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Stormy Daniels’ movies are better.
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tony hawk injected acid into his penis before inventing the 720 kicky twist mcnugget flip
February 6, 2026 at 3:59 AM
February 6, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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The sound of nails, long and unkempt, scraping across the weathered limestone as Neera Tanden emerges from her crypt.
There’s only one way forward:
February 6, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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I will eat all of your children if this comes to pass. The Clintons are mega-toxic to democracy and they need to go away forever.
February 6, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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One glimpse of this sign was enough to immediately Jokerize me
February 6, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Hillary or Bernie? @assbott.bsky.social
February 6, 2026 at 1:53 AM
There’s only one way left to unite the nation: #Clintons2028
February 6, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Your thoughts on Trump backing Clinton in the Epstein files inquiry? @assbott.bsky.social
February 5, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Bitcoin, amirite? @assbott.bsky.social
February 5, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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A large CAVA bag stuffed with what it says is $50,000 for White House Border Czar Tom Homan.

It’s been reported Homan took bribery money when he was recorded by the FBI accepting a bag full of $50,000 in cash.

“ICE GTFO OF MN”

Minneapolis February 4, 2026
February 4, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I’m making friends in Blue Sky! @makeitsnow.bsky.social
February 5, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Here’s a Venn diagram I made of billionaires and pedos:
February 4, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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I understand he hypnotized the Rockefellers with a calculator or something.

It was on YT. Heard his voice for the first time watching that.

Now, let’s see how far I can get this toothpick into my ear.
February 3, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Rich people be like: Wow! Super complicated issue here…who can I call that has great judgment?

I know! I’ll call super-pedo guy! His spelling sucks, but he’s very wise in all other ways!
February 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
February 3, 2026 at 10:25 AM
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Quiet you. Just let the rich people tell us what to do
February 3, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Yes, it’s time to j/o in a sewer.
February 3, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I just murdered a cockroach the size of my thumb, and I have man-hands. Please clap.
February 3, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Bilabial: someone with 2 labias. Wow!
February 3, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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🚨 Documents leaked to me reveal a federal watchlist of American protesters suspected of being Antifa - including its supposed leader.

One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa":
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...
Feds Identify “Leader of Antifa”
The list they're creating says so, anyway
www.kenklippenstein.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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into papal fellatio
February 3, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I am only assuming that I know what the word “bilabial” means, and I refuse to look it up because that word makes me laugh so hard. @assbott.bsky.social
February 3, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Hey @nytimes.com - Games are making me smarter. I learned the word “bilabial” from spelling bee today. Thank you.
February 3, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Chicken jockey! @assbott.bsky.social
February 3, 2026 at 12:46 AM
It’s true because she shows bush the entire movie
Kayleigh: My mom went to see Melania. She said the theater was packed, it was standing room only. People were cheering through it, they were excited. It was interactive—people interplaying with the film. She said it was just electric.
February 2, 2026 at 11:35 PM