Kelly🆘🇺🇸
@kimtopher22.bsky.social
Unremarkably loquacious non-human biologic
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Kelly🆘🇺🇸
@kimtopher22.bsky.social
· Dec 15
I'll pass on the year in review.
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curling but with a hot iron is that a thing that should be a thing
February 16, 2026 at 6:05 PM
curling but with a hot iron is that a thing that should be a thing
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The leader of every country should have to participate in the Olympics and the people should get to decide what event they do
February 16, 2026 at 6:13 PM
The leader of every country should have to participate in the Olympics and the people should get to decide what event they do
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Grover Cleveland (1837–1908), the 22nd and 24th U.S. president, was the only leader to serve non‑consecutive terms. A reform‑minded Democrat, he rose from Buffalo mayor to New York governor and won national prominence for his integrity and opposition to political corruption.
February 16, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Grover Cleveland (1837–1908), the 22nd and 24th U.S. president, was the only leader to serve non‑consecutive terms. A reform‑minded Democrat, he rose from Buffalo mayor to New York governor and won national prominence for his integrity and opposition to political corruption.
Antiques Roadshow and the stolen antiquities of other cultures.
February 16, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Antiques Roadshow and the stolen antiquities of other cultures.
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not to be racist or anything, but all pedophiles should be shot directly into the sun
February 16, 2026 at 4:54 AM
not to be racist or anything, but all pedophiles should be shot directly into the sun
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these two young white guys on IG go to an NYC restaurant each week to try food from a different country. they posted a video bringing together the owners of their first 12 stops & it made me cry bc it was simple & beautiful. just people from all over the world hanging & being pals. how it should be.
February 16, 2026 at 4:55 AM
these two young white guys on IG go to an NYC restaurant each week to try food from a different country. they posted a video bringing together the owners of their first 12 stops & it made me cry bc it was simple & beautiful. just people from all over the world hanging & being pals. how it should be.
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Sometimes I get a little upset when I live in a collapsing dystopia for many years
February 16, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Sometimes I get a little upset when I live in a collapsing dystopia for many years
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Ghislaine Maxwell, a convicted child sex trafficker, gets gardening time, sports, therapy dogs, and spa products in prison.
Migrant children in custody are sleeping on concrete floors without enough food or clean water.
Our priorities are so fucked.
Migrant children in custody are sleeping on concrete floors without enough food or clean water.
Our priorities are so fucked.
February 16, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Ghislaine Maxwell, a convicted child sex trafficker, gets gardening time, sports, therapy dogs, and spa products in prison.
Migrant children in custody are sleeping on concrete floors without enough food or clean water.
Our priorities are so fucked.
Migrant children in custody are sleeping on concrete floors without enough food or clean water.
Our priorities are so fucked.
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my script for ernest saves democracy was rejected
not because it's unrealistic but because it's 4hr 36min long
not because it's unrealistic but because it's 4hr 36min long
February 16, 2026 at 7:07 AM
my script for ernest saves democracy was rejected
not because it's unrealistic but because it's 4hr 36min long
not because it's unrealistic but because it's 4hr 36min long
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starting a dating site where singles can meet others who also want to dismantle the system of police brutality and the targeted disappearing and killing of immigrants and their allies. it’s going to be called ICEbreakers
February 16, 2026 at 7:55 AM
starting a dating site where singles can meet others who also want to dismantle the system of police brutality and the targeted disappearing and killing of immigrants and their allies. it’s going to be called ICEbreakers
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Staying informed these days is a form of self harm.
February 16, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Staying informed these days is a form of self harm.
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This day in history. 1972. On the Mike Douglas Show John Lennon and Chuck Berry performed the song Memphis Tennessee while in the background Yoko Ono did impressions of screaming goats.
February 16, 2026 at 10:31 AM
This day in history. 1972. On the Mike Douglas Show John Lennon and Chuck Berry performed the song Memphis Tennessee while in the background Yoko Ono did impressions of screaming goats.
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My sanity belongs to a world I am no longer acquainted with.
February 15, 2026 at 5:03 PM
My sanity belongs to a world I am no longer acquainted with.
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who you are when you like and repost all my posts, that’s the real you
February 14, 2026 at 9:11 PM
who you are when you like and repost all my posts, that’s the real you
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I’m sorry kids, you can’t have those M&Ms, the guy who snorted coke off a toilet seat said so.
February 14, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I’m sorry kids, you can’t have those M&Ms, the guy who snorted coke off a toilet seat said so.
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fixed my computer all by myself. women in stem.
February 14, 2026 at 10:07 PM
fixed my computer all by myself. women in stem.
The stupidity is coming from wihin the United States.
February 14, 2026 at 11:09 PM
The stupidity is coming from wihin the United States.
Happy Valentine's Day, ugh.
February 14, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Happy Valentine's Day, ugh.
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Shoutout to my grandma, who gave my grandpa the exact same Valentine’s Day card every year for decades. He’d read it, or convincingly pretend to, like it was brand new. She’d smile, take it back, and put it in the drawer for next year. Recycling. Romance. Ruthless efficiency. RIP, lovers.
February 14, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Shoutout to my grandma, who gave my grandpa the exact same Valentine’s Day card every year for decades. He’d read it, or convincingly pretend to, like it was brand new. She’d smile, take it back, and put it in the drawer for next year. Recycling. Romance. Ruthless efficiency. RIP, lovers.
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HOLY SHIT Y’ALL!! I’ve finally made it here on BlueSky…I have a draft folder now! See kids, if you put your mind to it, you too can have an option you will forget to use!!
February 14, 2026 at 1:18 PM
HOLY SHIT Y’ALL!! I’ve finally made it here on BlueSky…I have a draft folder now! See kids, if you put your mind to it, you too can have an option you will forget to use!!
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AYN RAND: it is Rational and in fact Noble to care only for one's self because who knows if anyone else is even Real with an inner life like you, plus you're the Main Guy so your happiness is like the whole world is happy
NARCISSISTIC SOCIOPATHS: wow what an interesting and totally New belief system
NARCISSISTIC SOCIOPATHS: wow what an interesting and totally New belief system
February 14, 2026 at 11:25 AM
AYN RAND: it is Rational and in fact Noble to care only for one's self because who knows if anyone else is even Real with an inner life like you, plus you're the Main Guy so your happiness is like the whole world is happy
NARCISSISTIC SOCIOPATHS: wow what an interesting and totally New belief system
NARCISSISTIC SOCIOPATHS: wow what an interesting and totally New belief system
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Let’s put our heads together, and start a new country up.
BREAKING: Department of Homeland Security (DHS) shuts down due to lack of funding
February 14, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Let’s put our heads together, and start a new country up.
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Some like it hot. We prefer the shade.
February 14, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Some like it hot. We prefer the shade.
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you bring the doom, I’ll bring the gloom
February 14, 2026 at 9:26 AM
you bring the doom, I’ll bring the gloom
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If MySpace Tom opened things back up again, that place would thrive right now, I can feel it...
February 13, 2026 at 4:39 PM
If MySpace Tom opened things back up again, that place would thrive right now, I can feel it...