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Razzle Bathbone
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Hell God Baby Damn No

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Hi. My name's Nearly Dead Johnny Cash
November 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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We're closer than we've ever been to an especially beautiful day
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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One underreported facet of the epstein emails is that he typed like a particularly stupid 87-year-old
kylegriffin1.bsky.social Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 1d
Jeffrey Epstein in 2018: "i know how dirty donald is."
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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The beautiful thing is going happen soon. No basis for this, I can just feel it
November 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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[echoing movie trailer bass thump]
rah.. rah.. ah ah ahh..

NYU GIRL
You'll never be famous, Stefani!

[bass thump]
romah.. roh ma maaa..

PRODUCER
I can't work like this. She's like some kinda.. fame monster!

[bass thump]
ga.. ga.. ooh la laa..

TAILOR
Whattayou, nuts? Steak ain't my medium, lady!
November 12, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Billboard Blob Thing Devouring Its Son
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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We need a candidate who will stand up to Big Caraccident
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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You think that’s bad.. thats just the Timothy Iceberg…
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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CBS: We go live now to Senator John Fetterman for comment on his vote to end the shutdown. Senator Fetterman, thank you for joining us.

FETTERMAN: Mouuhhh, aurhh.

CBS: Was there any attempt from within the party to change your mind?

FETTERMAN [noticing lit candle]: Auuh! AUUH, MAUUHH!!
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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I got an advance copy of John Fetterman's memoir and it's more damning than I even expected
“At this time a slight sleep relieved me from the pain of reflection, which was disturbed by the approach of a beautiful child, who came running into the recess I had chosen, with all the sportiveness of infancy. Suddenly, as I gazed on him, an idea seized me that this little creature was unprejudiced and had lived too short a time to have imbibed a horror of deformity. If, therefore, I could seize him and educate him as my companion and friend, I should not be so desolate in this peopled earth. “Urged by this impulse, I seized on the boy as he passed and drew him towards me. As soon as he beheld my form, he placed his hands before his eyes and uttered a shrill scream; I drew his hand forcibly from his face and said, ‘Child, what is the meaning of this? I do not intend to hurt you; listen to me.’ “He struggled violently. ‘Let me go,’ he cried; ‘monster! Ugly wretch! You wish to eat me and tear me to pieces. You are an ogre. Let me go, or I will tell my papa.’ “‘Boy, you will never see your father again; you must come with me.’ “‘Hideous monster! Let me go. My papa is a syndic—he is M. Frankenstein—he will punish you. You dare not keep me.’ “‘Frankenstein! you belong then to my enemy—to him towards whom I have sworn eternal revenge; you shall be my first victim.’ “The child still struggled and loaded me with epithets which carried despair to my heart; I grasped his throat to silence him, and in a moment he lay dead at my feet.
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Saw a crow absolutely stuffing its face with peanut m&ms today
Very blurry crow with a visible beakful of peanut m&ms
November 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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The beautiful thing is going happen soon. No basis for this, I can just feel it
November 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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I understand nearly none of you care about these but I’m having a lot of fun with em. Every time I think I might be getting sick of it I just do another one and it’s fun again
Ink drawing of Watery Grave. A rusting ship sits on a diagonal at the bottom of the sea, surrounded by black water.
November 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Drawing my own mtg proxies until WotC threatens me with legal action, Day 281
Ink drawing of Dark Confidant. It’s literally just Grima Wormtongue whispering at Theoden Ink drawing of Shadowy Backstreet. It’s a dimly lit, uh… shadowy backstreet Ink drawing of Springheart Nantuko. A praying mantis in the top half of a gi poses dramatically. Ink drawing of silent clearing. A full moon illuminates an empty meadow.
November 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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You know what hell yeah. Gimme that Statue of Liberty shit. We’re all in this together, life is meaningful, and just because horrible people act invincible it doesn’t mean they are. We can pull through. We’re going to pull through
November 5, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Tonight we are ALL honorary New Yorkers. I can make that call in my capacity as an honorary New Yorker
November 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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I was at a football game and at one point all the cheerleaders started going “Be aggressive. B-E aggressive.” I was like, thank you, but that was not the word I’m having trouble spelling.
November 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Drawing my own mtg proxies until WotC threatens me with legal action, Day 280
Ink drawing of Sunbaked Canyon. One of those weird caverns where the stone walls are all smooth and undulating. Ink drawing of Phyrexian Metamorph. With one tentacle, a faceless, hooded creature holds up a mask on a stick to where its head should be. Other masks are visible lining its open cloak. Ink drawing of Breeding Pool. A striped swordfish examines a swirling vortex of smaller fish just beneath the surface of the water. Technically this should have a forest component, but I don’t give a shit. Ink drawing of Steam Vents. Some deep-sea hydrothermal vents are releasing steam. There. If that ain’t on theme I don’t know what is.
November 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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My unifying theory of American politics is that we live in GTA
greenwell.bsky.social Megan Greenwell @greenwell.bsky.social · 10d
things seem to be going great for the Cuomo campaign!
a billboard truck that says “You Are F*CK*D! Your Tax Dollars will pay for HOTELS, DOCTORS, & FREEBIES for ILLEGALS! VOTE CUOMO”
November 3, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Can YOU spot 👀 the Hidden lake 💧 ? 99% of Adults 45 & Over will Fail !? 🤯
November 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Drawing my own magic card proxies until WotC threatens me with legal action, Day 278
Ink drawing of Arid Mesa. Striated rock formations stretch toward the Arizona sky. The big one in front admittedly looks not unlike a penis but so does the real rock formation I used as a reference lol Ink drawing of Scalding Tarn. An island volcano erupts with a plume of lava spewing toward the heavens. Another ink drawing of Arid Mesa. More rock formations out of Sedona, AZ. Some scrubbly little plants occupy the extreme foreground and dot the mountainsides. Ink drawing of Scalding Tarn again. A closeup of a volcano or something, there’s some fire… I admit this one got away from me. Little bit abstract. My hand had started to cramp up. I just needed to put a fourth picture in this thing.
November 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Met the new neighbors today
November 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Ok since you asked here’s another
Ink drawing of Adeline, Resplendent Cathar. An armored woman is poised to swing a massive broadsword.
November 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Ah what the heck have one more it’s a holiday
Ink drawing of Three Steps Ahead. An elfish looking guy holds his hands up in surrender, dropping a small knife and looking the wrong direction as a hooded masked figure behind him holds an even bigger knife to his neck. Flavor text: "Your petition to join the Assassins' Guild has been... denied."
October 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Drawing more mtg stuff bc nobody’s stopped me
Ink drawing of snapcaster mage. A shifty-looking hooded wizard with glowing eyes snaps his fingers in closeup and lightning crackles from them. Ink drawing of Stoneforge Mystic. An elfish looking person in deep concentration wearing some kinda big pilgrim hat levitates a sword overhead, mystically. Ink drawing of Craterhoof Behemoth. Some kind of misshapen many-eyed frogmouth looking creature opens its glowing maw way too wide.
October 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM