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sex cop. world hero. american moral terminus
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Elector Frederick the Wise: We have given u a new identity because of the death threats your bad posts get you. Youre Junker Jörg now
Martin Luther (as Junker Jörg now): Cool
a picture of martin luther disguised as "junker jörg"
November 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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monsters from the id
autocomplete for the phrase "is it common", reading: is it common to die on the toilet is it common to negotiate salary is it common to bleed after sex
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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so uh, do you want to come back to my place? *blush* me too. but, uh, there’s something you should know. so, my roommate is, like; the queen of road traffic accidents? no, not metaphorically, there was this whole ceremony- no, no, it’s, like - we live on the third floor, so it’s unlikely to happen, but - we might be interrupted by a motor vehicle erupting through the wall
November 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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want to feel old?

the dvd (1986) is now as old as Bede's Historia ecclesiastica gentis Anglorum (731) was when the dvd was invented
an image of a minidisc player and a minidisc. it's SO cool Folio 3v from the St Petersburg Bede
November 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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uhhhhhhhh
the top ten 'trending' words on some etymology site: 1. pettifogging 2. woman 3. name 4. love 5. vampire 6. culture 7. science 8. sin 9. cemetery 10. art
November 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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doing some very superficial research on nun routines and i just love how NOCTURNAL ADORATION is bolded, it's the only thing on the page which is; this HAS to involve vampires somehow, it's the only explanation
excerpt from a nun timetable, the words "nocturnal adoration" are bolded 6:45 pm Night Prayer followed by personal time. On Sundays we have an optional movie recreation following this On Tuesdays and Thursdays we have our nocturnal adoration
November 3, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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i discarded this draft of the prologue because it was boring and narratively useless and i couldn't get the voice right (as is obvious) but i love the phrase "if they erased something useful they might as well throw the whole girl away"
"But for that to happen, we have to remove episodic memory structures that could interfere with bonding. Rest assured, you'll retain language, motor skills, social frameworks, cultural knowledge. But specific events - your childhood, previous relationships, the circumstances that brought you here - those will be inaccessible." A euphemism. Gone. They had to be conscious, of course, with psychosurgery this delicate, because if they erased something useful they might as well throw the whole girl away. So Elizabet would watch their faces cycling through slack incomprehension, fearful, pleading looks, and a sick, confused emptiness as their selfhood was burned out, memory by memory. Would get to watch. After the first time, she'd made a point of recording every session, and it worried her - briefly, each time she accessed her private archive - that she couldn't remember what, precisely, her pretence had been. But that flicker of disquiet grew shorter with each viewing, easier to dismiss. "I'm not going to remember who I am." "I know it sounds like-" "No, that's- I want- I mean I know- I have nothing worth- I'm not worth-" The girl trailed off, suddenly nervous. The image thrust into Elizabet's mind before she could stop it - this girl, on her knees, leashed and dead-eyed and drooling, the noise she'd make as Elizabet- "Dr Estrem? Is that OK? It doesn't... disqualify me, does it?"
November 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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#wise #famousquotes #quotes
a picture of albert einstein with his famous quote: "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. World War V will be fought with lasers and 'las-bombs', then its back to sticks and stones for World War VI. For World Wars 7 through 9 they drop the roman numerals cause it's honestly pretty confusing. They're all fought through a kind of elaborately choreographed martial art and the subtle machinery of court intrigue, but also, in a way, a clever subversion of the narrative expectations. World War 10 is fought in the last remaining wilderness on Earth - the innermost recesses of the human mind. But also the ocean floor. And after that they're all 'Star Wars'... but that's another story.... heh heh heh. also im satoshi nakamoto"
November 3, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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finally got around to writing up my thoughts about the stunning new 4K restoration of StabStabber 2
utterly mindblowing. far and away the best film i've seen this year. shares nothing with its predecessor except a title, and somehow manages to be better than anyone could reasonably expect. i had to check several times that i was watching the correct film, because the original StabStabber was a ripoff of Chopping Mall, whereas this is like someone said "what if Meshes of the Afternoon were a giallo?" from the opening scenes where Nada is navigating the labyrinthine ruin of her father's apartment building, there's a real effort to make the Prague scenes surreal and fantastic, in contrast to the more-grounded fantasy world; the scene where she passes through the portal in her father's living room, and into the other world for the first time, and everything snaps into this grainy black and white is just breathtaking. the "baby's first Jeanne Dielman" scenes of her working as a scullery-maid made me roll my eyes at first, but the first time i clocked the woman in the background i nearly jumped out of my fucking skin and had to go back and watch the whole thing again. the tracking shot where she's serving food, weaving around the tables, and the woman is coming closer and closer is genuinely one of the most terrifying things i've ever seen. and then of course the woman - she's credited as Serpent Queen, but i don't think anyone says her name out loud - directs her to kill, but it's more like they're dancing the cutting back and forth between Prague and the fantasy world is a little confusing at first, but you get into the rhythm of things eventually - so when they start to bleed into one another you don't feel the need to ask which is 'real', or whether any of this is in Nada's head. the (infamous) bloodfucking scene is one of the most erotic things i've ever seen in mainstream cinema - the way she's this sliver of virginal white flesh shrinking into the corner of that crimson room, just watching this beautiful, evil woman crawl out of bloodsoaked sheets (that fucking shot of her HAND jesus christ), the way she gradually gets painted red, until the two of them have almost disappeared into the colour, the way the bed seems to swallow them up afterwards. i think in any other film it would be a heavy-handed visual metaphor, but here it just works the film makes up for the fact that there are basically no murders for the first hour or so by staging a series of increasingly elaborate and ritualistic set-pieces, each of which takes place in this muddled reality where elements of both worlds are juxtaposed in ways that keep you guessing about which 'direction' things are flowing in - did Nada 'summon' the queen, is the queen 'corrupting' Nada, is the queen an extension of Nada, etc. even the final shot, this slow zoom on Nada's face - empty, ecstatic, resting her head on the queen's thigh - doesn't give you any answers.
November 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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in a screencap from "in the mouth of madness", sam neill stands at the end of a ruined corridor, looking back towards the camera
October 31, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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bringing this one back
a political compass meme, styled as a four-quadrant chart with a vertical axis labeled "Authoritarian" at the top and "Libertarian" at the bottom, and a horizontal axis labeled "Economic-Left" on the left and "Economic-Right" on the right. Each quadrant contains a different image of a person. Top-Left (Authoritarian-Left): Tim Rogers, wearing sunglasses and holding a holding a pomeranian Top-Right (Authoritarian-Right): Alec Robbins, wearing spectacles and flashing a V sign (peace variant) Bottom-Left (Libertarian-Left): Tom Robbins, wearing wraparound shades Bottom-Right (Libertarian-Right): Tim Robbins, wearing spectacles, looking thoughtfully at the camera with his hand near his mouth
October 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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thinking #chaste thoughts
October 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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a screencap from Mobile Suit Gundam II: Soldiers of Sorrow; a grunt asks, "Don't you think it's kind of strange that they're all child soldiers?"
October 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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the text "YOU WOULDN'T CUCK A PRINCESS" in the style of the classic "YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A CAR" anti-piracy ad
October 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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metzingerpilled
Tumblr post by 'teaboot': My first time operating CCTV cameras I was handed control over what was essentially 50 independently moving eyes that collectively covered an area about the size of a football field and from that experience I now know that 1. Suddenly having 50 moving eyes can make you disoriented and barfy and the adjustment period sucks ass 2. It takes both more and less time than you'd think to figure out what the structure as a whole looks like and where those eyes ARE 3. After you get used to it the entirety of the structure itself and all of the eyes you can see from feels like an extension of your nervous system in a very bizarre way. Like I have dreams now from the perspective of A Building and I'm not sure how to describe that. 4. Once you are aware of an unreachable blind spot it nags at you constantly and you can feel it like a hard little lump under your skin you need to poke and scratch at and it's ardghgguychgghhbhhhbhhh
October 14, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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i'm so sorry, i just couldn't help myself
it's the uk ai action plan foreword, but the text is connor o'malley's "endorphin port" rant
January 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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November 27, 2024 at 11:55 PM
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glad the linux foundation is finally getting around to the real issues
Screencap of a YouTube thumbnail depicting a bald, goateed man dressed in a dark brown suit and black turtleneck, with the caption "Ubuntu Summit 2024 | Dr Ubuntu reveals plan : to eliminate James Bond, Evil Linux roadma..." (sic)
November 27, 2024 at 10:13 PM