Father Tim
@timfather.bsky.social
Not a priest. And my name's not Tim
Stay hydrated
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🔞 He/Him, UK
Stay hydrated
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:35jhghs4olubzakttirev2vs/feed/aaaamlmjf63ri
🔞 He/Him, UK
£1.35!! I remember when these were 18p! 😂
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
£1.35!! I remember when these were 18p! 😂
The ultimate "smell my fingers" schoolyard snack 😂 Had no idea they still made these!
November 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The ultimate "smell my fingers" schoolyard snack 😂 Had no idea they still made these!
Fred, you'll have to forgive me (I hope) for not following back. I am not from the US & studiously avoid the ins & outs of political discourse (of which I have had my fill in professional life). Don't feel bound to your follow, but do please interact any time (🙏🏼), not-Tim 😂
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Fred, you'll have to forgive me (I hope) for not following back. I am not from the US & studiously avoid the ins & outs of political discourse (of which I have had my fill in professional life). Don't feel bound to your follow, but do please interact any time (🙏🏼), not-Tim 😂
Also not a real Tim 😔
Bless you, my son 🙏🏼
Bless you, my son 🙏🏼
November 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Also not a real Tim 😔
Bless you, my son 🙏🏼
Bless you, my son 🙏🏼
Dear old weness ❤️, I hope he returns to shore up his place on the leaderboard.
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Dear old weness ❤️, I hope he returns to shore up his place on the leaderboard.
Only if there's a tie in with the bees, but I think we're ok.
*Adds honey to drink*
...
Hmmm
...
No, I think we're fine.
*Adds honey to drink*
...
Hmmm
...
No, I think we're fine.
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Only if there's a tie in with the bees, but I think we're ok.
*Adds honey to drink*
...
Hmmm
...
No, I think we're fine.
*Adds honey to drink*
...
Hmmm
...
No, I think we're fine.
Those were your feet, ten feet off of Beale?
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Those were your feet, ten feet off of Beale?
I wrote that. That was me.
November 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I wrote that. That was me.
I had a disappointing satsuma earlier. Mayhaps this speaks to a broader fruit disenchantment? Mayhaps.
November 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I had a disappointing satsuma earlier. Mayhaps this speaks to a broader fruit disenchantment? Mayhaps.
"Your apology
is not in haiku format
brings you further shame"
is not in haiku format
brings you further shame"
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
"Your apology
is not in haiku format
brings you further shame"
is not in haiku format
brings you further shame"
What if Australia was set in Red Dead Redemption?
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
What if Australia was set in Red Dead Redemption?
Why would they take a fruit and flavour it with another fruit? Up is down and down is gooseberry I've lost my way in the world & nothing makes sense. (Possibly I'm overreacting.)
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Why would they take a fruit and flavour it with another fruit? Up is down and down is gooseberry I've lost my way in the world & nothing makes sense. (Possibly I'm overreacting.)
😬
*Puts grapes (green) in pocket*
*Puts grapes (green) in pocket*
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
😬
*Puts grapes (green) in pocket*
*Puts grapes (green) in pocket*