Craig Hunter
@craghanta.bsky.social
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Craig Hunter
@craghanta.bsky.social
· Jul 2
I have lived through the entire internet. I have seen empires rise and fall. I have heard dial-ups call out their final tone. But I? I am eternal.
Played three games of bowling there.
71 - 155 - 168
I will bowl a 300 soon. It’s maths.
71 - 155 - 168
I will bowl a 300 soon. It’s maths.
January 6, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Played three games of bowling there.
71 - 155 - 168
I will bowl a 300 soon. It’s maths.
71 - 155 - 168
I will bowl a 300 soon. It’s maths.
Excuse me, do these antidepressants have added protein?
January 6, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Excuse me, do these antidepressants have added protein?
An airline asking me to donate their made-up currency air miles… why don’t you mate?
January 6, 2026 at 3:33 PM
An airline asking me to donate their made-up currency air miles… why don’t you mate?
Steelers baby. Never in doubt…
January 5, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Steelers baby. Never in doubt…
The most Sunday night dread of all time.
January 4, 2026 at 4:09 PM
The most Sunday night dread of all time.
It’s going to be mad when they invade Greenland.
January 3, 2026 at 8:07 PM
It’s going to be mad when they invade Greenland.
Was down the casino last night and two old broads said I was handsome 😎
January 3, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Was down the casino last night and two old broads said I was handsome 😎
I don’t even mind my job, but I am close to tears at the thought of logging in on Monday.
January 3, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I don’t even mind my job, but I am close to tears at the thought of logging in on Monday.
Made a Trump post and two military helicopters just so happen to fly over remote Pennsylvania? 🤔
January 3, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Made a Trump post and two military helicopters just so happen to fly over remote Pennsylvania? 🤔
Trump MUST return the FIFA Peace Prize otherwise it is a meaningless award.
January 3, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Trump MUST return the FIFA Peace Prize otherwise it is a meaningless award.
Fucking hell just one day without the endless shite please.
January 3, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Fucking hell just one day without the endless shite please.
Not to generalise too much, but women will walk about with 7% phone battery at 11am and not let it bother them.
January 2, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Not to generalise too much, but women will walk about with 7% phone battery at 11am and not let it bother them.
Enjoying a beautiful beer I left out in -10 degree snow.
January 2, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Enjoying a beautiful beer I left out in -10 degree snow.
Dakota Johnson is a shit actor and keeps getting roles where she’s meant to be super hot, but she is not.
January 1, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Dakota Johnson is a shit actor and keeps getting roles where she’s meant to be super hot, but she is not.
2026 resolutions:
Be less handsome
Be less charismatic
Be more humble
Be less handsome
Be less charismatic
Be more humble
January 1, 2026 at 5:17 PM
2026 resolutions:
Be less handsome
Be less charismatic
Be more humble
Be less handsome
Be less charismatic
Be more humble
There’s a few reasons New Year’s Eve sucks now, but I think a big one is that people used to look to the future with optimism.
January 1, 2026 at 5:16 AM
There’s a few reasons New Year’s Eve sucks now, but I think a big one is that people used to look to the future with optimism.
This is the America I love 🦅
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
This is the America I love 🦅
A happy new year email from the Spanish rental car company I used once in 2019 🙏
December 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
A happy new year email from the Spanish rental car company I used once in 2019 🙏
I’m sure everything will be fine in 2026 hahaha
December 31, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I’m sure everything will be fine in 2026 hahaha
Having to remind myself I had two weddings this year before I put Scotland qualifying for the World Cup as my 2025 highlight.
December 31, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Having to remind myself I had two weddings this year before I put Scotland qualifying for the World Cup as my 2025 highlight.
Barman in Boston Airport shouting to his colleague “DO YOU KNOW I ONLY HAVE PEACH? ONLY PEACH! NO STRAWBERRY STEVE!” like he’s in fucking Black Hawk Down.
December 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Barman in Boston Airport shouting to his colleague “DO YOU KNOW I ONLY HAVE PEACH? ONLY PEACH! NO STRAWBERRY STEVE!” like he’s in fucking Black Hawk Down.
Hey just saw you stand in the way at the airport security and then your family left six empty trays on the belt LIKE FUCKING CUNTS
December 29, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Hey just saw you stand in the way at the airport security and then your family left six empty trays on the belt LIKE FUCKING CUNTS
Ordered a takeaway and the Deliveroo lad now appears to be listening to Spanish porn very loudly outside my house.
December 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Ordered a takeaway and the Deliveroo lad now appears to be listening to Spanish porn very loudly outside my house.
I remember the “week between Christmas and New Year” pattern a decade ago and made shitty comics about it, but it has been well and truly exhausted this year. 0/10 boo!
December 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I remember the “week between Christmas and New Year” pattern a decade ago and made shitty comics about it, but it has been well and truly exhausted this year. 0/10 boo!
My Lord, I regret to inform you that the peasants are calling you unc and that you are cooked.
December 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
My Lord, I regret to inform you that the peasants are calling you unc and that you are cooked.