Kelly🆘🇺🇸
@kimtopher22.bsky.social
Unremarkably loquacious non-human biologic
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Kelly🆘🇺🇸
@kimtopher22.bsky.social
· Jul 2
No one is coming to save us, we have to fucking save ourselves and each other.
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It's raining but fortunately I am not Elphaba.
November 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
It's raining but fortunately I am not Elphaba.
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I’m in the magic zone when I don’t have any idea about the thing everyone is talking about so it hasn’t ruined me yet
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I’m in the magic zone when I don’t have any idea about the thing everyone is talking about so it hasn’t ruined me yet
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There is no political solution. It’s time we go bonobo.
November 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
There is no political solution. It’s time we go bonobo.
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Remember, buy no politicians this week.
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Remember, buy no politicians this week.
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if you came here to see if i was sorry:
I'm not.
I'm not.
November 7, 2025 at 11:10 AM
if you came here to see if i was sorry:
I'm not.
I'm not.
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Saturday, drink day. Or whatever.
November 22, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Saturday, drink day. Or whatever.
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do you get offended when it feels like people are ignoring your skeets or are you normal
November 22, 2025 at 11:38 AM
do you get offended when it feels like people are ignoring your skeets or are you normal
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My sense of deja vu just greeted me by name and asked if I was enjoying my "third time through this particular Saturday."
November 22, 2025 at 11:50 AM
My sense of deja vu just greeted me by name and asked if I was enjoying my "third time through this particular Saturday."
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's that time of year
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There's like 3% fewer bots and nazis over on twitter, you guys should come back
May 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
There's like 3% fewer bots and nazis over on twitter, you guys should come back
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They probably don't even know about my robins nest over on bluesky
May 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
They probably don't even know about my robins nest over on bluesky
If you can't be with the one you love, smother the one you're with.
November 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
If you can't be with the one you love, smother the one you're with.
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I know you can’t see me but this is my shocked face
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I know you can’t see me but this is my shocked face
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My portable cd player batteries have impeccable comedic timing because they cut out during Avril Lavigne’s Sk8ter Boi at exactly this lyric: “We are more than just good friends /
This is how the story ends.”
This is how the story ends.”
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
My portable cd player batteries have impeccable comedic timing because they cut out during Avril Lavigne’s Sk8ter Boi at exactly this lyric: “We are more than just good friends /
This is how the story ends.”
This is how the story ends.”
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I had such a normal dream last night
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I had such a normal dream last night
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Today was wacky as hell. Did somebody spike the water supply with acid.
November 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Today was wacky as hell. Did somebody spike the water supply with acid.
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Crying at the end of “Rogue One”.
Again.
Again.
a man in a star wars uniform is standing in front of a group of men and saying oh , it 's beautiful
ALT: a man in a star wars uniform is standing in front of a group of men and saying oh , it 's beautiful
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Crying at the end of “Rogue One”.
Again.
Again.
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"I do not ask the wounded person how he feels, I myself become the wounded person."
~ Walt Whitman
~ Walt Whitman
November 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
"I do not ask the wounded person how he feels, I myself become the wounded person."
~ Walt Whitman
~ Walt Whitman
Don't leave words unsaid, tell all the ones who need to hear, "go fuck yourself."
November 21, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Don't leave words unsaid, tell all the ones who need to hear, "go fuck yourself."
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Chewy having a tantrum in the bathroom. The same bathroom he’s back in because he keeps breaking open his sutures.
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Chewy having a tantrum in the bathroom. The same bathroom he’s back in because he keeps breaking open his sutures.
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I sleep 8 hours every day...just not in a row.
November 21, 2025 at 10:35 AM
I sleep 8 hours every day...just not in a row.
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I've been honing my smartass bitch mouth skills for a lifetime. Put me in a cage with KKKaroline Leavitt. This is what I've trained for.
November 20, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I've been honing my smartass bitch mouth skills for a lifetime. Put me in a cage with KKKaroline Leavitt. This is what I've trained for.
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This is a wide spread problem not limited to the president and his friend
Leaders of a Minnesota church community didn’t report a parishioner they knew had sexually abused girls for year.
They told his victims that once sins were “washed away in the blood of reconciliation,” they could never speak of them again.
Truly chilling, from @jlussenhop.bsky.social & Andy Mannix
They told his victims that once sins were “washed away in the blood of reconciliation,” they could never speak of them again.
Truly chilling, from @jlussenhop.bsky.social & Andy Mannix
Young Girls Were Sexually Abused by a Church Member. They Were Told to Forgive and Forget.
In Minnesota, leaders of an Old Apostolic Lutheran Church community enabled a child abuser by telling his victims that once the sins were “washed away in the blood of reconciliation,” they could never...
www.propublica.org
November 20, 2025 at 11:29 AM
This is a wide spread problem not limited to the president and his friend