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iamnotaboat.bsky.social
Jess
@iamnotaboat.bsky.social
Creature fan.

Also on here: https://boxd.it/1hSWH
Had this experience with my friend’s now ex partner putting on an episode of Big Mouth after raving about it to us. Probably one of the worst things I’ve ever seen.
One time my ex brother in law made me watch a thing where Nick Kroll and another guy said "too much tuna" like four hundred times for twenty minutes on his apple TV
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Volume up for Smokey bliss.
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Don’t understand the people on here who constantly share content either featuring or about the horrid people in our world. Share a bird you saw, it’s way more worthwhile.
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Hello, New Yorkers! I am once again leading a ton of boat tours from Manhattan down to the wintry edges of the Atlantic Ocean to see seals and seabirds! The boat is beautiful, warm, and spacious! The food is delicious! This is basically a perfect holiday gift!

open.substack.com/pub/waterway...
Seal Tours are Back!
ARF! ARF! ARF!
open.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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I saw some horrible copy on a Chili's menu tonight:

HUNGRY? Get ready not to be
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Every fourth or fifth line reading in The Chair Company makes me laugh. Not sure what the next season will be about but I will follow the thread as deep as it goes.
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Japan's best stop-motion studio isn't loud about it. But the quiet charm of its work speaks for itself.

We're exploring the specialness of dwarf studios in this issue:
animationobsessive.substack.com/p/inside-dwa...
November 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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cape barren geese #birds
November 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Thinking about starting one of those accounts that posts photos of their pets with captions written from the pet's point of view. My gimmick would be that my pet is a japanese spider crab and the only thing it ever says is "I'm going to get you"
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Majestic beasts.
November 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Are you really a cat person if you haven't said "I'm at my wit's end with these cats, man"
November 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Dressed like this to see people run by in shorts and T-shirts.
November 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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There’s no better way to stuff a stocking this year than with a pack of Pants Playing Cards. The ultimate holiday gift.

Are you ready to stuff?

theartofpants.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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soaking up some sun
like a ripe tomato
November 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Chilling together before I leave to look at other creatures. Everything looks and feels gray today.
November 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Going to Night Zoo later, the zoo at night.
November 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Before coffee, people didn't have tables in front of their couches
November 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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breakfast is a gateway drug to harder meals, such as lunch
November 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Check this out.
November 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Watching the watcher.
November 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Need to acquire more items then I can sit while looking at a screen for a couple hours. Life is so beautiful.
November 19, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Well, look who visited @casabentbill.bsky.social tonight! Mama brought her little baby tapir by for the first time. It's a boy!

He has just a hint of a stripe on his side, so no watermelon, unfortunately.

#tapirs #bairdstapir #costarica
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM