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A Very Hipster Viking Amy Christmas
@lasrina.bsky.social
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She/her. Looks like she’d know where the Parmesan cheese is.
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Just watched Boydog deliberately scoot the entire dog bed closer to @ksonney.redwombat.social.ap.brid.gy before lying down.
A little corgi in a pink fluffy dog bed next to a man’s feet.
December 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Good morning, it’s time for snuggles
A black dog lying on a green blanket, wearing a little smile.
December 7, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Asked if he wanted a treat and he was like
A corgi wearing an expression that suggests that yes, he could eat.
December 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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I call this one “tummy on feet” (would be tummy on legs except, well).
A corgi, looking up and back at the camera hopefully, as if he might get a second dinner.
December 3, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Photo taken seconds before the crime
A dog who is entirely hidden behind a purple pillow except for his little snoot sticking up over the top edge.
December 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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There's so much more to the goat than just the burning.
"The next year there was a Goat war: the Southern Merchants understood the publicity value, and erected a huge goat; the Natural Science Club erected a smaller one in protest. The Southern Merchants had intended that their huge goat would reclaim the world record, but the measurement of the goat showed it fell short. Over the following seven years there were no further attempts on the world record, but there was some hostility between the Natural Science Club and the Southern Merchants, evidenced by the fact that the Natural Science Club put up a sign near their goat wishing a Merry Christmas to everyone, except the Southern Merchants."
December 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Just metal teeth apparently
Dr. Doom, under assault by squirrels, shouts, “Confound these wretched rodents!”
December 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Here come the grannies!
A corgi wrapped in a tan and white shawl.
December 1, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Turkey Dog sends greetings to her distant cousin!
A black dog with her chin resting on the back of a sofa.
December 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Dog owners will understand exactly how this happened.
View of the foot of a bed with a persons feet shoved way off to one side. Where the feet logically should be, there is a corgi curled up like a little sleepy croissant. On the other side of the bed is a vast expensive open space where a corgi could just as easily have chosen to sleep but didn’t.
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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I asked Girldog what we should do today and you know what, I think I’m gonna take her advice
A tricolor corgi curled up in a soft pink dog bed in a sunbeam.
November 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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A picture of a Barbie saying “why am I gasping? I already knew that.”
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Do I have a photo? I do.
An older gentleman with a beard stands next to a grill, which is on fire.
November 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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He’s just the most creature.
A corgi lying on his back on a bed, with his teeth bared and a shark-like expression.
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Pro tip, Mom: if you were thinking about moving your foot, don’t.
A tricolor corgi sitting on a human’s foot.
November 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Good morning, Turkey Dog would like (1) tummy pets, please.
A black dog lying on her side with one leg up to make her tummy more accessible for petting.
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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I see we have reached détente.
A corgi and a medium-sized black dog are both lying on a human’s bed, about a foot apart and facing opposite directions.
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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“Your dog’s pretty, she’s mostly Lab, right?”
“Actually she’s half golden retriever and half Anatolian shepherd.”
“Are you sure? I mean she really looks like a Lab.”
“Well, a golden retriever birth, and as for dad being a LGD… yeah, pretty sure.”
Another angle on the black dog glaring out the window with her hackles raised to an astonishing height.
November 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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“OK I like Mom asking me to gimme paw and then giving me a treat for it. I like that. Still don’t like the HVAC man though.”
The dog now has her paw on a person’s hand and is smiling up at her, but is still whale-eyed.
November 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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“I DO NOT LIKE THE HVAC MAN!”
A black dog with her front paws braced on the back of a sofa, still yelling.
November 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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“I do not like the HVAC man”
A black dog with her hackles raised, barking out a window.
November 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Turkey Dog remains skeptical of the idea that the HVAC man is Allowed To Be.
A black dog lying on a rug and wearing a skeptical expression.
November 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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A black dog with a stuffed fox toy draped across her head like a scarf.
November 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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…And these are my pets, a croissant and a tube of biscuit dough.
Two corgis, one curled in a half-circle, one with her body in a straight line and looking cylindrical.
November 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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A Far Side cartoon showing a man in a helmet, captioned: “Donning his new canine decoder, Professor Schwartzman becomes the first human being on earth to hear what barking dogs are actually saying.” Speech bubbles from the dogs indicate that they are all yelling “Hey! Hey! Hey!”
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM