cowgirl executrix
@direlog.bsky.social
sex cop. world hero. american moral terminus
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my dream wedding:
MAN BURSTING INTO CHURCH: stop! stop! that's not roslyn wellbelove! you're about marry *morgan skullgrave*!
CHURCHGOERS: *gasp in unison*
ME (turning, resplendent in my wedding-dress fashioned of swan-wings and conflict ivory, baring teeth filed to wicked points): i know
MAN BURSTING INTO CHURCH: stop! stop! that's not roslyn wellbelove! you're about marry *morgan skullgrave*!
CHURCHGOERS: *gasp in unison*
ME (turning, resplendent in my wedding-dress fashioned of swan-wings and conflict ivory, baring teeth filed to wicked points): i know
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i keep seeing these "you will meet god!" roadside billboards and i don't think that's true. god's probably pretty busy. goodnight.
November 11, 2025 at 7:26 AM
i keep seeing these "you will meet god!" roadside billboards and i don't think that's true. god's probably pretty busy. goodnight.
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Coming back with yet another #Palisade Post Card for #FriendsAtTheTable. My 3rd card of 6 was centered on The Figure in Concrete & The Broken Spoke, framed as one of many Alise Breka novels. The pulp novel framing, here, was designed by @badbucket.bsky.social, and was used on multiple cards.
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Coming back with yet another #Palisade Post Card for #FriendsAtTheTable. My 3rd card of 6 was centered on The Figure in Concrete & The Broken Spoke, framed as one of many Alise Breka novels. The pulp novel framing, here, was designed by @badbucket.bsky.social, and was used on multiple cards.
locals whisper of a monstrous entity. you have to lean in if you want to hear anything and they just blast you with spittle. it's fucking disgusting but there's no better way to learn vague, functionally useless facts about the entity
November 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
locals whisper of a monstrous entity. you have to lean in if you want to hear anything and they just blast you with spittle. it's fucking disgusting but there's no better way to learn vague, functionally useless facts about the entity
i don't think about elon musk a lot because it's difficult to think about the most boring man in the world - what is there to think of? - but i'm always puzzled that he's pitched as some kind of genius when he so obviously has very limited intellectual ability
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
i don't think about elon musk a lot because it's difficult to think about the most boring man in the world - what is there to think of? - but i'm always puzzled that he's pitched as some kind of genius when he so obviously has very limited intellectual ability
Elector Frederick the Wise: We have given u a new identity because of the death threats your bad posts get you. Youre Junker Jörg now
Martin Luther (as Junker Jörg now): Cool
Martin Luther (as Junker Jörg now): Cool
November 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Elector Frederick the Wise: We have given u a new identity because of the death threats your bad posts get you. Youre Junker Jörg now
Martin Luther (as Junker Jörg now): Cool
Martin Luther (as Junker Jörg now): Cool
monsters from the id
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
monsters from the id
Some people say the WEBSITE explosive collar is 'inhumane'. [smash cut to collar locking around a homeopeep's neck]
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Some people say the WEBSITE explosive collar is 'inhumane'. [smash cut to collar locking around a homeopeep's neck]
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- alan wake 1: useless himbo trapped in a twin peaks knockoff who saw 'dogma' and came away thinking that wearing a hoodie under an overcoat was 'hip'. likes energizer™ brand batteries
- alan wake 2: insanely hot malnourished librarian trapped in sam lake's mind. likes [REDACTED]
- alan wake 2: insanely hot malnourished librarian trapped in sam lake's mind. likes [REDACTED]
October 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
- alan wake 1: useless himbo trapped in a twin peaks knockoff who saw 'dogma' and came away thinking that wearing a hoodie under an overcoat was 'hip'. likes energizer™ brand batteries
- alan wake 2: insanely hot malnourished librarian trapped in sam lake's mind. likes [REDACTED]
- alan wake 2: insanely hot malnourished librarian trapped in sam lake's mind. likes [REDACTED]
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the first Resident Evil One comic I did vs the last ✨
November 9, 2025 at 12:07 PM
the first Resident Evil One comic I did vs the last ✨
FALCON: yeah i could hear the falconer just fine. he's just a gigantic piece of shit and i love pissing him off. i'm out here living my best life you want me to come down and hump your stupid glove and put a dumb little hood over my head? fuck you pay me bitch
November 9, 2025 at 11:05 AM
FALCON: yeah i could hear the falconer just fine. he's just a gigantic piece of shit and i love pissing him off. i'm out here living my best life you want me to come down and hump your stupid glove and put a dumb little hood over my head? fuck you pay me bitch
she smiles and says "i'm 18, anon. i just look young for my age"
CSAM in pretraining data + RLHF somehow always results in this preference for neotenic femininity. wild!
CSAM in pretraining data + RLHF somehow always results in this preference for neotenic femininity. wild!
Elon Musk is over on Twitter posting his sad/pathetic Ai prompts.
November 9, 2025 at 10:49 AM
she smiles and says "i'm 18, anon. i just look young for my age"
CSAM in pretraining data + RLHF somehow always results in this preference for neotenic femininity. wild!
CSAM in pretraining data + RLHF somehow always results in this preference for neotenic femininity. wild!
born too early to pursue my calling, joining an all-female group of mercenaries who don powered exoskeletons and fight numerous problems
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 AM
born too early to pursue my calling, joining an all-female group of mercenaries who don powered exoskeletons and fight numerous problems
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Being a massive pervert is free, fun, and incredibly fulfilling – but watch out! Vast social forces are arrayed against it...
November 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Being a massive pervert is free, fun, and incredibly fulfilling – but watch out! Vast social forces are arrayed against it...
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cucky wifedust and the swyvers from mars
November 9, 2025 at 8:10 AM
cucky wifedust and the swyvers from mars
FBI WARNING: you're a useless slut
November 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
FBI WARNING: you're a useless slut
it’s a timeless narrative: a financial crime analyst is slowly seduced into becoming human furniture for a senior state security official from a nation of socialist giantesses
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
it’s a timeless narrative: a financial crime analyst is slowly seduced into becoming human furniture for a senior state security official from a nation of socialist giantesses
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wake the fuck up, samurai. we're at grandma's.
November 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
wake the fuck up, samurai. we're at grandma's.
reminder that if you support capitalism, but don't possess capital, you are not a 'capitalist'. you are merely a 'coin ranger'
November 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
reminder that if you support capitalism, but don't possess capital, you are not a 'capitalist'. you are merely a 'coin ranger'
the people sitting in the picture window of the agyll street burger king always look as though their capacity for hope has been annihilated, and i always wonder as i pass whether it’s the burger king itself which does that, or whether it’s simply a sort of beacon for those whom the world has crushed
November 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM
the people sitting in the picture window of the agyll street burger king always look as though their capacity for hope has been annihilated, and i always wonder as i pass whether it’s the burger king itself which does that, or whether it’s simply a sort of beacon for those whom the world has crushed
introducing ‘xife’ as the preferred term for wives who are difficult, impossible or dangerous to perceive through conventional means
November 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
introducing ‘xife’ as the preferred term for wives who are difficult, impossible or dangerous to perceive through conventional means
visitors to london PLEASE be aware that most of our iconic ‘red telephone booths’ have been repurposed as execution booths for the Other. tried to upload a photo of Kier Starmer demonstrating how to operate one but it keeps getting flagged as ‘rude’
November 8, 2025 at 11:45 AM
visitors to london PLEASE be aware that most of our iconic ‘red telephone booths’ have been repurposed as execution booths for the Other. tried to upload a photo of Kier Starmer demonstrating how to operate one but it keeps getting flagged as ‘rude’
the universal experience of having to bury your wife in the backyard because the earth has gone to shit
November 8, 2025 at 10:26 AM
the universal experience of having to bury your wife in the backyard because the earth has gone to shit
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