GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ
@ayankdownunder.bsky.social
NY'er living in New Zealand,
carelessly whispering a variety of little things.
(Was OG twatter's @Grabtheweness)
Unless noted, photos/vids are by me.
Trail of braincrumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dnzdejfyda4xk2gksx6fab2t/feed/aaai2vrlh7i6s
carelessly whispering a variety of little things.
(Was OG twatter's @Grabtheweness)
Unless noted, photos/vids are by me.
Trail of braincrumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dnzdejfyda4xk2gksx6fab2t/feed/aaai2vrlh7i6s
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ
@ayankdownunder.bsky.social
· Oct 14
Looking for the veins of humanity.
Breaking a take.
October 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Breaking a take.
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Seems like there are better places to keep proof than in pudding.
October 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Seems like there are better places to keep proof than in pudding.
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Looking for the veins of humanity.
October 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Looking for the veins of humanity.
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Functional apathy.
October 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Functional apathy.
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“Aarp” groaned the aging pirate.
October 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
“Aarp” groaned the aging pirate.
Looking for the veins of humanity.
October 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Looking for the veins of humanity.
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Strunk and White's
"Elements of Shitposting (unabridged)"
"Elements of Shitposting (unabridged)"
October 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Strunk and White's
"Elements of Shitposting (unabridged)"
"Elements of Shitposting (unabridged)"
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Skeetmining without a canary, like our forefathers did.
October 14, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Skeetmining without a canary, like our forefathers did.
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Two weeks until the clocks go back. Never liked them anyway.
October 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Two weeks until the clocks go back. Never liked them anyway.
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Blasphemy.
Blaspheyou.
Blaspheyou.
October 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Blasphemy.
Blaspheyou.
Blaspheyou.
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72 hour protection for deodorant seems unnecessary outside of trench warfare.
October 14, 2025 at 8:13 AM
72 hour protection for deodorant seems unnecessary outside of trench warfare.
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This ⬇️ is the same deal Pres. Biden struck that Trump+Netanyahu sabotaged. Now they are taking credit & hopefully fully implementing. How many Palestinians died in the interim? How extra days were Israelis held hostage? Will @nytimes.com report this part of the story or as usual, only the MAGA angle
October 14, 2025 at 7:15 AM
This ⬇️ is the same deal Pres. Biden struck that Trump+Netanyahu sabotaged. Now they are taking credit & hopefully fully implementing. How many Palestinians died in the interim? How extra days were Israelis held hostage? Will @nytimes.com report this part of the story or as usual, only the MAGA angle
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Pavarotti looks big but he's actually plural
October 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Pavarotti looks big but he's actually plural
Skeetmining without a canary, like our forefathers did.
October 14, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Skeetmining without a canary, like our forefathers did.
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Are you going to keep doing that?
*points at your face*
*points at your face*
October 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Are you going to keep doing that?
*points at your face*
*points at your face*
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Lowered expectations is the hot new trend.
October 12, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Lowered expectations is the hot new trend.
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Give a little, get a little.
I really wanted to like your reply skeet and your quote skeet, but I didn't get my dopamine hit first.
a cartoon lion says " you don t like it "
Alt: A cartoon lion says "You don t like it?"
media.tenor.com
October 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Give a little, get a little.
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I'm eating all the cheese.
Soon, there will be no more cheese.
If you wanted some, you should have eaten it before I ate all of it.
-current world philosophy
Soon, there will be no more cheese.
If you wanted some, you should have eaten it before I ate all of it.
-current world philosophy
April 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I'm eating all the cheese.
Soon, there will be no more cheese.
If you wanted some, you should have eaten it before I ate all of it.
-current world philosophy
Soon, there will be no more cheese.
If you wanted some, you should have eaten it before I ate all of it.
-current world philosophy
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Short women lose their temper more quickly because the point they can "have it up to here" is so much lower.
And, because men.
And, because men.
October 14, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Short women lose their temper more quickly because the point they can "have it up to here" is so much lower.
And, because men.
And, because men.
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You can’t get my age assurance I’m still not sure I believe it myself.
October 14, 2025 at 6:47 AM
You can’t get my age assurance I’m still not sure I believe it myself.
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(Duck church)
Duck preacher: give us this day our daily bread
*duck parishioners start going wild and quacking HALLELUJAH*
Duck preacher: give us this day our daily bread
*duck parishioners start going wild and quacking HALLELUJAH*
October 14, 2025 at 6:49 AM
(Duck church)
Duck preacher: give us this day our daily bread
*duck parishioners start going wild and quacking HALLELUJAH*
Duck preacher: give us this day our daily bread
*duck parishioners start going wild and quacking HALLELUJAH*
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"Sure, bread is great. But have you considered burning it?" ~James Toast, 4069 BCE
October 14, 2025 at 6:51 AM
"Sure, bread is great. But have you considered burning it?" ~James Toast, 4069 BCE
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"No, you can't have a guardian angel. You read the Telegraph. You'll have to make do with a telegraph angel."
October 14, 2025 at 6:57 AM
"No, you can't have a guardian angel. You read the Telegraph. You'll have to make do with a telegraph angel."
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When a problem comes along, you must whip it 🎶
Therapist: Well, yeah ok but.. CRACK THAT WHIP 🎶🥳
Therapist: Well, yeah ok but.. CRACK THAT WHIP 🎶🥳
October 14, 2025 at 8:18 AM
When a problem comes along, you must whip it 🎶
Therapist: Well, yeah ok but.. CRACK THAT WHIP 🎶🥳
Therapist: Well, yeah ok but.. CRACK THAT WHIP 🎶🥳