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@deranton.bsky.social
1.4K followers 340 following 4.6K posts
Geek of a generational kind
Fuzzy navel-lint gazer
Midlife crisis actor

My crumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5wkkbx7wog4bwlyquc7fuity/feed/aaahxlf545dfw
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anton @deranton.bsky.social · Jul 11
I start every morning meditating on whether there's any reason I need to be awake for any of this
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itsabbyyep.bsky.social
LinkedIn’s a ripoff. How many times do I gotta click “Improve your profile” to get this rhinoplasty
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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blisskissed.bsky.social
No one says “you bet your bippy” anymore, and this saddens me.
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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ashhull.bsky.social
Walks into room..Fuck y'all.
November 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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ashhull.bsky.social
Make our own urban legend together and chill.
November 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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oneyebogey.bsky.social
Your shitposting is tearing this family apart.
October 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
People say Barbie is an unrealistic role model, but what about Mr. Potato Head? I’ve never seen a guy who looks likes that
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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nahyoudoit.bsky.social
We go together like bathtubs and toasters
November 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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oneyebogey.bsky.social
After exhausting all other options, I’ve decided to lose my shit.
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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professorkiosk.wtf
I used punctuation in a social media post and now I’m careening towards respectability
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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savageblondii.bsky.social
most of you need to do some inner child work just saying
November 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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sicburns2.bsky.social
Jesus? Jesus? Come on dude I can hear you giggling. Put your father on the phone right now!
November 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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haliphacks.bsky.social
Claude's heart was never in the art game because he was all about that Monet.
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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struggalo.bsky.social
Alt lang sigh
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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struggalo.bsky.social
I'll hold your hair back so you don't get any apocalypse on it.
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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quicklycrocodile.bsky.social
turns out i don’t quit bad habits so much as shuffle them around a little
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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timfather.bsky.social
My multiverse shake brings every boy to a hypothetical set of all possible yards.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
deranton.bsky.social
can't post right now I'm still in my reply-guy getup
November 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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bbkittyfck.bsky.social
Reply guys
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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johnlyon.bsky.social
[watching murder documentary]

Her: That’s not how I would have done it.

Me: *never sleeps again*
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
Please read my posts in order of palpable desperation.
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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sicburns2.bsky.social
Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my deeply incriminating emails
November 14, 2025 at 10:07 AM
deranton.bsky.social
mood fit conflict: sarcastically caustic or caustically sarcastic
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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steamymac.bsky.social
Conquer the world? Buddy, I’m lucky if I can get out of bed two days in a row.
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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havishaf.bsky.social
Listening to someone complain non-stop, fully aware they are the problem, is my new cardio.
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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weeder.bsky.social
If I have to be a political pawn I hope they move me forward two spaces
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM