Lostcatdog
@lostcatdog.bsky.social
Former gifted child, current average child
I’M COMING OVER BUT IT NEVER WAS ENOUGH
I THOUGHT IT THROUGH AND MY WORST BRINGS OUT THE BEST IN YOUUUUU
I THOUGHT IT THROUGH AND MY WORST BRINGS OUT THE BEST IN YOUUUUU
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I’M COMING OVER BUT IT NEVER WAS ENOUGH
I THOUGHT IT THROUGH AND MY WORST BRINGS OUT THE BEST IN YOUUUUU
I THOUGHT IT THROUGH AND MY WORST BRINGS OUT THE BEST IN YOUUUUU
Daddy’s special juice
November 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Daddy’s special juice
I’m gonna say this is not “great” PR for the school
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I’m gonna say this is not “great” PR for the school
What I thought when I read “the mayor-elect is opening a portal”
November 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
What I thought when I read “the mayor-elect is opening a portal”
When it’s Sunday and I have to work tomorrow
September 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
When it’s Sunday and I have to work tomorrow
Show me a picture from your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.
September 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Show me a picture from your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.
They don’t make them like this anymore, RIP
September 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
They don’t make them like this anymore, RIP
That feeling when you find your dharma
August 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
That feeling when you find your dharma
Found this absolute unit of a moth this morning, maybe 3-4 inches across. From a distance thought it was a leaf stuck to the screen door.
August 16, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Found this absolute unit of a moth this morning, maybe 3-4 inches across. From a distance thought it was a leaf stuck to the screen door.
You might think “standing normally, like a normal human man” would be a pretty low bar for a politician. And yet!
August 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
You might think “standing normally, like a normal human man” would be a pretty low bar for a politician. And yet!
Killing it in exactly one area of my life
August 13, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Killing it in exactly one area of my life
Meet me in Dildo Cove
August 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Meet me in Dildo Cove
This is where I post from
July 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
This is where I post from
I’m from before the internet
July 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I’m from before the internet
I don’t know what kind of AI-fueled clickbait mill pushed this to my Google homepage but wow
June 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I don’t know what kind of AI-fueled clickbait mill pushed this to my Google homepage but wow
Post your ratatouille Friday
*chickpeas added for protein
*chickpeas added for protein
June 13, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Post your ratatouille Friday
*chickpeas added for protein
*chickpeas added for protein
We need a Joe Rogan of the Left
June 4, 2025 at 1:06 PM
We need a Joe Rogan of the Left
In a break with his humble reputation, his funeral will feature a solid gold casket catapulted into a volcano
May 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
In a break with his humble reputation, his funeral will feature a solid gold casket catapulted into a volcano
This is the best look for the Met Gala
May 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
This is the best look for the Met Gala
The average American has three friends
May 2, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The average American has three friends
I wish they wrote headlines like this today
April 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I wish they wrote headlines like this today
It’s too early in the day to be this horny, Scientific American
April 2, 2025 at 10:55 AM
It’s too early in the day to be this horny, Scientific American
You might not want to hear it but this is what the peak male physique looks like
February 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
You might not want to hear it but this is what the peak male physique looks like