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sex cop. world hero. american moral terminus
Pinned
my dream wedding:
MAN BURSTING INTO CHURCH: stop! stop! that's not roslyn wellbelove! you're about marry *morgan skullgrave*!
CHURCHGOERS: *gasp in unison*
ME (turning, resplendent in my wedding-dress fashioned of swan-wings and conflict ivory, baring teeth filed to wicked points): i know
MAN BURSTING INTO CHURCH: stop! stop! that's not roslyn wellbelove! you're about marry *morgan skullgrave*!
CHURCHGOERS: *gasp in unison*
ME (turning, resplendent in my wedding-dress fashioned of swan-wings and conflict ivory, baring teeth filed to wicked points): i know
i thought chainsaw man was an anime about a normal man with a chainsaw head and chainsaw arms. but now i understand it's about petplay, like many things nowadays
December 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
i thought chainsaw man was an anime about a normal man with a chainsaw head and chainsaw arms. but now i understand it's about petplay, like many things nowadays
malevolent "creatures" are slowly taking over the planet
December 27, 2025 at 10:35 AM
malevolent "creatures" are slowly taking over the planet
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BRITISH LAD: my favourite Commodore 64 game is probably FIST OF THE WINE WEASEL. you choose from one of four different milfs each with their own distinct playstyle and mechanics, and you have to defeat this wretched mustelid who's kidnapped your husband but - more importantly - stolen your wine
December 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
BRITISH LAD: my favourite Commodore 64 game is probably FIST OF THE WINE WEASEL. you choose from one of four different milfs each with their own distinct playstyle and mechanics, and you have to defeat this wretched mustelid who's kidnapped your husband but - more importantly - stolen your wine
*emerges from wine cellar clutching a copy of Encarta '95* I've got something special for us to try tonight
December 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
*emerges from wine cellar clutching a copy of Encarta '95* I've got something special for us to try tonight
Opinion: Yes, I've just infected your husband with my 'chaos venom'. But who's the real victim here.
December 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Opinion: Yes, I've just infected your husband with my 'chaos venom'. But who's the real victim here.
it's midnight on christmas and the girls' bodycount is impressive
December 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
it's midnight on christmas and the girls' bodycount is impressive
girls be like
// see puppy.c
char horsename[MAX_HORSENAME];
// see puppy.c
char horsename[MAX_HORSENAME];
December 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
girls be like
// see puppy.c
char horsename[MAX_HORSENAME];
// see puppy.c
char horsename[MAX_HORSENAME];
the widespread existence of groups like the Benandanti suggests that Persona-style day/night cycle mechanics are hardwired into the human brain: daytime is for building and maintaining social relationships, nighttime is for teaming up to fight monsters
December 25, 2025 at 10:03 AM
the widespread existence of groups like the Benandanti suggests that Persona-style day/night cycle mechanics are hardwired into the human brain: daytime is for building and maintaining social relationships, nighttime is for teaming up to fight monsters
merry christmas. the feast of christmas celebrates the invention of the circle by andrew viterbi over 100 years ago. thanks andrew! we love the circle!
December 25, 2025 at 10:00 AM
merry christmas. the feast of christmas celebrates the invention of the circle by andrew viterbi over 100 years ago. thanks andrew! we love the circle!
