SHREW
@shrewtape.bsky.social
I have been lost for a very long time.
I'm serving energy and giving life force.
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I'm serving energy and giving life force.
Satyrs are like if humans were goated.
November 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Satyrs are like if humans were goated.
(texting my apothecary, who swore to deliver soon a salve to soothe my many aches and pains, which have long plagued me and drive away all hope of meaningful rest or comfort) whre th fuck is my salve
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
(texting my apothecary, who swore to deliver soon a salve to soothe my many aches and pains, which have long plagued me and drive away all hope of meaningful rest or comfort) whre th fuck is my salve
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an artist is someone who is prejudiced against art
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
an artist is someone who is prejudiced against art
Wasteland Rules:
1. If you see it, you eat it.
2. Drink gasoline to run faster.
1. If you see it, you eat it.
2. Drink gasoline to run faster.
November 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Wasteland Rules:
1. If you see it, you eat it.
2. Drink gasoline to run faster.
1. If you see it, you eat it.
2. Drink gasoline to run faster.
"Is this art political?" I would certainly think so. You used the Hitler Hues.
November 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
"Is this art political?" I would certainly think so. You used the Hitler Hues.
(vaguely European pastry chef presenting medium budget Youtube video, "Your First Loaf: Strategies for Beginners") Bread can be surprisingly difficult opponent.
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
(vaguely European pastry chef presenting medium budget Youtube video, "Your First Loaf: Strategies for Beginners") Bread can be surprisingly difficult opponent.
It's Die at the Hands of Your Own Creation Friday.
November 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
It's Die at the Hands of Your Own Creation Friday.
Making it very clear in my dating profile that I'm going to eat any kids we have together.
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Making it very clear in my dating profile that I'm going to eat any kids we have together.
We should pool all our hormones into one person and see what impulses they get.
November 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
We should pool all our hormones into one person and see what impulses they get.
Misappropriating school funds to commission a statue of me heroically misappropriating school funds.
November 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Misappropriating school funds to commission a statue of me heroically misappropriating school funds.
I'd be so lucky if I got squished like a bug today.
November 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I'd be so lucky if I got squished like a bug today.
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Speak softly and carry a soft stick. Do everything softly
November 14, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Speak softly and carry a soft stick. Do everything softly
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retweet for a cozy and bountiful winter
November 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
retweet for a cozy and bountiful winter
Real snoozers sleep inside the mattress.
November 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Real snoozers sleep inside the mattress.
The Institute for the Discovery, Analysis and Resolving of the Issue the Institute for the Discovery, Analysis and Resolving of the Issue the Institute was Founded to Address was Founded to Address announced today, "We are working on it."
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The Institute for the Discovery, Analysis and Resolving of the Issue the Institute for the Discovery, Analysis and Resolving of the Issue the Institute was Founded to Address was Founded to Address announced today, "We are working on it."
We have surrounded your residence with stars.
Comply with our demands or we'll start blasting you with radiation.
Comply with our demands or we'll start blasting you with radiation.
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
We have surrounded your residence with stars.
Comply with our demands or we'll start blasting you with radiation.
Comply with our demands or we'll start blasting you with radiation.
Repeatedly correcting dinner guests voicing admiration for my impressive home library that the proper term is "books-shelves" when they hold more than one book.
November 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Repeatedly correcting dinner guests voicing admiration for my impressive home library that the proper term is "books-shelves" when they hold more than one book.
I'll be honest: I'm afraid to live a little.
November 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I'll be honest: I'm afraid to live a little.
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I feel god in this tidal pool
November 11, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I feel god in this tidal pool
If I get kidnapped, I have no idea who will travel to the ends of the earth to rescue me, but I'm excited to find out.
November 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
If I get kidnapped, I have no idea who will travel to the ends of the earth to rescue me, but I'm excited to find out.
In a dimly-lit night club, a two-piece jazz act composed of two identical large men in plum-colored suits known only as the Circumference Brothers takes the stage to a smattering of light applause.
November 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
In a dimly-lit night club, a two-piece jazz act composed of two identical large men in plum-colored suits known only as the Circumference Brothers takes the stage to a smattering of light applause.
I caution you not to test my psychic abilities; I have the power to conjure a difficult decision where once there was a straightforward choice.
November 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I caution you not to test my psychic abilities; I have the power to conjure a difficult decision where once there was a straightforward choice.
Text me when you conquer the grave.
November 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Text me when you conquer the grave.
priest x sinner x demon x angel x devil x father x son x holy ghost fanfic
November 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
priest x sinner x demon x angel x devil x father x son x holy ghost fanfic