Father Tim
@timfather.bsky.social
Head of (off-world) Shapes
Department for colouring in
Not a priest. And my name's not Tim
Puffins:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:35jhghs4olubzakttirev2vs/feed/aaaamlmjf63ri
🔞 He/Him, UK
Department for colouring in
Not a priest. And my name's not Tim
Puffins:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:35jhghs4olubzakttirev2vs/feed/aaaamlmjf63ri
🔞 He/Him, UK
Pinned
Jesus loves a cowgirl.
I always wanted to grow up to be a rapping pharmacist. Because I had sick rhymes.
January 24, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I always wanted to grow up to be a rapping pharmacist. Because I had sick rhymes.
The puffin for today is: Clive
January 23, 2026 at 7:31 PM
The puffin for today is: Clive
Probably a greater focus on scrota, today than is usual for me, but if that's not your thing do pop back in a few days & we'll likely be back to puffins.
January 23, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Probably a greater focus on scrota, today than is usual for me, but if that's not your thing do pop back in a few days & we'll likely be back to puffins.
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I may not be able to untie your balloon knot, but I'd sure like to try
April 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I may not be able to untie your balloon knot, but I'd sure like to try
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Tried scissoring but we just got our balls tied together.
March 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Tried scissoring but we just got our balls tied together.
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I’ve lost my thesaurus. I've lost it. It's lost.
January 23, 2026 at 11:43 AM
I’ve lost my thesaurus. I've lost it. It's lost.
If my name meant "the smell of ballbags" that is probably where I would start the rebranding.
January 23, 2026 at 3:11 PM
If my name meant "the smell of ballbags" that is probably where I would start the rebranding.
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He’ll be FURIOUS he’s not been nominated for an Oscar
January 22, 2026 at 2:48 PM
He’ll be FURIOUS he’s not been nominated for an Oscar
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It obviously means something to you. Have a heart.
Yes, I'm handing out dopamine where I can. Like the Easter bunny.
Yes, I'm handing out dopamine where I can. Like the Easter bunny.
April 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It obviously means something to you. Have a heart.
Yes, I'm handing out dopamine where I can. Like the Easter bunny.
Yes, I'm handing out dopamine where I can. Like the Easter bunny.
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I'm coming to you live from tomorrow, and I'm sorry to say it's not any better.
March 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I'm coming to you live from tomorrow, and I'm sorry to say it's not any better.
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new year new you aspirations getting crushed by same job same monday bullshit
January 5, 2026 at 5:47 PM
new year new you aspirations getting crushed by same job same monday bullshit
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calculating my age by number of seconds it takes me to get up from a crouching position
calculating my age by number of body position pillows I need to be comfortable
January 22, 2026 at 11:20 PM
calculating my age by number of seconds it takes me to get up from a crouching position
Really good Really bad
at something at something
\ /
Give it up
at something at something
\ /
Give it up
January 22, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Really good Really bad
at something at something
\ /
Give it up
at something at something
\ /
Give it up
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I’m a costumed vigilante by day and a costumed vigilante by night.
January 21, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I’m a costumed vigilante by day and a costumed vigilante by night.
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And still, the seven weeks of January trundle on..
Ugh.
Ugh.
January 22, 2026 at 1:57 PM
And still, the seven weeks of January trundle on..
Ugh.
Ugh.
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Puffin-hat
Stylish hat for a puffin.
Stylish hat for a puffin.
September 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Puffin-hat
Stylish hat for a puffin.
Stylish hat for a puffin.
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end of the day and time to snuggle up and wind down with some fictional trauma to distract myself from the real life trauma that is currently fucking our existence on a daily basis
January 22, 2026 at 7:33 AM
end of the day and time to snuggle up and wind down with some fictional trauma to distract myself from the real life trauma that is currently fucking our existence on a daily basis
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Can report that it is possible to sleep furiously
January 22, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Can report that it is possible to sleep furiously
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I've spent many hours as a young Dorset lad frolicking on the Cerne Giant's cock
January 22, 2026 at 8:30 AM
I've spent many hours as a young Dorset lad frolicking on the Cerne Giant's cock
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Turn the news off, turn the music on.
Hug a dog too!
All good for the soul baby. X
Hug a dog too!
All good for the soul baby. X
December 10, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Turn the news off, turn the music on.
Hug a dog too!
All good for the soul baby. X
Hug a dog too!
All good for the soul baby. X
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Banger? I'd prefer mash.
January 22, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Banger? I'd prefer mash.
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Last summer, I bought one of those "Live, Laugh, Love" signs at a garage sale.
The woman selling it looked me dead in the eye and said, "It didn't work."
The woman selling it looked me dead in the eye and said, "It didn't work."
January 21, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Last summer, I bought one of those "Live, Laugh, Love" signs at a garage sale.
The woman selling it looked me dead in the eye and said, "It didn't work."
The woman selling it looked me dead in the eye and said, "It didn't work."