Glennyrodge
@glennyrodge.bsky.social
I like to wear flares and do the jokes. Bit of a woke prick. He/him.
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When I was just a little boy
I asked my father, “What will I be?
Will I be handsome, will I be rich?”
Here's what he said to me
No.
I asked my father, “What will I be?
Will I be handsome, will I be rich?”
Here's what he said to me
No.
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
When I was just a little boy
I asked my father, “What will I be?
Will I be handsome, will I be rich?”
Here's what he said to me
No.
I asked my father, “What will I be?
Will I be handsome, will I be rich?”
Here's what he said to me
No.
BBC news doing a story about the BBC is so BBC
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
BBC news doing a story about the BBC is so BBC
wait til Trump finds out about mrs brown’s boys.
November 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
wait til Trump finds out about mrs brown’s boys.
i’m gonna sue all podcasts about kimchi
November 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
i’m gonna sue all podcasts about kimchi
you know at the end of Bargain Hunt when they do the little leg kick thing for some reason, what percentage of people do you think does a little Tommy Squeaker?
no, I meant do you have any questions about the job
no, I meant do you have any questions about the job
November 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
you know at the end of Bargain Hunt when they do the little leg kick thing for some reason, what percentage of people do you think does a little Tommy Squeaker?
no, I meant do you have any questions about the job
no, I meant do you have any questions about the job
You just know the lad in the bath in the pure cremation advert is gonna squeak like billy-o trying to get out of it.
November 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
You just know the lad in the bath in the pure cremation advert is gonna squeak like billy-o trying to get out of it.
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While Trump murders people on boats for supposedly trafficking drugs, Jonathan Braun, a convicted drug trafficker serving a 10 year sentence he pardoned in 2021, will be sentenced in court today after he sexually assaulted a woman after Trump freed him from prison.
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
While Trump murders people on boats for supposedly trafficking drugs, Jonathan Braun, a convicted drug trafficker serving a 10 year sentence he pardoned in 2021, will be sentenced in court today after he sexually assaulted a woman after Trump freed him from prison.
When I was just a little boy
I asked my father, “What will I be?
Will I be handsome, will I be rich?”
Here's what he said to me
No.
I asked my father, “What will I be?
Will I be handsome, will I be rich?”
Here's what he said to me
No.
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
When I was just a little boy
I asked my father, “What will I be?
Will I be handsome, will I be rich?”
Here's what he said to me
No.
I asked my father, “What will I be?
Will I be handsome, will I be rich?”
Here's what he said to me
No.
Donald Trump to sue Channel 5 for The Good Ship Murder
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Donald Trump to sue Channel 5 for The Good Ship Murder
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I will peel a carrot or I will wash a carrot but no way am I doing both.
Pastor: These are very unusual vows.
Pastor: These are very unusual vows.
January 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I will peel a carrot or I will wash a carrot but no way am I doing both.
Pastor: These are very unusual vows.
Pastor: These are very unusual vows.
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i know how musk feels because i am 5'5" and one time at my daughter's elementary school i had to do a presentation saying what i did so i proudly said i was a software engineer and one of the kids said "you are too short to be a dad"
November 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
i know how musk feels because i am 5'5" and one time at my daughter's elementary school i had to do a presentation saying what i did so i proudly said i was a software engineer and one of the kids said "you are too short to be a dad"
Watching University Challenge and listening to music by the likes of Brahms, Schumann and Bach Reminds you that you don’t get banging German bands like that anymore.
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Watching University Challenge and listening to music by the likes of Brahms, Schumann and Bach Reminds you that you don’t get banging German bands like that anymore.
University Challenge is a lot like sex. It gets more frantic towards the end and then there's a gong and Amol Rajan tells you the scores.
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
University Challenge is a lot like sex. It gets more frantic towards the end and then there's a gong and Amol Rajan tells you the scores.
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Accidentally just sneezed on my toast. I can't believe it, snot butter.
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Accidentally just sneezed on my toast. I can't believe it, snot butter.
An unwritten rule of mine is to never try to cross someone smarter than me; a rule that awful bigot would do well to follow.
bsky.app/profile/matt...
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Graham Linehan masquerades as a victim.
In reality, he’s an aggressive, obsessive bully - and Victoria Coren-Mitchell just called him out on it.
In reality, he’s an aggressive, obsessive bully - and Victoria Coren-Mitchell just called him out on it.
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
An unwritten rule of mine is to never try to cross someone smarter than me; a rule that awful bigot would do well to follow.
bsky.app/profile/matt...
bsky.app/profile/matt...
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Oh, you’re a big Ramones fan? Name 5 of their t-shirts
November 7, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Oh, you’re a big Ramones fan? Name 5 of their t-shirts
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Graham Linehan masquerades as a victim.
In reality, he’s an aggressive, obsessive bully - and Victoria Coren-Mitchell just called him out on it.
In reality, he’s an aggressive, obsessive bully - and Victoria Coren-Mitchell just called him out on it.
November 6, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Graham Linehan masquerades as a victim.
In reality, he’s an aggressive, obsessive bully - and Victoria Coren-Mitchell just called him out on it.
In reality, he’s an aggressive, obsessive bully - and Victoria Coren-Mitchell just called him out on it.
Mo throws Barney out of his bar, etc…
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Second man deported under ‘one in, one out’ scheme returns to UK on small boat
Person was detected as one of the 94 migrants who had been removed from Britain under UK-France treaty
www.theguardian.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Mo throws Barney out of his bar, etc…
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Accidentally just sneezed on my toast. I can't believe it, snot butter.
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Accidentally just sneezed on my toast. I can't believe it, snot butter.
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The supposed leader of the free world just read out “I, and state your name…”.
I mean, when are the aliens coming?
bsky.app/profile/acyn...
I mean, when are the aliens coming?
bsky.app/profile/acyn...
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The supposed leader of the free world just read out “I, and state your name…”.
I mean, when are the aliens coming?
bsky.app/profile/acyn...
I mean, when are the aliens coming?
bsky.app/profile/acyn...
If they're looking for a reason to sack the next director-general of the BBC, someone on Escape To The Country just said landscape grarden.
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
If they're looking for a reason to sack the next director-general of the BBC, someone on Escape To The Country just said landscape grarden.
The supposed leader of the free world just read out “I, and state your name…”.
I mean, when are the aliens coming?
bsky.app/profile/acyn...
I mean, when are the aliens coming?
bsky.app/profile/acyn...
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The supposed leader of the free world just read out “I, and state your name…”.
I mean, when are the aliens coming?
bsky.app/profile/acyn...
I mean, when are the aliens coming?
bsky.app/profile/acyn...
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Anyone who still doubts the severity of the COVID pandemic can do one, in my opinion.
November 9, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Anyone who still doubts the severity of the COVID pandemic can do one, in my opinion.
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Telly show idea. Great British Great British Show. Several Great British shows go up against each other to impress a judge who cries a lot and a judge with a posh lady name, to be crowned the greatest Great British show. Presented by Sarah Pascoe (after show to follow. After).
November 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Telly show idea. Great British Great British Show. Several Great British shows go up against each other to impress a judge who cries a lot and a judge with a posh lady name, to be crowned the greatest Great British show. Presented by Sarah Pascoe (after show to follow. After).
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Would campaign for anyone to be DG who greenlights a nightly 9pm show called Trump's a ***t, and it isn't even about Trump.
November 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Would campaign for anyone to be DG who greenlights a nightly 9pm show called Trump's a ***t, and it isn't even about Trump.