Capturing big marble blocks with my net gun
December 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Capturing big marble blocks with my net gun
switching to serpent worship for 2026
December 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
switching to serpent worship for 2026
Realistic Skull Island™ Hairpiece For Children (Legal, Teachers CANNOT Ask To Remove) With Permanent Scalp Glue
December 24, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Realistic Skull Island™ Hairpiece For Children (Legal, Teachers CANNOT Ask To Remove) With Permanent Scalp Glue
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the yuri incest commercial but the trip is one way. two tickets to the offworlds didn't come cheap. ended up costing more than your ex's neckblood could afford. so your sister gets the ticket instead. you were planning to leave her behind. she was always there, in the background. but now, she's here
December 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
the yuri incest commercial but the trip is one way. two tickets to the offworlds didn't come cheap. ended up costing more than your ex's neckblood could afford. so your sister gets the ticket instead. you were planning to leave her behind. she was always there, in the background. but now, she's here
in the new conspiracy theory, powerful people are the dark force driving terrible world events
December 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
in the new conspiracy theory, powerful people are the dark force driving terrible world events
a bird in the hand is nice. but remember to release the bird. the bird belongs in nature! the bird does not belong in your hand
December 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
a bird in the hand is nice. but remember to release the bird. the bird belongs in nature! the bird does not belong in your hand
the plot of bioshock 1: murder your dad
the plot of bioshock 2: videogames are about murdering your dad, and this time you're the dad who's going to get murdered
the plot of bioshock 2: videogames are about murdering your dad, and this time you're the dad who's going to get murdered
December 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
the plot of bioshock 1: murder your dad
the plot of bioshock 2: videogames are about murdering your dad, and this time you're the dad who's going to get murdered
the plot of bioshock 2: videogames are about murdering your dad, and this time you're the dad who's going to get murdered
each news story renews my admiration and respect for hannibal lector's methods
December 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
each news story renews my admiration and respect for hannibal lector's methods
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Perfect response to S230 repeal bill by, per usual, @mmasnick.bsky.social
www.techdirt.com/2025/12/19/s...
www.techdirt.com/2025/12/19/s...
Senators Want To Hold The Open Internet Hostage, Demand Zuckerberg Write The Ransom Note
Not this shit again. A bipartisan group of the most anti-internet Senators around have released their latest version of a plan to “sunset Section 230.” We went over this last year when they floated…
www.techdirt.com
December 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Perfect response to S230 repeal bill by, per usual, @mmasnick.bsky.social
www.techdirt.com/2025/12/19/s...
www.techdirt.com/2025/12/19/s...
MYTH: america is bad
REALITY: joe ratzinger faked his death and lives in a pedophile cave deep within the earth's crust - sustained by a bill gates medbed fuelled by child blood - from where he controls the us government, puppeting donald trump directly via elon musk neuralink
REALITY: joe ratzinger faked his death and lives in a pedophile cave deep within the earth's crust - sustained by a bill gates medbed fuelled by child blood - from where he controls the us government, puppeting donald trump directly via elon musk neuralink
December 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
MYTH: america is bad
REALITY: joe ratzinger faked his death and lives in a pedophile cave deep within the earth's crust - sustained by a bill gates medbed fuelled by child blood - from where he controls the us government, puppeting donald trump directly via elon musk neuralink
REALITY: joe ratzinger faked his death and lives in a pedophile cave deep within the earth's crust - sustained by a bill gates medbed fuelled by child blood - from where he controls the us government, puppeting donald trump directly via elon musk neuralink
well, you know what they say. you can't make an Evil Béchamel without breaking a few cows
December 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
well, you know what they say. you can't make an Evil Béchamel without breaking a few cows
i mean this is literally sodom and gomorrah? it's like, the whole rigmarole with abraham negotiating god down to what is it, 10 decent people to save the city? juxtaposed against the later crowd scene, underlines "if you can't do hospitality right your whole civilization is fucked"
I think a lot about how hospitality was considered a vital public virtue for millennia and I fully believe that the corrosion and displacement of hospitality as a pillar of healthy social order is a not-zero part of why shit sucks now
December 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
i mean this is literally sodom and gomorrah? it's like, the whole rigmarole with abraham negotiating god down to what is it, 10 decent people to save the city? juxtaposed against the later crowd scene, underlines "if you can't do hospitality right your whole civilization is fucked"
in the spirit of christmas i have brokered a truce with 100 of my most powerful haters to combine our psychic power and explode jon blow's head "scanners" style as a gift to the world
December 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
in the spirit of christmas i have brokered a truce with 100 of my most powerful haters to combine our psychic power and explode jon blow's head "scanners" style as a gift to the world
only give your daughter Evil Cigarettes if you want her to become evil
December 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
only give your daughter Evil Cigarettes if you want her to become evil