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Glennyrodge
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I like to wear flares and do the jokes. Bit of a woke prick. He/him.
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calm your tits, doreen. Wealdstone don’t even kick off until 3, babes.
An old lady, possibly called doreen, with a radio held to her ear
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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scum of the earth
Nerys Nerys
November 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Just seen this photo of Harry Wilson leading out the Welsh team, accompanied by his son, who had a little captain’s armband of his own. ❤️
Harry Wilson (left) with his little boy leading out the Welsh men’s national football team in their World Cup game against Macedonia.
November 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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And here he is. Johnny Barnes.
Johnny Barnes standing in front of the statue of him. A smiling, waving, Johnny Barnes holding a small bunch of daffs.
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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“pull one’s finger”
King Charles Windsor pointing one of his fingers at David Beckham who I guess has confused him for a Qatari royal who he likes to take money from.
November 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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"dad, why can't I just be a monster for halloween?"
"shut up, this is brilliant”
An adult male and a small child standing outside someone’s door. The man is dressed in a Jack Daniel’s bottle costume and the kid is a box of Marlboro.
October 31, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Worst property on Right Move ever.
Some bins and a sign saying 12 Church Avenue
October 31, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Happy Halloween
Photos of Trump, Jenrick, Badenoch and Farage.
October 31, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Every time I see photo in a newspaper of Big Issue founder John Bird, I think “what’s this story got to do with Ossie Ardiles?”
John Bird. Possibly.
October 31, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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Panini sticker of Southampton’s Forbes Phillipson-Masters.
October 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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This train seat is reserved for a Reform party voter.
An empty train seat with one of the arms raised upwards as if to suggest… you get the idea.
October 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Spice Girls doing their thing in a video, with the words ‘Tonight is the night when two becomes one’, with the 2 and 1 replaced by clock emojis showing 2 O’clock and 1 O’clock, because the clocks are going back tonight, innit.
October 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Felt coot. Might delete later.
A coot made of felt.
October 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Police are now looking at the possibility that a masked man with a striped shirt and a sack with SWAG written on it may be a person of interest.
BBC headline, with accompanying photo: “Police focus on ladder placed against the side of the Louvre”.
October 20, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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Jesus Christ. Take a class or something.
October 18, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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well dur
Carole Malone on the telly. Subtitles say *unintelligible shouting*
October 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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This is the FAW’s tribute to her.
An image of Jess Fishlock on top of a mountain surveying the scene below her that includes the Seattle Space Needle and Cardiff City Stadium. There’s a football pitch with her image on it and the words “Diolch Jess”. The steps leading up to the mountain top indicate in welsh that she’s the countries record appearance maker and record goal scorer.
October 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Just been reminded of my favourite newspaper photo caption.
Newspaper article with the headline “I woke up with a Welsh accent”. Includes a photo of a woman looking off into the distance. The caption below says “I’ve never even seen an episode of Gavin and Stacey”.
October 16, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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“I’m not even asking for a hundred for the jacket. No, for just 80 nicker you can have this genuine artificial leather jacket and I’ll throw in this beautiful authentic ralex watch for just 20 quid. I’m practically giving them away. Rodders, show the lady one of the watches“.
Kim jong-un giving a speech. He’s wearing a 1980s style leather jacket.
October 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Please name who did this. If it’s you, give yourself 10 cool points.
The Antifa logo but for AMPHIFA - Amphibians against fascism. The logo is green and black instead of red and black and there’s a cute green cartoon frog head on the black flag.
October 12, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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Alt text: Albanian footballer scores the winner at mortal enemy Serbia, effectively knocking them out of the World Cup, and then celebrates in front of the home fans by doing a double-headed eagle with his hands. Fair play, that’s top trolling.
October 12, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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Fair play to you, Wrecsam.
A mural of the late Joey Jones on a wall in Wrexham.
October 11, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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So does poverty so maybe your family can hand over some of its £20bn fortune, you entitled weapon.
Headline: Kate [Princess of wales] warns too much screen time damages family life.
October 10, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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Raise your left hand if you won the Nobel Peace Prize.
Trump raising his right hand.
October 10, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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“You lost. Suck it”.
Rubio whispering to Trump
October 10, 2025 at 9:35 AM