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Stormy Daniels’ movies are better.
American democracy is in shambles. The best thing that could happen now is a massive systemic shock that rips it all down so it can be rebuilt. It’s in a state of ruin.
February 6, 2026 at 8:26 AM
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tony hawk injected acid into his penis before inventing the 720 kicky twist mcnugget flip
February 6, 2026 at 3:59 AM
February 6, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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The sound of nails, long and unkempt, scraping across the weathered limestone as Neera Tanden emerges from her crypt.
There’s only one way forward:
February 6, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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I will eat all of your children if this comes to pass. The Clintons are mega-toxic to democracy and they need to go away forever.
February 6, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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One glimpse of this sign was enough to immediately Jokerize me
February 6, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Hillary or Bernie? @assbott.bsky.social
February 6, 2026 at 1:53 AM
There’s only one way left to unite the nation: #Clintons2028
February 6, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Your thoughts on Trump backing Clinton in the Epstein files inquiry? @assbott.bsky.social
February 5, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Bitcoin, amirite? @assbott.bsky.social
February 5, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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A large CAVA bag stuffed with what it says is $50,000 for White House Border Czar Tom Homan.

It’s been reported Homan took bribery money when he was recorded by the FBI accepting a bag full of $50,000 in cash.

“ICE GTFO OF MN”

Minneapolis February 4, 2026
February 4, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I’m making friends in Blue Sky! @makeitsnow.bsky.social
February 5, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Here’s a Venn diagram I made of billionaires and pedos:
February 4, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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I understand he hypnotized the Rockefellers with a calculator or something.

It was on YT. Heard his voice for the first time watching that.

Now, let’s see how far I can get this toothpick into my ear.
February 3, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Rich people be like: Wow! Super complicated issue here…who can I call that has great judgment?

I know! I’ll call super-pedo guy! His spelling sucks, but he’s very wise in all other ways!
February 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
February 3, 2026 at 10:25 AM
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Quiet you. Just let the rich people tell us what to do
February 3, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Yes, it’s time to j/o in a sewer.
February 3, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I just murdered a cockroach the size of my thumb, and I have man-hands. Please clap.
February 3, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Bilabial: someone with 2 labias. Wow!
February 3, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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🚨 Documents leaked to me reveal a federal watchlist of American protesters suspected of being Antifa - including its supposed leader.

One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa":
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...
Feds Identify “Leader of Antifa”
The list they're creating says so, anyway
www.kenklippenstein.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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into papal fellatio
February 3, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I am only assuming that I know what the word “bilabial” means, and I refuse to look it up because that word makes me laugh so hard. @assbott.bsky.social
February 3, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Hey @nytimes.com - Games are making me smarter. I learned the word “bilabial” from spelling bee today. Thank you.
February 3, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Chicken jockey! @assbott.bsky.social
February 3, 2026 at 12:46 AM