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iamnotaboat.bsky.social
Jess
@iamnotaboat.bsky.social
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Creature fan.

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iamnotaboat.bsky.social
Had this experience with my friend’s now ex partner putting on an episode of Big Mouth after raving about it to us. Probably one of the worst things I’ve ever seen.
weeder.bsky.social weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 1h
One time my ex brother in law made me watch a thing where Nick Kroll and another guy said "too much tuna" like four hundred times for twenty minutes on his apple TV
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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artologica.net
Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
iamnotaboat.bsky.social
Volume up for Smokey bliss.
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
iamnotaboat.bsky.social
Don’t understand the people on here who constantly share content either featuring or about the horrid people in our world. Share a bird you saw, it’s way more worthwhile.
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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russ-owl.bsky.social
Hello, New Yorkers! I am once again leading a ton of boat tours from Manhattan down to the wintry edges of the Atlantic Ocean to see seals and seabirds! The boat is beautiful, warm, and spacious! The food is delicious! This is basically a perfect holiday gift!

open.substack.com/pub/waterway...
Seal Tours are Back!
ARF! ARF! ARF!
open.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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famousceleb.co
I saw some horrible copy on a Chili's menu tonight:

HUNGRY? Get ready not to be
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
iamnotaboat.bsky.social
Every fourth or fifth line reading in The Chair Company makes me laugh. Not sure what the next season will be about but I will follow the thread as deep as it goes.
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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ani-obsessive.bsky.social
Japan's best stop-motion studio isn't loud about it. But the quiet charm of its work speaks for itself.

We're exploring the specialness of dwarf studios in this issue:
animationobsessive.substack.com/p/inside-dwa...
November 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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feathertrail.net
cape barren geese #birds
pale gray goose with pale yellow-green bill and pale red iris pale gray geese with pale yellow-green bill and pale red iris
November 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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mindflakes.bsky.social
Thinking about starting one of those accounts that posts photos of their pets with captions written from the pet's point of view. My gimmick would be that my pet is a japanese spider crab and the only thing it ever says is "I'm going to get you"
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
iamnotaboat.bsky.social
Majestic beasts.
A big brown dog lying on the ground looking bored outside a coffee shop. The big brown dog is now joined by a big white dog and they are looking in the direction of the coffee shop door while waiting on the sidewalk outside.
November 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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weeder.bsky.social
Are you really a cat person if you haven't said "I'm at my wit's end with these cats, man"
November 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
iamnotaboat.bsky.social
Dressed like this to see people run by in shorts and T-shirts.
A woman with reddish hair and glasses wearing a baseball cap with a winter puffy blue jacket and hood with fake fur trim pulled up over the hat. A fall day in a park with yellow leaves still hanging onto a tree.
November 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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pantspants.bsky.social
There’s no better way to stuff a stocking this year than with a pack of Pants Playing Cards. The ultimate holiday gift.

Are you ready to stuff?

theartofpants.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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publichealthguy1.bsky.social
soaking up some sun
like a ripe tomato
a gray tabby cat chilling on her side in and aligned parallel to a sunny strip on an ottoman. she’s on top of a towel with pomodoro tomatoes on it.
November 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
iamnotaboat.bsky.social
Chilling together before I leave to look at other creatures. Everything looks and feels gray today.
A gray cat sleeping on a green blanket on a couch next to my legs. Me (white woman with bangs and a striped shirt sort of smiling).
November 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
iamnotaboat.bsky.social
Going to Night Zoo later, the zoo at night.
November 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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pantspants.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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weeder.bsky.social
Before coffee, people didn't have tables in front of their couches
November 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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breakfast is a gateway drug to harder meals, such as lunch
November 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
iamnotaboat.bsky.social
Check this out.
A large tuxedo cat stretching while sleeping on the floor in front of a radiator.
November 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
iamnotaboat.bsky.social
Watching the watcher.
A sparrow sitting on top of a wooden bistro table being photographed through a window of a cafe.
November 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
iamnotaboat.bsky.social
Need to acquire more items then I can sit while looking at a screen for a couple hours. Life is so beautiful.
November 19, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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mikemelton.bsky.social
Well, look who visited @casabentbill.bsky.social tonight! Mama brought her little baby tapir by for the first time. It's a boy!

He has just a hint of a stripe on his side, so no watermelon, unfortunately.

#tapirs #bairdstapir #costarica
A young tapir stands on a dirt and grass path at night, illuminated by a bright light, looking up while an adult tapir is partially visible beside it on the right.
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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edmorrish.bsky.social
A photo of a squirrel, with a speech bubble to make it look like it’s saying the post below.
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM