cowgirl executrix
@direlog.bsky.social
sex cop. world hero. american moral terminus
Pinned
my dream wedding:
MAN BURSTING INTO CHURCH: stop! stop! that's not roslyn wellbelove! you're about marry *morgan skullgrave*!
CHURCHGOERS: *gasp in unison*
ME (turning, resplendent in my wedding-dress fashioned of swan-wings and conflict ivory, baring teeth filed to wicked points): i know
MAN BURSTING INTO CHURCH: stop! stop! that's not roslyn wellbelove! you're about marry *morgan skullgrave*!
CHURCHGOERS: *gasp in unison*
ME (turning, resplendent in my wedding-dress fashioned of swan-wings and conflict ivory, baring teeth filed to wicked points): i know
thomas chatterton williams is just a machine for making tortured sentences and beaten girlfriends. a machine for pigs, in other words
November 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
thomas chatterton williams is just a machine for making tortured sentences and beaten girlfriends. a machine for pigs, in other words
(reading the news) (cheerfully) i'm going to do aum shinrikyo 2
November 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
(reading the news) (cheerfully) i'm going to do aum shinrikyo 2
(wisely) no 😌
These companies realize that someone has to make the games……… right?
November 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
(wisely) no 😌
Mask Lady gets mission parameters from God on her 1990s Clamshell Mobile Phone
November 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Mask Lady gets mission parameters from God on her 1990s Clamshell Mobile Phone
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Snake woman forever. Forever and ever snake woman. Serpent goddess 24/7/365 always
August 22, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Snake woman forever. Forever and ever snake woman. Serpent goddess 24/7/365 always
at long last, we have created The Obscene Bird of Night from the classic novel The Obscene Bird Of Night
November 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
at long last, we have created The Obscene Bird of Night from the classic novel The Obscene Bird Of Night
preparatory psychosurgery will prevent her from experiencing ill-structured thoughts that may complicate her much longed-for transition to a more harmonious state of mind
is this good for the princess?
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
preparatory psychosurgery will prevent her from experiencing ill-structured thoughts that may complicate her much longed-for transition to a more harmonious state of mind
i think you should have to type out a specific, detailed death threat in order to log on to this website. this is my considered opinion and i believe it would restore sanity
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
i think you should have to type out a specific, detailed death threat in order to log on to this website. this is my considered opinion and i believe it would restore sanity
the sarcophagus will keep the princess completely safe and secure until her caretakers deem her ready - that is, mentally and emotionally capable - to take the throne
November 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
the sarcophagus will keep the princess completely safe and secure until her caretakers deem her ready - that is, mentally and emotionally capable - to take the throne
it's not great to be pursued by a humanoid figure. but for some quarry, it can be a relief when the figure disintegrates into a formless mass of worms
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
it's not great to be pursued by a humanoid figure. but for some quarry, it can be a relief when the figure disintegrates into a formless mass of worms
don't think of it as "being permanently imprisoned inside another person's body". think of it as an opportunity to reconfigure your relationship with the universe
November 12, 2025 at 12:21 PM
don't think of it as "being permanently imprisoned inside another person's body". think of it as an opportunity to reconfigure your relationship with the universe
alert, good scientists. the witch, Irrational Geraldine, has invaded our facility. her poppets are even now fussing with our apparatus in ways most wicked and unscientific. beware the pins they wield; if pricked, your body and mind are forfeit. only our magnificent bureaucracy can defeat her!
November 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
alert, good scientists. the witch, Irrational Geraldine, has invaded our facility. her poppets are even now fussing with our apparatus in ways most wicked and unscientific. beware the pins they wield; if pricked, your body and mind are forfeit. only our magnificent bureaucracy can defeat her!
