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I imagine everyone I follow here being incrementally taller, wow, you’re a tall glass of water Milf_Likes_Dick
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I imagine everyone I follow here being incrementally taller, wow, you’re a tall glass of water Milf_Likes_Dick
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All I ask of you is that we hate the same things. We’ll walk side-by-side, hating things
January 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
All I ask of you is that we hate the same things. We’ll walk side-by-side, hating things
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I can’t wait until archaeologists discover the Chuck Taylors I’ve ritualistically placed beneath the sill of my house
November 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I can’t wait until archaeologists discover the Chuck Taylors I’ve ritualistically placed beneath the sill of my house
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The arbiters of morality make me glad to be a degenerate
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The arbiters of morality make me glad to be a degenerate
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If I had a time machine me and Duke Ellington would ride our bikes to the Cape Cod Canal and we’d fish for stripers at sunset.
“We’re canal rats!” I’d joke, but he’d already be composing music based on the sound of cars and trucks going over the Sagamore Bridge.
“We’re canal rats!” I’d joke, but he’d already be composing music based on the sound of cars and trucks going over the Sagamore Bridge.
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
If I had a time machine me and Duke Ellington would ride our bikes to the Cape Cod Canal and we’d fish for stripers at sunset.
“We’re canal rats!” I’d joke, but he’d already be composing music based on the sound of cars and trucks going over the Sagamore Bridge.
“We’re canal rats!” I’d joke, but he’d already be composing music based on the sound of cars and trucks going over the Sagamore Bridge.
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Highlight your flaws with bold colors!
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Highlight your flaws with bold colors!
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My favorite childhood toy was a plug socket. Perhaps that’s why I don’t recall much of my childhood.
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 AM
My favorite childhood toy was a plug socket. Perhaps that’s why I don’t recall much of my childhood.
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My mother used to say, she used to say; "WHAT?"
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
My mother used to say, she used to say; "WHAT?"
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*waits my whole life for weed to be legal*
*weed finally becomes legal*
oh i ain’t paying those taxes
*weed finally becomes legal*
oh i ain’t paying those taxes
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
*waits my whole life for weed to be legal*
*weed finally becomes legal*
oh i ain’t paying those taxes
*weed finally becomes legal*
oh i ain’t paying those taxes
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Ok fine I’ll admit it my name is Igor and this account originated in an internet disinformation troll farm in Russia but I got fired for not staying on topic because y’all are hilarious as fuck
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Ok fine I’ll admit it my name is Igor and this account originated in an internet disinformation troll farm in Russia but I got fired for not staying on topic because y’all are hilarious as fuck
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Welcome to Kentucky for attempted robbery
November 22, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Welcome to Kentucky for attempted robbery
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MBS when it’s time to get to work
November 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
MBS when it’s time to get to work
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John Wick was cool but those movies would have been way cooler if that was Queen Elizabeth II
November 22, 2025 at 7:56 AM
John Wick was cool but those movies would have been way cooler if that was Queen Elizabeth II
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Sometimes, I get sad that I didn't have a privileged childhood of living in an isolated English manor full of vengeful spirits.
November 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Sometimes, I get sad that I didn't have a privileged childhood of living in an isolated English manor full of vengeful spirits.
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i have something to say
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
i have something to say
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decent advice. lots more people have difficult relationships with food than is otherwise obvious. same for alcohol. let people their peace
personally if anyone talks to me about calories or protein at the christmas dinner table this year i’ll tombstone piledrive them expeditiously
happy holidays
personally if anyone talks to me about calories or protein at the christmas dinner table this year i’ll tombstone piledrive them expeditiously
happy holidays
No matter what you eat for the holidays, please never:
- comment on how much someone is eating
- comment on how little someone is eating
- comment on someone eating
This can be a major trigger for people with eating disorders. Plus it’s none of your business. Thanks!
- comment on how much someone is eating
- comment on how little someone is eating
- comment on someone eating
This can be a major trigger for people with eating disorders. Plus it’s none of your business. Thanks!
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 AM
decent advice. lots more people have difficult relationships with food than is otherwise obvious. same for alcohol. let people their peace
personally if anyone talks to me about calories or protein at the christmas dinner table this year i’ll tombstone piledrive them expeditiously
happy holidays
personally if anyone talks to me about calories or protein at the christmas dinner table this year i’ll tombstone piledrive them expeditiously
happy holidays
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I get all of my news from 2019
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I get all of my news from 2019
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when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
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Manscaping with a fabric shaver proved imprudent.
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Manscaping with a fabric shaver proved imprudent.
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Like a phoenix risen from the ashes, I too have flown covered in soot and reeking of smoke, which I imagine is frowned upon even in coach.
November 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Like a phoenix risen from the ashes, I too have flown covered in soot and reeking of smoke, which I imagine is frowned upon even in coach.
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MRS. SCHRÖDINGER: hey where did my cat go
November 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
MRS. SCHRÖDINGER: hey where did my cat go
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November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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I guarantee that in the coming years we will be introduced to a type of guy we never before thought could possibly exist: guy who gets dumped by his computer girlfriend
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I guarantee that in the coming years we will be introduced to a type of guy we never before thought could possibly exist: guy who gets dumped by his computer girlfriend
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This is like learning "Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?" came from a goddamn Spy Kids movie.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 24, 2025 at 11:20 AM
This is like learning "Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?" came from a goddamn Spy Kids movie.
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My dog looks at me with such profound betrayal when I open the door now.
We’ve had the "it's wet out there" talk six times today. He thinks I control the weather and I'm just being a jerk.
We’ve had the "it's wet out there" talk six times today. He thinks I control the weather and I'm just being a jerk.
November 24, 2025 at 4:39 AM
My dog looks at me with such profound betrayal when I open the door now.
We’ve had the "it's wet out there" talk six times today. He thinks I control the weather and I'm just being a jerk.
We’ve had the "it's wet out there" talk six times today. He thinks I control the weather and I'm just being a jerk.