Addled Pixie
@addledpixie.bsky.social
Birds, books, art, movies, podcasts, pit bulls, horror, Swiftie. Independent. “I salute you if you’re much too much to handle” she/her
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Addled Pixie
@addledpixie.bsky.social
· Sep 28
I once found a deflated "Get Well Soon" balloon in a graveyard and there's never been anything more representative of the human condition.
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Poor Donald. He's so stupid and confused.
He thinks Barack Obama (who was no longer in power) controlled the 2020 election.
And he thinks Joe Biden (who wasn't yet in power) authorized FBI agents to be sent to the Capitol on Jan 6, 2021, when DOJ reported to Trump.
He thinks Barack Obama (who was no longer in power) controlled the 2020 election.
And he thinks Joe Biden (who wasn't yet in power) authorized FBI agents to be sent to the Capitol on Jan 6, 2021, when DOJ reported to Trump.
December 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Poor Donald. He's so stupid and confused.
He thinks Barack Obama (who was no longer in power) controlled the 2020 election.
And he thinks Joe Biden (who wasn't yet in power) authorized FBI agents to be sent to the Capitol on Jan 6, 2021, when DOJ reported to Trump.
He thinks Barack Obama (who was no longer in power) controlled the 2020 election.
And he thinks Joe Biden (who wasn't yet in power) authorized FBI agents to be sent to the Capitol on Jan 6, 2021, when DOJ reported to Trump.
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The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
December 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
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I like to imagine that there is a rivalry between two top ham-sniffers: one, a meticulous keeper of precise traditions, the other a brash bad-boy with a colossal nose.
July 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I like to imagine that there is a rivalry between two top ham-sniffers: one, a meticulous keeper of precise traditions, the other a brash bad-boy with a colossal nose.
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AI Bro from yesterday blocked me. I get that he was upset that people mocked his profession and said it was bad and useless.
There’s no way that would ever happen to me, someone with a theater degree
There’s no way that would ever happen to me, someone with a theater degree
December 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
AI Bro from yesterday blocked me. I get that he was upset that people mocked his profession and said it was bad and useless.
There’s no way that would ever happen to me, someone with a theater degree
There’s no way that would ever happen to me, someone with a theater degree
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Delete your Twitter. Now.
Delete your Twitter. Now.
December 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Delete your Twitter. Now.
Delete your Twitter. Now.
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I always knew it wasn’t butter
December 25, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I always knew it wasn’t butter
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Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans
December 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans
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Merry Christmas! I had the best one I’ve had in years. Hope you did too 💚❤️
December 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Merry Christmas! I had the best one I’ve had in years. Hope you did too 💚❤️
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He can slap his tacky name on everything but he cannot have our respect.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/24/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/24/u...
Kennedy Center’s Christmas Eve Jazz Show Canceled After Trump Name Added to Building
www.nytimes.com
December 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
He can slap his tacky name on everything but he cannot have our respect.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/24/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/24/u...
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Who up figging they pudding
December 25, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Who up figging they pudding
Praying to the 8 pound, 6 ounce baby Krampus that everyone in the vile administration finds a pube in their mashed potatoes tomorrow.
December 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Praying to the 8 pound, 6 ounce baby Krampus that everyone in the vile administration finds a pube in their mashed potatoes tomorrow.
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In my day, a charcuterie board was a sleeve of saltines on a cable spool table
December 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
In my day, a charcuterie board was a sleeve of saltines on a cable spool table
Holiday spirit? You mean rage?
December 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Holiday spirit? You mean rage?
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I've now watched the censored 60 Minutes report on CECOT. If you watched it too—and if you have any decency at all—I'm sure you came to the same conclusion I did: winning elections won't be enough; people like Stephen Miller and Kristi Noem will need to be charged and imprisoned.
December 24, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I've now watched the censored 60 Minutes report on CECOT. If you watched it too—and if you have any decency at all—I'm sure you came to the same conclusion I did: winning elections won't be enough; people like Stephen Miller and Kristi Noem will need to be charged and imprisoned.
