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Father Tim
@timfather.bsky.social
Not a priest. And my name's not Tim

Stay hydrated
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🔞 He/Him, UK
£1.35!! I remember when these were 18p! 😂
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The ultimate "smell my fingers" schoolyard snack 😂 Had no idea they still made these!
November 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
😂😂
November 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Fred, you'll have to forgive me (I hope) for not following back. I am not from the US & studiously avoid the ins & outs of political discourse (of which I have had my fill in professional life). Don't feel bound to your follow, but do please interact any time (🙏🏼), not-Tim 😂
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Also not a real Tim 😔

Bless you, my son 🙏🏼
November 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Dear old weness ❤️, I hope he returns to shore up his place on the leaderboard.
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Phew!
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Only if there's a tie in with the bees, but I think we're ok.
*Adds honey to drink*

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Hmmm

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No, I think we're fine.
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Trudat.
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
☝🏼
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Fr.
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
the fruit.
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Those were your feet, ten feet off of Beale?
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I wrote that. That was me.
November 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I had a disappointing satsuma earlier. Mayhaps this speaks to a broader fruit disenchantment? Mayhaps.
November 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
"Your apology
is not in haiku format
brings you further shame"
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
What if Australia was set in Red Dead Redemption?
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Why would they take a fruit and flavour it with another fruit? Up is down and down is gooseberry I've lost my way in the world & nothing makes sense. (Possibly I'm overreacting.)
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
😬
*Puts grapes (green) in pocket*
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM