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Showing blithe disregard for those who so blithely disregard.
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Ed draped himself in cold cuts and strutted about, mimicking the vainglorious behavior of the living. The other skeletons rattled with laughter.
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Here are my four most liked cartoons of 2025 on Bluesky:
December 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Here are my four most liked cartoons of 2025 on Bluesky:
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New Year's resolutions don't have to be about socially acceptable change.
Break the mould: resolve to become a troll, or to gain 10kg at the doughnut shop.
Break the mould: resolve to become a troll, or to gain 10kg at the doughnut shop.
December 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
New Year's resolutions don't have to be about socially acceptable change.
Break the mould: resolve to become a troll, or to gain 10kg at the doughnut shop.
Break the mould: resolve to become a troll, or to gain 10kg at the doughnut shop.
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I’m still mourning the loss of President Garfield. This country was robbed of a good man cut down in the flower of his manhood.
December 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I’m still mourning the loss of President Garfield. This country was robbed of a good man cut down in the flower of his manhood.
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Nicolas Cage only knows how play one character: Nicolas Cage (and he doesn't even do that well). He is NOT John Madden. He CANNOT be John Madden. He is just going to be Nicolas Cage in a fat suit. Is Adam Sandler going to play Pat Summerall? Makes as much sense. Jfc I am so angry lol.
December 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Nicolas Cage only knows how play one character: Nicolas Cage (and he doesn't even do that well). He is NOT John Madden. He CANNOT be John Madden. He is just going to be Nicolas Cage in a fat suit. Is Adam Sandler going to play Pat Summerall? Makes as much sense. Jfc I am so angry lol.
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You should be able to rev your shopping cart at people in the grocery store
December 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
You should be able to rev your shopping cart at people in the grocery store
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Lowest ratings ever for a CBS broadcast.
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December 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Lowest ratings ever for a CBS broadcast.
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Look, I’m no economist, nor do I play one on TV. More things I’m not and don’t play on TV as they develop.
December 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Look, I’m no economist, nor do I play one on TV. More things I’m not and don’t play on TV as they develop.
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probably because they have to keep stopping to pick up their backpacks
December 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
probably because they have to keep stopping to pick up their backpacks
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I can’t listen to Take On Me without thinking of Dawn Armstrong teaching me how to kiss properly oh sorry I thought this was my journal
December 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I can’t listen to Take On Me without thinking of Dawn Armstrong teaching me how to kiss properly oh sorry I thought this was my journal
Accepting the role of Lancelot Link typecast Tonga. Sad Tonga.
December 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Accepting the role of Lancelot Link typecast Tonga. Sad Tonga.
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Hayden Panettiere admits that it wasn't until she was in her 30s that people stopped mistaking her for the Hayden Planetarium.
December 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Hayden Panettiere admits that it wasn't until she was in her 30s that people stopped mistaking her for the Hayden Planetarium.
When I’m gone? People don’t remember me now.
December 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
When I’m gone? People don’t remember me now.
Sure, she’s haughty and petulant, not unlike my Renault Fuego.
December 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Sure, she’s haughty and petulant, not unlike my Renault Fuego.
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David Attenborough [whispering]:
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
December 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
David Attenborough [whispering]:
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
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This has been a great year for people who love being angry
December 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This has been a great year for people who love being angry
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Life is what happens to you while you're folding laundry.
December 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Life is what happens to you while you're folding laundry.
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Learned all of the music and feelings you should have as a human being just from a television experience so now I know that I am a sad and complete kind of person, I'll take it because it's closing creditsable
December 29, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Learned all of the music and feelings you should have as a human being just from a television experience so now I know that I am a sad and complete kind of person, I'll take it because it's closing creditsable
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as the prophecy foretold
December 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
as the prophecy foretold
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Off-camera, Paddington’s marmalade habit a lot less adorable.
December 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Off-camera, Paddington’s marmalade habit a lot less adorable.
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Humans and bananas share 60% of the same DNA. That explains a lot.
December 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Humans and bananas share 60% of the same DNA. That explains a lot.
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'Events, as one grows older, first stand out in relief, and then start whizzing by like a deck of cards. Spoken words, felt emotions, actual situations - all lapse almost immediately into a dry, theoretical vacuum.'
Plath <Aug-1951>
Plath <Aug-1951>
December 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
'Events, as one grows older, first stand out in relief, and then start whizzing by like a deck of cards. Spoken words, felt emotions, actual situations - all lapse almost immediately into a dry, theoretical vacuum.'
Plath <Aug-1951>
Plath <Aug-1951>