> EXAMINE BAR
there is a woman at the bar
> INVESTIGATE WOMAN
a beautiful woman... she is wearing the bracelet that indicates you're evil
> TALK TO WOMAN
"fuck off, i'm evil"
there is a woman at the bar
> INVESTIGATE WOMAN
a beautiful woman... she is wearing the bracelet that indicates you're evil
> TALK TO WOMAN
"fuck off, i'm evil"
November 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
> EXAMINE BAR
there is a woman at the bar
> INVESTIGATE WOMAN
a beautiful woman... she is wearing the bracelet that indicates you're evil
> TALK TO WOMAN
"fuck off, i'm evil"
there is a woman at the bar
> INVESTIGATE WOMAN
a beautiful woman... she is wearing the bracelet that indicates you're evil
> TALK TO WOMAN
"fuck off, i'm evil"
travelling at ten thousand times the speed of light but technically standing still; whiteout at the bow, blackout at the stern; as long as your trip is τ-monotone on god's time, you're golden. and if it's not? we'll cheer on the light show
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
travelling at ten thousand times the speed of light but technically standing still; whiteout at the bow, blackout at the stern; as long as your trip is τ-monotone on god's time, you're golden. and if it's not? we'll cheer on the light show
mistaking poison for sustenance, my hindbrain command-clicks on a link to open it in a new tab. springing into action, my forebrain quickly control-tabs into the page before it can load and hits command-w to close it. i am a perfect organism
November 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
mistaking poison for sustenance, my hindbrain command-clicks on a link to open it in a new tab. springing into action, my forebrain quickly control-tabs into the page before it can load and hits command-w to close it. i am a perfect organism
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i keep seeing these "you will meet god!" roadside billboards and i don't think that's true. god's probably pretty busy. goodnight.
November 11, 2025 at 7:26 AM
i keep seeing these "you will meet god!" roadside billboards and i don't think that's true. god's probably pretty busy. goodnight.
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Coming back with yet another #Palisade Post Card for #FriendsAtTheTable. My 3rd card of 6 was centered on The Figure in Concrete & The Broken Spoke, framed as one of many Alise Breka novels. The pulp novel framing, here, was designed by @badbucket.bsky.social, and was used on multiple cards.
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Coming back with yet another #Palisade Post Card for #FriendsAtTheTable. My 3rd card of 6 was centered on The Figure in Concrete & The Broken Spoke, framed as one of many Alise Breka novels. The pulp novel framing, here, was designed by @badbucket.bsky.social, and was used on multiple cards.
locals whisper of a monstrous entity. you have to lean in if you want to hear anything and they just blast you with spittle. it's fucking disgusting but there's no better way to learn vague, functionally useless facts about the entity
November 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
locals whisper of a monstrous entity. you have to lean in if you want to hear anything and they just blast you with spittle. it's fucking disgusting but there's no better way to learn vague, functionally useless facts about the entity
i don't think about elon musk a lot because it's difficult to think about the most boring man in the world - what is there to think of? - but i'm always puzzled that he's pitched as some kind of genius when he so obviously has very limited intellectual ability
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
i don't think about elon musk a lot because it's difficult to think about the most boring man in the world - what is there to think of? - but i'm always puzzled that he's pitched as some kind of genius when he so obviously has very limited intellectual ability
Elector Frederick the Wise: We have given u a new identity because of the death threats your bad posts get you. Youre Junker Jörg now
Martin Luther (as Junker Jörg now): Cool
Martin Luther (as Junker Jörg now): Cool
November 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Elector Frederick the Wise: We have given u a new identity because of the death threats your bad posts get you. Youre Junker Jörg now
Martin Luther (as Junker Jörg now): Cool
Martin Luther (as Junker Jörg now): Cool
monsters from the id
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
monsters from the id
Some people say the WEBSITE explosive collar is 'inhumane'. [smash cut to collar locking around a homeopeep's neck]
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Some people say the WEBSITE explosive collar is 'inhumane'. [smash cut to collar locking around a homeopeep's neck]
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- alan wake 1: useless himbo trapped in a twin peaks knockoff who saw 'dogma' and came away thinking that wearing a hoodie under an overcoat was 'hip'. likes energizer™ brand batteries
- alan wake 2: insanely hot malnourished librarian trapped in sam lake's mind. likes [REDACTED]
- alan wake 2: insanely hot malnourished librarian trapped in sam lake's mind. likes [REDACTED]
October 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
- alan wake 1: useless himbo trapped in a twin peaks knockoff who saw 'dogma' and came away thinking that wearing a hoodie under an overcoat was 'hip'. likes energizer™ brand batteries
- alan wake 2: insanely hot malnourished librarian trapped in sam lake's mind. likes [REDACTED]
- alan wake 2: insanely hot malnourished librarian trapped in sam lake's mind. likes [REDACTED]