Hipster Viking Amy
@lasrina.bsky.social
She/her. Looks like she’d know where the Parmesan cheese is.
Truly kids are just adults with less contextual experience. (FWIW by the time I was about six I knew to always just ask Dad, always.)
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Truly kids are just adults with less contextual experience. (FWIW by the time I was about six I knew to always just ask Dad, always.)
I think it depends who you ask.
November 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I think it depends who you ask.
The power of voodoo
November 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
The power of voodoo
I’m working on my mother for this but I know she’s just going to call me to arrange the Uber.
November 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I’m working on my mother for this but I know she’s just going to call me to arrange the Uber.
I know, like, easily a dozen people with similar stories and it makes me crazy.
November 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I know, like, easily a dozen people with similar stories and it makes me crazy.
Mine was similar. The girls had to watch a video about periods and the boys went to the gym for a half hour of basketball.
November 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Mine was similar. The girls had to watch a video about periods and the boys went to the gym for a half hour of basketball.
Yeah, I remember when we took away my grandpa’s car keys after his third or fourth stroke.
November 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Yeah, I remember when we took away my grandpa’s car keys after his third or fourth stroke.
Things that I never would have independently guessed but seem absolutely obvious once I see them written down…
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Things that I never would have independently guessed but seem absolutely obvious once I see them written down…
That should be absolutely instant losing your license.
November 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
That should be absolutely instant losing your license.
Sex ed at my school was “Don’t. Jesus will tell you when you’re ready and you can figure it out on your wedding night.” This may contribute to why I have strong opinions on this matter
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Sex ed at my school was “Don’t. Jesus will tell you when you’re ready and you can figure it out on your wedding night.” This may contribute to why I have strong opinions on this matter
“But boys aren’t mature enough to handle—“ And how are they gonna get more mature about it, Bob?
November 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
“But boys aren’t mature enough to handle—“ And how are they gonna get more mature about it, Bob?
I’m positive someone in Trump’s White House arranged to have Epstein “taken care of.”
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I’m positive someone in Trump’s White House arranged to have Epstein “taken care of.”
Absolutely, and his people set that kid up.
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Absolutely, and his people set that kid up.
Aged like a fine sugary wine.
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Aged like a fine sugary wine.
I’ve taught so many people about the underwear gnomes at this point.
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I’ve taught so many people about the underwear gnomes at this point.
Managers: Good vibes only!
Projects managers:
Projects managers:
a man in a suit and tie says i 'm learning nothing .
Alt: Stanley from The Office says “I’m learning nothing.”
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November 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Managers: Good vibes only!
Projects managers:
Projects managers: