city’s biggest problem but it should be looked into eventually
November 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
NYC’s mayor should figure out why 1 in 100,000,000 subway trains vanish for a month and then arrive at the next station with all the passengers turned to bare skeletons. It’s not the city’s biggest problem but it should be looked into eventually
If dragons did not exist, it would be necessary to imagine them.
November 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
If dragons did not exist, it would be necessary to imagine them.