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Quiet you. Just let the rich people tell us what to do
February 3, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Quiet you. Just let the rich people tell us what to do
Yes, it’s time to j/o in a sewer.
February 3, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Yes, it’s time to j/o in a sewer.
I just murdered a cockroach the size of my thumb, and I have man-hands. Please clap.
February 3, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I just murdered a cockroach the size of my thumb, and I have man-hands. Please clap.
Bilabial: someone with 2 labias. Wow!
February 3, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Bilabial: someone with 2 labias. Wow!
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🚨 Documents leaked to me reveal a federal watchlist of American protesters suspected of being Antifa - including its supposed leader.
One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa":
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...
One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa":
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...
Feds Identify “Leader of Antifa”
The list they're creating says so, anyway
www.kenklippenstein.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:03 AM
🚨 Documents leaked to me reveal a federal watchlist of American protesters suspected of being Antifa - including its supposed leader.
One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa":
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...
One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa":
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...
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into papal fellatio
February 3, 2026 at 1:30 AM
into papal fellatio
I am only assuming that I know what the word “bilabial” means, and I refuse to look it up because that word makes me laugh so hard. @assbott.bsky.social
February 3, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I am only assuming that I know what the word “bilabial” means, and I refuse to look it up because that word makes me laugh so hard. @assbott.bsky.social
Hey @nytimes.com - Games are making me smarter. I learned the word “bilabial” from spelling bee today. Thank you.
February 3, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Hey @nytimes.com - Games are making me smarter. I learned the word “bilabial” from spelling bee today. Thank you.
Chicken jockey! @assbott.bsky.social
February 3, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Chicken jockey! @assbott.bsky.social
It’s true because she shows bush the entire movie
Kayleigh: My mom went to see Melania. She said the theater was packed, it was standing room only. People were cheering through it, they were excited. It was interactive—people interplaying with the film. She said it was just electric.
February 2, 2026 at 11:35 PM
It’s true because she shows bush the entire movie
Imma EAT the groundhog. How you like me now???
February 2, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Imma EAT the groundhog. How you like me now???
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The Government Published Dozens of Nude Photos in the Epstein Files
www.nytimes.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:38 AM
@nasboat.org he’s right
kermit did 9/11 to sell you
February 2, 2026 at 8:13 AM
@nasboat.org he’s right
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kermit did 9/11 to sell you
February 2, 2026 at 8:12 AM
kermit did 9/11 to sell you
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@hedge76.bsky.social well well well who’s that second account listed
I knew that Ironghazi had been labeled a CIA propaganda account but I never bothered to look further down the list!
GayHooters?????
GayHooters?????
February 2, 2026 at 5:01 AM
@hedge76.bsky.social well well well who’s that second account listed
I love it when assbot RTs horrible things like this
February 2, 2026 at 5:12 AM
I love it when assbot RTs horrible things like this
Melania’s unkempt bush. @assbott.bsky.social
February 2, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Melania’s unkempt bush. @assbott.bsky.social
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Tonight other dumb napkin cartoon…
February 2, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Tonight other dumb napkin cartoon…
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Kudos to Chappelle Roan’s tremendous work today in proving she’s a mammal. Only mammals have nipples.*
* spoiler
* spoiler
February 2, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Kudos to Chappelle Roan’s tremendous work today in proving she’s a mammal. Only mammals have nipples.*
* spoiler
* spoiler
Pop music will be replaced by AI and it deserves it because it’s trash.
February 2, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Pop music will be replaced by AI and it deserves it because it’s trash.
@nasboat.org you sunnovabich!!!!
EDDIE VEDDER: woodchipper, feet first CHRIS CORNELL (two octaves higher): WOODCHIPPER, FEET FIRST
February 1, 2026 at 11:07 PM
@nasboat.org you sunnovabich!!!!
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He’s changing into his “WORLDS BIGGEST U2 FAN” onesie rn.
1. Whoever @nasboat.org likes best.
2. Whoever @urbanelevations.bsky.social likes best.
3. Whoever that bastard who posted that Vedder’s voice makes him want to die.
2. Whoever @urbanelevations.bsky.social likes best.
3. Whoever that bastard who posted that Vedder’s voice makes him want to die.
I want five bands you can't fucking stand
1. Blink 182
2. Fall Out Boy
3. Panic At The Disco
4. I Hate Billy Joel So Much
5. That I Will List Billy Joel Twice
1. Blink 182
2. Fall Out Boy
3. Panic At The Disco
4. I Hate Billy Joel So Much
5. That I Will List Billy Joel Twice
February 1, 2026 at 10:41 PM
He’s changing into his “WORLDS BIGGEST U2 FAN” onesie rn.
February 1, 2026 at 10:32 PM