Craig Hunter
@craghanta.bsky.social
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Craig Hunter
@craghanta.bsky.social
· Jul 2
I have lived through the entire internet. I have seen empires rise and fall. I have heard dial-ups call out their final tone. But I? I am eternal.
I wish me and my wife married someone else for money, got divorced, and then met each other.
November 17, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I wish me and my wife married someone else for money, got divorced, and then met each other.
Beautiful Ireland 🇮🇪 ⚽️ ❤️
November 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Beautiful Ireland 🇮🇪 ⚽️ ❤️
Bluesky is not even the methadone of 2010s Twitter. It’s like chewing on a stale poppy seed bagel.
November 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Bluesky is not even the methadone of 2010s Twitter. It’s like chewing on a stale poppy seed bagel.
Good news. I went to Mr Beef from The Bear and it cured my corporate depression.
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Good news. I went to Mr Beef from The Bear and it cured my corporate depression.
Had one great sightseeing day in Chicago that made me feel alive and then three corporate days that eviscerated my soul 👍
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Had one great sightseeing day in Chicago that made me feel alive and then three corporate days that eviscerated my soul 👍
My entire Gen Z team were shocked to their core to hear the year I was born.
I don’t know if I can even face the wee bastards today.
I don’t know if I can even face the wee bastards today.
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 AM
My entire Gen Z team were shocked to their core to hear the year I was born.
I don’t know if I can even face the wee bastards today.
I don’t know if I can even face the wee bastards today.
I was so happy to capture this today.
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I was so happy to capture this today.
Whenever I’m in America I always try to be friendly, but they cannae understand my accent half the time and look scared.
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Whenever I’m in America I always try to be friendly, but they cannae understand my accent half the time and look scared.
Off to Chicago tomorrow for work. Genuinely might die in a plane crash due to the government shutdown or have my head kicked in by ICE 👍
November 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Off to Chicago tomorrow for work. Genuinely might die in a plane crash due to the government shutdown or have my head kicked in by ICE 👍
History books chapters starting off with a paragraph about the rising cost of eggs in 2024.
November 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
History books chapters starting off with a paragraph about the rising cost of eggs in 2024.
The worst thing that can happen on a big company call is to be hyped up because all it means is more work is coming your way.
You want to be right in the middle. Never drowning. Never flying.
You want to be right in the middle. Never drowning. Never flying.
November 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The worst thing that can happen on a big company call is to be hyped up because all it means is more work is coming your way.
You want to be right in the middle. Never drowning. Never flying.
You want to be right in the middle. Never drowning. Never flying.
Former US President Dick Cheney has died.
November 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Former US President Dick Cheney has died.
Christmas decorations at the start of November? Why don’t you jingle all the way to fuck off?
November 3, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Christmas decorations at the start of November? Why don’t you jingle all the way to fuck off?
Its 2025. Everything you use is shite and the monthly subscription has just went up.
October 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Its 2025. Everything you use is shite and the monthly subscription has just went up.
I feel if you ever need to lay off 40k people then you should be put in the public stocks and pelted by tomatoes for being a failure to society.
October 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I feel if you ever need to lay off 40k people then you should be put in the public stocks and pelted by tomatoes for being a failure to society.
I love this time of year where the air is crisp and you might get laid off from your tech job to delight shareholders.
October 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I love this time of year where the air is crisp and you might get laid off from your tech job to delight shareholders.
Heard the new place around the corner selling coffee and açai bowls is owned by Ireland’s largest criminal family.
October 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Heard the new place around the corner selling coffee and açai bowls is owned by Ireland’s largest criminal family.
The first half an hour of House of Dynamite was pretty good I guess.
October 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The first half an hour of House of Dynamite was pretty good I guess.
I’ve never been laid off thankfully, but I realised that despite my world travels I have worked full-time my entire adult life except for 3 months drinking Carlton Draught and eating chicken parm trying to find work in Melbourne (heaven).
October 28, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I’ve never been laid off thankfully, but I realised that despite my world travels I have worked full-time my entire adult life except for 3 months drinking Carlton Draught and eating chicken parm trying to find work in Melbourne (heaven).
If you use AI for creativity I put you mentally in the scum pile.
October 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
If you use AI for creativity I put you mentally in the scum pile.
If you’re sick of “the world’s first AI agent for X” messaging then I’d like to just say I used it first so you can’t be mad.
October 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
If you’re sick of “the world’s first AI agent for X” messaging then I’d like to just say I used it first so you can’t be mad.
That’s the evenings dead until March. Wake. Work. Wallow.
October 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
That’s the evenings dead until March. Wake. Work. Wallow.
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My wife enjoys watching old films which means I’m realising just how much The Simpsons parodied.
October 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
My wife enjoys watching old films which means I’m realising just how much The Simpsons parodied.
I know there’s more to life, but I bought a Dyson vacuum and an LG OLED tele and both have changed me for the better.
October 24, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I know there’s more to life, but I bought a Dyson vacuum and an LG OLED tele and both have changed me for the better.