competentposter
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Ontario, Canada. Banner photo: @mardiroos.bsky.social
My art acc: @ShrineAmbience.bsky.social
https://competentposter.neocities.org/
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I can think of an amazing reason why the military should be in D.C.
November 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I can think of an amazing reason why the military should be in D.C.
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my superpower is I can smell into the future. I'm going to make coffee in 5 minutes
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
my superpower is I can smell into the future. I'm going to make coffee in 5 minutes
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November 28, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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If you eat food today your canceled
November 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
If you eat food today your canceled
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Let’s use power to do things we couldn’t do otherwise
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Let’s use power to do things we couldn’t do otherwise
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we can all be happy forever
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 AM
we can all be happy forever
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The bees are out of honey
November 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The bees are out of honey
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Terminate the target with extreme gratitude
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Terminate the target with extreme gratitude
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
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Advanced double-cat technique
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Advanced double-cat technique
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Throwing another grinch pelt atop the mouldering pile
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Throwing another grinch pelt atop the mouldering pile
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Come quickly bro we must sound the drums of war
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Come quickly bro we must sound the drums of war
Chopped and unctuous
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Chopped and unctuous
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Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
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That hungry moment when you’ve got a hankering to chow down
November 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
That hungry moment when you’ve got a hankering to chow down
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If everything is a top priority, then everything gets done quickly. That's basic management
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
If everything is a top priority, then everything gets done quickly. That's basic management
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you have to separate the sandwich from the sandwich artist
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
you have to separate the sandwich from the sandwich artist