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[during sex] where’s the laugh track coming from?
December 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
[during sex] where’s the laugh track coming from?
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the average person eats 8 southwestern egg rolls in their sleep per day
December 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
the average person eats 8 southwestern egg rolls in their sleep per day
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Never trust a fast-talking guy with a full head of hair who’s trying to give you an air hockey table for free
December 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Never trust a fast-talking guy with a full head of hair who’s trying to give you an air hockey table for free
We know they stopped caring when they realized he’s in them, but typing out a sentence for all the world to see that essentially translates to “I don’t care about children being r*ped” is truly abhorrent; deplorable, even.
December 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
We know they stopped caring when they realized he’s in them, but typing out a sentence for all the world to see that essentially translates to “I don’t care about children being r*ped” is truly abhorrent; deplorable, even.
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That’s not how GDP works. But it is how propaganda works.
December 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
That’s not how GDP works. But it is how propaganda works.
Nobody:
Me [high af]: Ok, but what if one day we discover this is a simulation, but the only reason we make the discovery is because the engineers programmed it that way?
Me [high af]: Ok, but what if one day we discover this is a simulation, but the only reason we make the discovery is because the engineers programmed it that way?
December 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Nobody:
Me [high af]: Ok, but what if one day we discover this is a simulation, but the only reason we make the discovery is because the engineers programmed it that way?
Me [high af]: Ok, but what if one day we discover this is a simulation, but the only reason we make the discovery is because the engineers programmed it that way?
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🚨🚨 SCOOP @ms.now : The Department of Veteran Affairs has quietly implemented its abortion ban following a DOJ memo issued last week.
This will affect 9 million veterans and their dependents, and has been a long time coming: It was outlined in Project 2025.
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This will affect 9 million veterans and their dependents, and has been a long time coming: It was outlined in Project 2025.
Read/share 👇
Department of Veterans Affairs quietly implements abortion ban
A VA spokesperson confirmed to MS NOW that the ban was in place following a Department of Justice memo issued last week.
www.ms.now
December 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
🚨🚨 SCOOP @ms.now : The Department of Veteran Affairs has quietly implemented its abortion ban following a DOJ memo issued last week.
This will affect 9 million veterans and their dependents, and has been a long time coming: It was outlined in Project 2025.
Read/share 👇
This will affect 9 million veterans and their dependents, and has been a long time coming: It was outlined in Project 2025.
Read/share 👇
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This means the VA won't cover abortions EVEN in the case of rape, incest, or serious threat to the health of the patient.
The DOJ memo was authored by Josh Craddock, one of the chief legal advocates for fetal personhood, i.e. imposing a nationwide abortion ban through the courts.
The DOJ memo was authored by Josh Craddock, one of the chief legal advocates for fetal personhood, i.e. imposing a nationwide abortion ban through the courts.
🚨🚨 SCOOP @ms.now : The Department of Veteran Affairs has quietly implemented its abortion ban following a DOJ memo issued last week.
This will affect 9 million veterans and their dependents, and has been a long time coming: It was outlined in Project 2025.
Read/share 👇
This will affect 9 million veterans and their dependents, and has been a long time coming: It was outlined in Project 2025.
Read/share 👇
Department of Veterans Affairs quietly implements abortion ban
A VA spokesperson confirmed to MS NOW that the ban was in place following a Department of Justice memo issued last week.
www.ms.now
December 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
This means the VA won't cover abortions EVEN in the case of rape, incest, or serious threat to the health of the patient.
The DOJ memo was authored by Josh Craddock, one of the chief legal advocates for fetal personhood, i.e. imposing a nationwide abortion ban through the courts.
The DOJ memo was authored by Josh Craddock, one of the chief legal advocates for fetal personhood, i.e. imposing a nationwide abortion ban through the courts.
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Kash lied to congress.
December 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Kash lied to congress.