Suddenly, a Goat!
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Aspiring volunteer border force member, Normal Island
Why do MPs get to make actionable threats against named individuals (via their jouro mouths) but I don't?
*pushes glasses up nose*
traditionally however it should be noted that according to Erskine May, the bricking is carried out from behind in order to maximise damage to the brain stem
traditionally however it should be noted that according to Erskine May, the bricking is carried out from behind in order to maximise damage to the brain stem
February 6, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Why do MPs get to make actionable threats against named individuals (via their jouro mouths) but I don't?
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February 6, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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Quite funny that Starmer's allies are waking up to this point now …
Cuts to Winter Fuel… not in the manifesto
Disability benefit cuts… not in there either
Cutting jury trials… also not there
Digital ID… no mention
Raising employers NI… nope
Freezing tax threholds… nah
Contracts with Palantir… no
Cuts to Winter Fuel… not in the manifesto
Disability benefit cuts… not in there either
Cutting jury trials… also not there
Digital ID… no mention
Raising employers NI… nope
Freezing tax threholds… nah
Contracts with Palantir… no
February 6, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Quite funny that Starmer's allies are waking up to this point now …
Cuts to Winter Fuel… not in the manifesto
Disability benefit cuts… not in there either
Cutting jury trials… also not there
Digital ID… no mention
Raising employers NI… nope
Freezing tax threholds… nah
Contracts with Palantir… no
Cuts to Winter Fuel… not in the manifesto
Disability benefit cuts… not in there either
Cutting jury trials… also not there
Digital ID… no mention
Raising employers NI… nope
Freezing tax threholds… nah
Contracts with Palantir… no
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Our bourgeois, not content with having wives and daughters of their proletarians at their disposal, not to speak of common prostitutes, take the greatest pleasure in seducing each other’s wives.
Bourgeois marriage is, in reality, a system of wives in common
Bourgeois marriage is, in reality, a system of wives in common
February 6, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Our bourgeois, not content with having wives and daughters of their proletarians at their disposal, not to speak of common prostitutes, take the greatest pleasure in seducing each other’s wives.
Bourgeois marriage is, in reality, a system of wives in common
Bourgeois marriage is, in reality, a system of wives in common
I'd say 'imagine being a pick me for paedophilia' but there are journalists queuing around the block
February 6, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I'd say 'imagine being a pick me for paedophilia' but there are journalists queuing around the block
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"far-right YouTuber Jean-François Gariépy, whose own wife disappeared under mysterious circumstances in 2023 and was never found, wondered openly whether Schaffer was smart enough to murder his spouse without being discovered."
February 6, 2026 at 3:14 PM
"far-right YouTuber Jean-François Gariépy, whose own wife disappeared under mysterious circumstances in 2023 and was never found, wondered openly whether Schaffer was smart enough to murder his spouse without being discovered."
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Feel like I'm going mad.
February 6, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Feel like I'm going mad.
Journalism is a weapon, a disease, that must be burned out of the body politic
Whatever you might think of Boris Johnson, nobody can deny that he’s determined to Get Brexit Done
February 6, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Journalism is a weapon, a disease, that must be burned out of the body politic
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This reminds me of when Boris Johnson forgot the password for his phone and an inquiry pressed no further, so a little tip for the labour party there.
The trouble is that all these stories become news stories when it is too late - “in the future everyone will have been against this” - never warning to stop the damage , always reported after the destruction - the little boy only cries wolf when the blood of the flock flows down the hill
February 6, 2026 at 1:21 PM
This reminds me of when Boris Johnson forgot the password for his phone and an inquiry pressed no further, so a little tip for the labour party there.
(Class) War never changes
The workers are surrounded on all sides by such a sea of lies in the bourgeois newspapers that they must fight for the truth at all costs, they must learn to recognise falsehoods and reject them.
February 6, 2026 at 1:18 PM
(Class) War never changes
For our collective sanity can we get a list of bad things that happened in the 2000's that Epstein was not involved in?
In 2008, Martine Vik Magnusson was raped and killed and her body dumped in a Gt Portland Street basement. Billionaire's son Farouk Abdulhak, who did it, fled back to Yemen the next morning. Here's Jeffrey Epstein seeking legal advice (from an ex-DPP) on how he could be sheltered from justice.
February 6, 2026 at 1:16 PM
For our collective sanity can we get a list of bad things that happened in the 2000's that Epstein was not involved in?
'Beloved millennial property -> low effort 5e hack' kicksrarter scam continuies to claim victims
February 6, 2026 at 12:35 PM
'Beloved millennial property -> low effort 5e hack' kicksrarter scam continuies to claim victims
Excited to find out what her opinions on the age of concent are
Britain’s favourite head teacher here, a fixture on morning TV sofas and a regular for profiles, scare stories and opinion columns. She’s talking to who, now
February 6, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Excited to find out what her opinions on the age of concent are
"Why I am not in any way responsible for my past words and deeds"
✍️ Every journo ever for The Times
✍️ Every journo ever for The Times
February 6, 2026 at 12:28 PM
"Why I am not in any way responsible for my past words and deeds"
✍️ Every journo ever for The Times
✍️ Every journo ever for The Times
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it's so starkly obvious as soon as you see the chart showing how many articles about trans people are published in a 30 day period since 2012.
February 6, 2026 at 11:39 AM
it's so starkly obvious as soon as you see the chart showing how many articles about trans people are published in a 30 day period since 2012.
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”The current budget for the authority's long-running project is £27 million, more than ten times the £2.6 million originally budgeted when it started nearly seven years ago.”
(Blair‘s tech buddies are still raking it in whilst our public assets are sold off to pay for it)
(Blair‘s tech buddies are still raking it in whilst our public assets are sold off to pay for it)
February 6, 2026 at 10:31 AM
”The current budget for the authority's long-running project is £27 million, more than ten times the £2.6 million originally budgeted when it started nearly seven years ago.”
(Blair‘s tech buddies are still raking it in whilst our public assets are sold off to pay for it)
(Blair‘s tech buddies are still raking it in whilst our public assets are sold off to pay for it)
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Forcing asylum seekers into a state of total dependency, then blaming asylum seekers for being dependent is classic UK policy doomloop.
Do they understand how mad they sound? As if anyone has ever decided to cross the Channel in a small boat because, if they make it, they might get to take a free taxi to a doctor's appointment?
"Pull factors" on steroids.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
"Pull factors" on steroids.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
February 5, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Forcing asylum seekers into a state of total dependency, then blaming asylum seekers for being dependent is classic UK policy doomloop.
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Anti-trans bigots lie, all the time, about everything.
February 5, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Anti-trans bigots lie, all the time, about everything.
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The War against Trans People: Common Sense
The War against Pedophilia: Moral Panic
The War against Pedophilia: Moral Panic
February 5, 2026 at 6:49 PM
The War against Trans People: Common Sense
The War against Pedophilia: Moral Panic
The War against Pedophilia: Moral Panic
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Remember when Reddit announced its most "reddit addicted city" in the world to be Eglin Air Force Base and then immediately deleted it 🫡🫡🫡
February 1, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Remember when Reddit announced its most "reddit addicted city" in the world to be Eglin Air Force Base and then immediately deleted it 🫡🫡🫡
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Reviews from China are in on the National Prayer Breakfast:
February 5, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Reviews from China are in on the National Prayer Breakfast:
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Eruption of Shiveluch volcano in Kamchatka.
Image taken today by Sentinel-2.
Image taken today by Sentinel-2.
February 5, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Eruption of Shiveluch volcano in Kamchatka.
Image taken today by Sentinel-2.
Image taken today by Sentinel-2.
If only we could move to a world without the class of public imbeciles, what a place that might be
February 5, 2026 at 2:42 PM
If only we could move to a world without the class of public imbeciles, what a place that might be
Think of what we would lose if we never had to hear from everyone who inboxed Epstein ever again.
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very weird “I am Spartacus” thing happening right now with the worst people on earth
February 5, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Think of what we would lose if we never had to hear from everyone who inboxed Epstein ever again.
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I'm still thinking
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I'm still thinking