Suddenly, a Goat!
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Aspiring volunteer border force member, Normal Island
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
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November 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
US fully back in the HUAC days
“The prohibited activities would include joint research, co-authorship on papers, and advising a foreign graduate student or postdoctoral fellow. The language is retroactive, meaning any interactions during the previous 5 years could make a scientist ineligible for future federal funding.”
U.S. Congress considers sweeping ban on Chinese collaborations
Researchers speak out against proposal that would bar funding for U.S. scientists working with Chinese partners or training Chinese students
www.science.org
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
US fully back in the HUAC days
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Every landlord on social media: “I rent me property to a single movva I do! I ask them for an apple a month and I pay for all their hot dinners!”
The same landlords, on their landlord forums: “how do I kick out this leech single mother so I can renovate into an airBnB before Christmas”
The same landlords, on their landlord forums: “how do I kick out this leech single mother so I can renovate into an airBnB before Christmas”
November 14, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Every landlord on social media: “I rent me property to a single movva I do! I ask them for an apple a month and I pay for all their hot dinners!”
The same landlords, on their landlord forums: “how do I kick out this leech single mother so I can renovate into an airBnB before Christmas”
The same landlords, on their landlord forums: “how do I kick out this leech single mother so I can renovate into an airBnB before Christmas”
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Every landlord online: “I rent me property at less than market rates I do! And I makes sure the gutters are cleaned! I do it by ‘and!”
Every landlord I’ve met: “so I can remortgage house 1 to pay for house 4, then use the passive income from houses 2&3 to pay for our 6 vaycays. I am working class”
Every landlord I’ve met: “so I can remortgage house 1 to pay for house 4, then use the passive income from houses 2&3 to pay for our 6 vaycays. I am working class”
November 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Every landlord online: “I rent me property at less than market rates I do! And I makes sure the gutters are cleaned! I do it by ‘and!”
Every landlord I’ve met: “so I can remortgage house 1 to pay for house 4, then use the passive income from houses 2&3 to pay for our 6 vaycays. I am working class”
Every landlord I’ve met: “so I can remortgage house 1 to pay for house 4, then use the passive income from houses 2&3 to pay for our 6 vaycays. I am working class”
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During the height of the pandemic, Tyson used Palantir to predict Covid-19 infections among meatpacking workers down to a nearly exactly figure. But rather than using this data to increase worker protections, Tyson used it plan for labor shortages + plant closures
My latest for @sentientmedia.org
My latest for @sentientmedia.org
November 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
During the height of the pandemic, Tyson used Palantir to predict Covid-19 infections among meatpacking workers down to a nearly exactly figure. But rather than using this data to increase worker protections, Tyson used it plan for labor shortages + plant closures
My latest for @sentientmedia.org
My latest for @sentientmedia.org
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
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journalism when the govt wants to scan your retinas: “children, some as young as 25, are using encryption (classified as a munition by US export agencies) to evade common sense safety monitoring”
journalism when the govt is raping children: “the minor woman interacted with the esteemed senator”
journalism when the govt is raping children: “the minor woman interacted with the esteemed senator”
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
journalism when the govt wants to scan your retinas: “children, some as young as 25, are using encryption (classified as a munition by US export agencies) to evade common sense safety monitoring”
journalism when the govt is raping children: “the minor woman interacted with the esteemed senator”
journalism when the govt is raping children: “the minor woman interacted with the esteemed senator”
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it’s now “woke moralism” to say pedophiles should be punished
I love writing one single article over and over again every month
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
it’s now “woke moralism” to say pedophiles should be punished
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jeeeeeesus christ, Epstein was setting policy for the 1st Trump Admin, and "[Epstein's] nerds" are these foreign agents he's describing?
November 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
jeeeeeesus christ, Epstein was setting policy for the 1st Trump Admin, and "[Epstein's] nerds" are these foreign agents he's describing?
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Thatcher's government did this with Section 28, banned the "promotion of homosexuality" as a danger to children, while actively protecting Jimmy Savile and who knows how many other pedophiles. It's the same damn playbook.
I cannot begin to properly articulate how upsetting it is to have had people baselessly accuse trans people of being groomers and pedophiles only for it to come out that they were deliberately doing this as part of a project to provide cover to actual groomers and pedophiles in positions of power
November 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Thatcher's government did this with Section 28, banned the "promotion of homosexuality" as a danger to children, while actively protecting Jimmy Savile and who knows how many other pedophiles. It's the same damn playbook.
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As pointed out at the other place: it’s a wonder that with his busy schedule of deliberately wrecking his own party to media outlets choking to repeat every word at this point, Mandelson managed to find the time to meet Jeffrey Epstein again. But he seems to have managed it.
November 14, 2025 at 8:05 AM
As pointed out at the other place: it’s a wonder that with his busy schedule of deliberately wrecking his own party to media outlets choking to repeat every word at this point, Mandelson managed to find the time to meet Jeffrey Epstein again. But he seems to have managed it.
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By the way, looking at fluctuations in the bond market, especially ones of 0.1%, and trying to carefully tailor precise government policy packages in response is probably the absolute stupidest thing to believe your job ought to be as chancellor of the fucking Exchequer.
November 14, 2025 at 8:15 AM
By the way, looking at fluctuations in the bond market, especially ones of 0.1%, and trying to carefully tailor precise government policy packages in response is probably the absolute stupidest thing to believe your job ought to be as chancellor of the fucking Exchequer.
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Jupiter - PJ25-24 - From Kevin M. Gill (kevinmgill.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/2ivoNa3
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Jupiter - PJ25-24 - From Kevin M. Gill (kevinmgill.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/2ivoNa3
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All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days
August 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days
'Local child prostitutes herself to elite male for healthcare' is the American economic-political system working as intended, and what New Labour will achieve once it has finished burning down what their fathers built
November 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
'Local child prostitutes herself to elite male for healthcare' is the American economic-political system working as intended, and what New Labour will achieve once it has finished burning down what their fathers built
Journalists jacking it to snuff videos again
Newsmax's Greg Kelly on US strikes on alleged drug boats: “It's totally legal. It's pure, it's good. And it has nothing to do with transgender.”
November 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Journalists jacking it to snuff videos again
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If we aren't careful we're all going to be boiled to death by a nonce cult that can barely read, this isn't just distressing it's also embarrassing
November 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
If we aren't careful we're all going to be boiled to death by a nonce cult that can barely read, this isn't just distressing it's also embarrassing
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COMMENTARIAT: Streeting is statemanlike, a man of the people. He has really impressed me today.
STREETING: If anything, nurses get paid too much! They're like a Mexican cartel!
STREETING: If anything, nurses get paid too much! They're like a Mexican cartel!
November 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
COMMENTARIAT: Streeting is statemanlike, a man of the people. He has really impressed me today.
STREETING: If anything, nurses get paid too much! They're like a Mexican cartel!
STREETING: If anything, nurses get paid too much! They're like a Mexican cartel!
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We do this constantly in Britain, usually by saying: “My new book is coming in April! ‘Travesty of Horseshit: How everyone was lying about the catastrophic events, and we all knew but repeated their drivel and kept quiet for five years about the bad stuff’, at all good bookshops RRP £14.99”.
every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
November 13, 2025 at 12:00 PM
We do this constantly in Britain, usually by saying: “My new book is coming in April! ‘Travesty of Horseshit: How everyone was lying about the catastrophic events, and we all knew but repeated their drivel and kept quiet for five years about the bad stuff’, at all good bookshops RRP £14.99”.
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“Tenacious” - Newspaper editor who printed all the most insulting lies on the front page of her paper
“Unmissable” - TV politics journo who said the stuff directly quoted from the culprits in the book was an insane conspiracy theory
“The most accurate account” - MP who is in the book, doing crimes
“Unmissable” - TV politics journo who said the stuff directly quoted from the culprits in the book was an insane conspiracy theory
“The most accurate account” - MP who is in the book, doing crimes
November 13, 2025 at 12:04 PM
“Tenacious” - Newspaper editor who printed all the most insulting lies on the front page of her paper
“Unmissable” - TV politics journo who said the stuff directly quoted from the culprits in the book was an insane conspiracy theory
“The most accurate account” - MP who is in the book, doing crimes
“Unmissable” - TV politics journo who said the stuff directly quoted from the culprits in the book was an insane conspiracy theory
“The most accurate account” - MP who is in the book, doing crimes
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So funny how pizzagate all hinged on the idea that elite paedophiles would never explicitly talk about their crimes via email and would probably develop some kind of elaborate code
November 13, 2025 at 7:14 AM
So funny how pizzagate all hinged on the idea that elite paedophiles would never explicitly talk about their crimes via email and would probably develop some kind of elaborate code
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What has the last ten years been if not an army of Cookie Monsters all screaming filthy abuse at you, insisting that only communist extremist lunatics would imagine anyone would *ever* want to eat your cookies, while spitting cookie chunks out of their big yapping mouths, huge googly eyes spinning.
November 13, 2025 at 11:28 AM
What has the last ten years been if not an army of Cookie Monsters all screaming filthy abuse at you, insisting that only communist extremist lunatics would imagine anyone would *ever* want to eat your cookies, while spitting cookie chunks out of their big yapping mouths, huge googly eyes spinning.
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The fact that this person remains Health Secretary is objectively one of the most significant British political scandals of the post-Covid era. But because he's doing something the media barons like, everyone has decided it's fine.
Health Secretary Wes Streeting says that the British Medical Association, which represents Britain's doctors, is a threat to the NHS. Streeting took a record £225k from private healthcare-related donors in just two years.
British Medical Association ‘threat to future of NHS’, says Streeting ahead of doctors’ strike
Health secretary accuses doctors’ union of ‘cartel-like behaviour’ and tells it to ‘get real’ over pay demands
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:46 AM
The fact that this person remains Health Secretary is objectively one of the most significant British political scandals of the post-Covid era. But because he's doing something the media barons like, everyone has decided it's fine.
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Again, the thing that truly drove them insane with rage was the sight of Harvey Weinstein being dragged to prison in disgrace, unprotected by his wealth. A lot of rich, powerful guys clearly understood it as an act of extreme aggression and a direct threat.
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Again, the thing that truly drove them insane with rage was the sight of Harvey Weinstein being dragged to prison in disgrace, unprotected by his wealth. A lot of rich, powerful guys clearly understood it as an act of extreme aggression and a direct threat.