Memorizing all the eye spy answers and pointing them out immediately during one on one time with my esl 2nd grader. After 7 pages of straight Ls he started crying, begging me to let him have a turn but I told him it's an effort thing
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Memorizing all the eye spy answers and pointing them out immediately during one on one time with my esl 2nd grader. After 7 pages of straight Ls he started crying, begging me to let him have a turn but I told him it's an effort thing
Man, I was so focused on that deer that I couldn't tell you whether I was chasing it through a mountain or a plain
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Man, I was so focused on that deer that I couldn't tell you whether I was chasing it through a mountain or a plain
They're coming after me. They're concealing themselves in bushes, cabinets, grocery store shelving, etc well enough that the average man wouldn't notice them, but I'm better than that
November 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
They're coming after me. They're concealing themselves in bushes, cabinets, grocery store shelving, etc well enough that the average man wouldn't notice them, but I'm better than that
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every american child should be given a bugle at birth with a natural harmonic of random pitch, the frequency of which determines myriad practical and legal elements of your life
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 AM
every american child should be given a bugle at birth with a natural harmonic of random pitch, the frequency of which determines myriad practical and legal elements of your life
What's going on here?
November 21, 2025 at 7:28 AM
What's going on here?
Hand warmers are a top 100 invention to me
November 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Hand warmers are a top 100 invention to me
Many people don't realize just how few varieties of rock there are. A few hundred tops. Pathetic numbers compared to, say, the number of distinct beetle species
November 17, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Many people don't realize just how few varieties of rock there are. A few hundred tops. Pathetic numbers compared to, say, the number of distinct beetle species
The sun is so bright. So bright you can't even look at it directly. And this is supposed to be taken as a simple fact of life
November 17, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The sun is so bright. So bright you can't even look at it directly. And this is supposed to be taken as a simple fact of life
It felt like some sort of violation of trust when I figured out the space beneath a car seat is empty
November 17, 2025 at 8:14 AM
It felt like some sort of violation of trust when I figured out the space beneath a car seat is empty
Had a dream last night that I drank one billion beers then crashed my car and when I got to heaven God told me that my blood alcohol content was 1
November 16, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Had a dream last night that I drank one billion beers then crashed my car and when I got to heaven God told me that my blood alcohol content was 1
Snoopy is making ramen for dinner and you're all invited
November 16, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Snoopy is making ramen for dinner and you're all invited
They invented the tastiest drink in the world now it's sold out everywhere and they're taking it away forever
November 16, 2025 at 11:54 AM
They invented the tastiest drink in the world now it's sold out everywhere and they're taking it away forever
You ever look at an overly specialized species and just know they don't stand a chance at rebounding after the next mass extinction?
November 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
You ever look at an overly specialized species and just know they don't stand a chance at rebounding after the next mass extinction?
Went hiking with some coworkers and my newish gf and it was very fun. People can be so diverse in their ways of thought
November 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Went hiking with some coworkers and my newish gf and it was very fun. People can be so diverse in their ways of thought
I'm happy to reduce my water usage for the environments sake, but I do enjoy washing my hands at a sink that flows at 10 liters a minute
November 15, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I'm happy to reduce my water usage for the environments sake, but I do enjoy washing my hands at a sink that flows at 10 liters a minute
I still vividly remember a nightmare I had when I was 5
November 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I still vividly remember a nightmare I had when I was 5
Marrying your cousin being weird gets talked about a lot, but what's it like from the grandparents perspective? My grandkids marrying each other has to make you feel strange right?
November 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Marrying your cousin being weird gets talked about a lot, but what's it like from the grandparents perspective? My grandkids marrying each other has to make you feel strange right?
My most boomer opinion is that it's disrespectful not to take out your earbuds when you're talking to someone
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
My most boomer opinion is that it's disrespectful not to take out your earbuds when you're talking to someone
My cat has been diagnosed with feline schizophrenia
November 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
My cat has been diagnosed with feline schizophrenia
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Real snoozers sleep inside the mattress.
November 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Real snoozers sleep inside the mattress.
I wish I had a stall around the toilet in my house
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I wish I had a stall around the toilet in my house
I feel god in this tidal pool
November 11, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I feel god in this tidal pool
Pedestrians are helpless against my ultimate finishing move: TWO HANDED SWORD STYLE!! MOBILE PHONE AND STEERING WHEEL
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Pedestrians are helpless against my ultimate finishing move: TWO HANDED SWORD STYLE!! MOBILE PHONE AND STEERING WHEEL
We all got that one homie who's development tank got jostled a little too hard on the way to embryonic storage. Love him though
November 10, 2025 at 11:27 AM
We all got that one homie who's development tank got jostled a little too hard on the way to embryonic storage. Love him though
You ever look at someone and can just tell the titration in their development tube was way off?
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 AM
You ever look at someone and can just tell the titration in their development tube was way off?