Glennyrodge
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I like to wear flares and do the jokes. Bit of a woke prick. He/him.
“what, the actual zorro?”
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What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM
“what, the actual zorro?”
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Away in a manger,
the French for 'to eat',
a oisseau's a birdy,
and pieds is your feet.
the French for 'to eat',
a oisseau's a birdy,
and pieds is your feet.
December 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Away in a manger,
the French for 'to eat',
a oisseau's a birdy,
and pieds is your feet.
the French for 'to eat',
a oisseau's a birdy,
and pieds is your feet.
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I’m so not a fan of this labour government but when it comes to criticising what they’re doing, the Tories need to stfu.
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🚨 NEW: The UK saw the largest increase in relative child income poverty of 37 high-income countries between 2013 and 2023, an increase of 34%, new research from UNICEF UK shows.
If the two-child limit stays in place, child poverty will continue to rise. Is this really a record we want?
If the two-child limit stays in place, child poverty will continue to rise. Is this really a record we want?
December 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I’m so not a fan of this labour government but when it comes to criticising what they’re doing, the Tories need to stfu.
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Rachel Reeves got the OBR chair’s resignation letter an hour before he wrote it.
December 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Rachel Reeves got the OBR chair’s resignation letter an hour before he wrote it.
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If I was John Parrot I’d just repeat exactly what the other snooker commentator had just said
December 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
If I was John Parrot I’d just repeat exactly what the other snooker commentator had just said
I’m so not a fan of this labour government but when it comes to criticising what they’re doing, the Tories need to stfu.
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🚨 NEW: The UK saw the largest increase in relative child income poverty of 37 high-income countries between 2013 and 2023, an increase of 34%, new research from UNICEF UK shows.
If the two-child limit stays in place, child poverty will continue to rise. Is this really a record we want?
If the two-child limit stays in place, child poverty will continue to rise. Is this really a record we want?
December 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I’m so not a fan of this labour government but when it comes to criticising what they’re doing, the Tories need to stfu.
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🚨 NEW: The UK saw the largest increase in relative child income poverty of 37 high-income countries between 2013 and 2023, an increase of 34%, new research from UNICEF UK shows.
If the two-child limit stays in place, child poverty will continue to rise. Is this really a record we want?
If the two-child limit stays in place, child poverty will continue to rise. Is this really a record we want?
November 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
🚨 NEW: The UK saw the largest increase in relative child income poverty of 37 high-income countries between 2013 and 2023, an increase of 34%, new research from UNICEF UK shows.
If the two-child limit stays in place, child poverty will continue to rise. Is this really a record we want?
If the two-child limit stays in place, child poverty will continue to rise. Is this really a record we want?
If I was John Parrot I’d just repeat exactly what the other snooker commentator had just said
December 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
If I was John Parrot I’d just repeat exactly what the other snooker commentator had just said
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Suppose we'd better all donate more period products to the foodbank now that a charity that donated them to those who couldn't afford it has closed - an event *checks notes* celebrated by the lobby groups that every aspect of the UK press wants you to know is better at feminism than the rest of us
November 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Suppose we'd better all donate more period products to the foodbank now that a charity that donated them to those who couldn't afford it has closed - an event *checks notes* celebrated by the lobby groups that every aspect of the UK press wants you to know is better at feminism than the rest of us
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I guess when you're rich you can't comprehend people having no money, much feminism from Maya as usual. They are willing to see organisations that actually help people shut down if they don't follow their weird little ideology, but yeah, she's a "women's rights campaigner"
November 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I guess when you're rich you can't comprehend people having no money, much feminism from Maya as usual. They are willing to see organisations that actually help people shut down if they don't follow their weird little ideology, but yeah, she's a "women's rights campaigner"
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The reason snooker players take so long between shots is they quietly sing Snooker Loopy to themselves so they know which ball to pot next.
November 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The reason snooker players take so long between shots is they quietly sing Snooker Loopy to themselves so they know which ball to pot next.
I use Blas ar Fwyd a lot and they’re brilliant.
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In a food market dominated by huge global players, even larger Welsh firms find it difficult to break into the supermarket grocery sector and are at the mercy of those firms’ whims when they do ✍️Carwyn Graves wp.me/p8Mk4U-19JQ
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I use Blas ar Fwyd a lot and they’re brilliant.
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They're small. Muddy knees. Higher voices than adults. Easy.
November 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
They're small. Muddy knees. Higher voices than adults. Easy.
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My mum is President of a local Rotary Club & she’s holding a Santa’s grotto for the 250 children of a hotel housing refugees. They need help fundraising. If you’d like to help you can donate with this info:
Business Name: Rotary Benevolent
Sort: 30-97-17
Acc No: 39241560
Ref: Refugees Presents
Business Name: Rotary Benevolent
Sort: 30-97-17
Acc No: 39241560
Ref: Refugees Presents
November 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
My mum is President of a local Rotary Club & she’s holding a Santa’s grotto for the 250 children of a hotel housing refugees. They need help fundraising. If you’d like to help you can donate with this info:
Business Name: Rotary Benevolent
Sort: 30-97-17
Acc No: 39241560
Ref: Refugees Presents
Business Name: Rotary Benevolent
Sort: 30-97-17
Acc No: 39241560
Ref: Refugees Presents
woz sHe vaxxinated?
November 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
woz sHe vaxxinated?
The reason snooker players take so long between shots is they quietly sing Snooker Loopy to themselves so they know which ball to pot next.
November 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The reason snooker players take so long between shots is they quietly sing Snooker Loopy to themselves so they know which ball to pot next.
Doing the Christmas decorations this weekend. Gf was tempted to “go traditional“ this year and get a proper green plastic tree.
November 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Doing the Christmas decorations this weekend. Gf was tempted to “go traditional“ this year and get a proper green plastic tree.
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just had an email saying there were hot chicks in my area but I just checked and they’re at least three bus rides away
November 30, 2025 at 5:41 AM
just had an email saying there were hot chicks in my area but I just checked and they’re at least three bus rides away
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clowns to the left of me,
jokers to the right,
here I am,
in a strictly organised clowns and jokers shop
jokers to the right,
here I am,
in a strictly organised clowns and jokers shop
November 29, 2025 at 12:24 PM
clowns to the left of me,
jokers to the right,
here I am,
in a strictly organised clowns and jokers shop
jokers to the right,
here I am,
in a strictly organised clowns and jokers shop
just had an email saying there were hot chicks in my area but I just checked and they’re at least three bus rides away
November 30, 2025 at 5:41 AM
just had an email saying there were hot chicks in my area but I just checked and they’re at least three bus rides away
they’re making face cake in stages
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France’s far-right leader hit by egg, days after flour attack
French far-right leader hit on the head with an egg
Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
they’re making face cake in stages
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Keep seeing people upset about the “Mansion Tax” potentially ruining their retirement, there’s actually a very simple solution for you: you need to stop getting lattes from Starbucks, cancel your Netflix subscription and gym membership, oh and stop having avocados.
Hope this helps x
Hope this helps x
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Keep seeing people upset about the “Mansion Tax” potentially ruining their retirement, there’s actually a very simple solution for you: you need to stop getting lattes from Starbucks, cancel your Netflix subscription and gym membership, oh and stop having avocados.
Hope this helps x
Hope this helps x
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how many freudians does it take to change a light boob?
November 29, 2025 at 12:11 PM
how many freudians does it take to change a light boob?
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In these challenging times someone might need one of them:
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Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
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Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
In these challenging times someone might need one of them:
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258