Kelly🆘🇺🇸
@kimtopher22.bsky.social
Unremarkably loquacious non-human biologic
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I'll pass on the year in review.
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Probably Venezuela gets free healthcare before we do
January 6, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Probably Venezuela gets free healthcare before we do
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Every day I learn that I know so much less than what I would like to and more than I care for.
January 6, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Every day I learn that I know so much less than what I would like to and more than I care for.
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All these pop princesses and their boyfriends seem confused at why people don't believe they're bi.
January 6, 2026 at 12:26 AM
All these pop princesses and their boyfriends seem confused at why people don't believe they're bi.
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Intimacy? You mean yoked up together and hauling a wicked load of firewood across the snow? Hellyeah
January 6, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Intimacy? You mean yoked up together and hauling a wicked load of firewood across the snow? Hellyeah
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The Girl with the Oreo Tattoo
January 6, 2026 at 12:36 AM
The Girl with the Oreo Tattoo
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A dating app commercial during Detroiters is such a massive fail. A best friendship app would make bank, though, I bet.
January 6, 2026 at 12:40 AM
A dating app commercial during Detroiters is such a massive fail. A best friendship app would make bank, though, I bet.
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every day i continue to live i become more convinced that i am currently dying of something 20 years ago and am hallucinating a future that doesn't make any fucking sense. I'm just waiting for greased lightning to drive me off into the sky.
January 3, 2026 at 7:10 PM
every day i continue to live i become more convinced that i am currently dying of something 20 years ago and am hallucinating a future that doesn't make any fucking sense. I'm just waiting for greased lightning to drive me off into the sky.
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If we all died today we leave our children nothing but shame and disgust.
January 3, 2026 at 7:15 PM
If we all died today we leave our children nothing but shame and disgust.
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Resistance grows every day here - so much so that all the good code names are already gone. I wanted "Nighthawk", but nope. So this is LatinaSk8r4Evah69, and I'm out
January 3, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Resistance grows every day here - so much so that all the good code names are already gone. I wanted "Nighthawk", but nope. So this is LatinaSk8r4Evah69, and I'm out
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Still on twitter. These people never learn.
January 3, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Still on twitter. These people never learn.
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i'm gonna go out and find people screaming and go join them until we're all screaming. i don't even care what it's about, at this point.
January 3, 2026 at 7:23 PM
i'm gonna go out and find people screaming and go join them until we're all screaming. i don't even care what it's about, at this point.
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Stephen Miller: Kissinger, but stupid.
January 3, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Stephen Miller: Kissinger, but stupid.
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When is winter taking its vacation days?
January 3, 2026 at 1:59 AM
When is winter taking its vacation days?
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It’s January 2 and I’m back on my bullshit as the prophecy foretold.
January 2, 2026 at 7:12 PM
It’s January 2 and I’m back on my bullshit as the prophecy foretold.
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I saved a bunch of money by not paying for Twitter.
January 2, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I saved a bunch of money by not paying for Twitter.
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I’m having a gay old time!
a cartoon character named flintstone is holding a large object
ALT: a cartoon character named flintstone is holding a large object
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January 2, 2026 at 5:27 AM
I’m having a gay old time!
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Hey, cut the guy some slack…
He’s just a looooong blinker.
“Sometimes they’ll take a picture of me blinking, blinking, and they’ll catch me with the blink," Trump said.
He’s just a looooong blinker.
“Sometimes they’ll take a picture of me blinking, blinking, and they’ll catch me with the blink," Trump said.
donald trump is wearing a blue suit and purple tie and making a funny face .
ALT: donald trump is wearing a blue suit and purple tie and making a funny face .
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January 2, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Hey, cut the guy some slack…
He’s just a looooong blinker.
“Sometimes they’ll take a picture of me blinking, blinking, and they’ll catch me with the blink," Trump said.
He’s just a looooong blinker.
“Sometimes they’ll take a picture of me blinking, blinking, and they’ll catch me with the blink," Trump said.
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In 2026 I’m planning to continue not knowing what a Labubu is
January 2, 2026 at 3:27 AM
In 2026 I’m planning to continue not knowing what a Labubu is
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his face has seen true horrors
January 2, 2026 at 3:30 AM
his face has seen true horrors
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TRICKERATION
January 2, 2026 at 3:36 AM
TRICKERATION
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[bragging] I've never gotten the This User Posts A Lot label because I delete so many of my posts within minutes of sending them
January 2, 2026 at 3:37 AM
[bragging] I've never gotten the This User Posts A Lot label because I delete so many of my posts within minutes of sending them
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Stockton is going to fly apart like a LEGO man at some point if this keeps up.
January 2, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Stockton is going to fly apart like a LEGO man at some point if this keeps up.