Silly B Man
@lawnerd.bsky.social
He/him. Proudly Jewish. Marine veteran of 🇮🇶&🇦🇫. Corporate litigator. Dad.
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like 10,000 people have publicly asked for prison time on Vichy Twitter doing this
January 6, 2026 at 3:53 PM
like 10,000 people have publicly asked for prison time on Vichy Twitter doing this
January 6, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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Paraguay: I didn’t hear no bell.
Trying to think what would be the funniest third latin country to get nukes (after Brazil & Mexico)
January 6, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Paraguay: I didn’t hear no bell.
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These people are all fucking morons. Every shitass one of them.
Greenland envoy Gov. Jeff Landry: "Solidifying the Western Hemisphere is good for the United States and good for the states that are in the United States, like Louisiana. And Greenland is in the Western Hemisphere."
January 6, 2026 at 2:26 PM
These people are all fucking morons. Every shitass one of them.
On the last night of my vacation there was a black 20something Trump supporter in the hot tub at my hotel talking about how black people are more violent because of a culture that glorifies single parenthood and antisocial values, there’s nothing like the Cosby Show on TV anymore…
January 6, 2026 at 1:42 PM
On the last night of my vacation there was a black 20something Trump supporter in the hot tub at my hotel talking about how black people are more violent because of a culture that glorifies single parenthood and antisocial values, there’s nothing like the Cosby Show on TV anymore…
Putting this out into the ether now, following Venezuela
January 6, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Putting this out into the ether now, following Venezuela
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The gasp-laugh I made at this is something I couldn’t reproduce if I tried
January 6, 2026 at 4:16 AM
The gasp-laugh I made at this is something I couldn’t reproduce if I tried
If Senator Warnock becomes president America will have had two presidents whose middle name was “Gamliel” and two presidents whose middle name was “S.”
Janky ass country lol
Janky ass country lol
January 5, 2026 at 11:03 PM
If Senator Warnock becomes president America will have had two presidents whose middle name was “Gamliel” and two presidents whose middle name was “S.”
Janky ass country lol
Janky ass country lol
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claude code is fucking insane
i know literally NOTHING about Hegel. ZERO. and it just built me a complete system of German idealism
i know literally NOTHING about Hegel. ZERO. and it just built me a complete system of German idealism
January 5, 2026 at 6:49 PM
claude code is fucking insane
i know literally NOTHING about Hegel. ZERO. and it just built me a complete system of German idealism
i know literally NOTHING about Hegel. ZERO. and it just built me a complete system of German idealism
Honor Harrington readers represent
What's your favourite thing that's been made by an absolute cunt?
January 5, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Honor Harrington readers represent
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“Kermit T. Frog” and “Fozzie Bear” strongly implies that Miss Piggy has a first name.
January 4, 2026 at 10:03 PM
“Kermit T. Frog” and “Fozzie Bear” strongly implies that Miss Piggy has a first name.
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I knew we were completely fucked as a country when some busted out the “are you better off than you were 4 years ago?” shit in 2024 and people actually were like “yeah I preferred when we were stacking bodies in parking lots and nurses wore trash bags.”
January 5, 2026 at 3:56 AM
I knew we were completely fucked as a country when some busted out the “are you better off than you were 4 years ago?” shit in 2024 and people actually were like “yeah I preferred when we were stacking bodies in parking lots and nurses wore trash bags.”
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The Constitution does say that war powers belong to Congress. But there are important exceptions, like if the president really, really wants to go to war. Or it’s the weekend. Or it’s January. Or he thought he saw a spider. www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
President Trump Totally Meant to Ask Congress Before Attacking Venezuela
Oops!
www.theatlantic.com
January 4, 2026 at 11:21 PM
The Constitution does say that war powers belong to Congress. But there are important exceptions, like if the president really, really wants to go to war. Or it’s the weekend. Or it’s January. Or he thought he saw a spider. www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
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January 4, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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“The only thing the elite Washington press corps likes more than a bipartisan commission on debt reduction is a stack of flag-draped coffins.” web.archive.org/web/20200103...
January 4, 2026 at 7:07 PM
“The only thing the elite Washington press corps likes more than a bipartisan commission on debt reduction is a stack of flag-draped coffins.” web.archive.org/web/20200103...
![Screen shot from the show Andor. Someone says to Mon Mothma “They [meaning the Empire] don’t even bother to lie badly anymore.” Mon replies “I suppose that’s the final humiliation.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ny5w2k6brb2kdubxnevke6li/bafkreibrxbmhwrnkwo2ztnczubpnzpup3uf6dpyhs7mk2uxpeoeynhjo2q@jpeg)
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they’re trying to turn everyone into the joker reason.com/2025/12/31/d...
DHS says REAL ID, which DHS certifies, is too unreliable to confirm U.S. citizenship
It's the punch line to a bad joke that started 20 years ago when Congress passed the REAL ID Act.
reason.com
January 4, 2026 at 3:46 PM
they’re trying to turn everyone into the joker reason.com/2025/12/31/d...
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They like Trump and want to help him. The "this was illegal and awful" editorial they ran this morning means nothing if they coat the front page in stories normalizing this after
The most junior copy editor at the nation’s worst college paper could find a way to squeeze “which killed an estimated 40 people” somewhere into these top 6 grafs of the NYTimes story.
It was a conscious decision to bury it in the bottom half.
It was a conscious decision to bury it in the bottom half.
January 4, 2026 at 5:33 AM
They like Trump and want to help him. The "this was illegal and awful" editorial they ran this morning means nothing if they coat the front page in stories normalizing this after
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to put it lightly this is not how Ds sounded during 2003 and the invasion of Iraq
The Dem Reaction - Lawyers, Guns & Money
Where are the Democrats right now? Friend of the blog Jamie Mayerfeld has done the research: I saw someone write on Facebook: “Only a short matter of time before we see establishment liberals falling ...
www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com
January 3, 2026 at 9:40 PM
to put it lightly this is not how Ds sounded during 2003 and the invasion of Iraq
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Some people are responding to criticisms of this as if people were saying “impeachment is obviously the right strategy.” No. The point is that “impeachment isn’t the right strategy because the GOP may start to be responsible” is an unfathomably stupid and insulting lie.
Asked about the possibility of impeachment, Schumer says "we hope that we can have support from our Republican colleagues to put a brake on this long before it gets that far"
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Some people are responding to criticisms of this as if people were saying “impeachment is obviously the right strategy.” No. The point is that “impeachment isn’t the right strategy because the GOP may start to be responsible” is an unfathomably stupid and insulting lie.
I’m gonna be a basic bitch
There are many ways in which I am an unusual, maybe even an extraordinary person. But if you ask me what my favorite musical is, nah, I’m a basic bitch
There are many ways in which I am an unusual, maybe even an extraordinary person. But if you ask me what my favorite musical is, nah, I’m a basic bitch
January 3, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I’m gonna be a basic bitch
There are many ways in which I am an unusual, maybe even an extraordinary person. But if you ask me what my favorite musical is, nah, I’m a basic bitch
There are many ways in which I am an unusual, maybe even an extraordinary person. But if you ask me what my favorite musical is, nah, I’m a basic bitch
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You don't have to listen to these professional liars who are barely trying. 9 months ago they were saying they were powerless to return a man they illegally sent to an El Salvador gulag because it would violate that country's national sovereignty
Vance pushes back and says this was not illegal, arguing "Maduro has multiple indictments in the United States for narcoterrorism. You don't get to avoid justice for drug trafficking in the United States because you live in a palace in Caracas."
January 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM
You don't have to listen to these professional liars who are barely trying. 9 months ago they were saying they were powerless to return a man they illegally sent to an El Salvador gulag because it would violate that country's national sovereignty