Kellalena
@kellalena.bsky.social
Make me laugh and I’ll love you forever 👀
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Things are falling apart as planned.
I need serenity and to surround myself with murder documentaries.
November 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I need serenity and to surround myself with murder documentaries.
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When i see that someone unfollows me I unfollow you. See how that works.
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
When i see that someone unfollows me I unfollow you. See how that works.
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If you're hungry and you know it I'm not cooking.
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 AM
If you're hungry and you know it I'm not cooking.
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forgot the cup part of the kuerig this morning. the troubling part was the 5 seconds I stood looking at my counter confused because thats 4 seconds too long.
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 PM
forgot the cup part of the kuerig this morning. the troubling part was the 5 seconds I stood looking at my counter confused because thats 4 seconds too long.
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My type: someone supportive and warm who I can curl up and relax with. Wait, that's my bed.
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
My type: someone supportive and warm who I can curl up and relax with. Wait, that's my bed.
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My life would be so much easier if I had a few minions.
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 PM
My life would be so much easier if I had a few minions.
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Somewhere in the vast indifferenceness of dressing up words with little additions is a new kind of fix that hits hard, an end in progress. Like endeding. Startinged. It makes more sense if you're waiting for a book cover to make the first move
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Somewhere in the vast indifferenceness of dressing up words with little additions is a new kind of fix that hits hard, an end in progress. Like endeding. Startinged. It makes more sense if you're waiting for a book cover to make the first move
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Didn’t mean to stay up late but I love watching Ron Pearlman as Hellboy
November 14, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Didn’t mean to stay up late but I love watching Ron Pearlman as Hellboy
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Conquer the world? Buddy, I’m lucky if I can get out of bed two days in a row.
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Conquer the world? Buddy, I’m lucky if I can get out of bed two days in a row.
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I'm not the man of your dreams
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I'm not the man of your dreams
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This is going to hurt. I say as I continue doing it
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
This is going to hurt. I say as I continue doing it
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If it doesn't scare you a little bit. What's the fucking point?
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
If it doesn't scare you a little bit. What's the fucking point?
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I brought an email to this knife fight
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I brought an email to this knife fight
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Story telling originated in the Paleolithic Era. Tribes of cave dwellers would sit around a communal fire. The shaman would raise his staff and press “play” on the audiobook.
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Story telling originated in the Paleolithic Era. Tribes of cave dwellers would sit around a communal fire. The shaman would raise his staff and press “play” on the audiobook.
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Siri, how much money am I going to spend on bills from now until 2037?
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Siri, how much money am I going to spend on bills from now until 2037?
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Ever wake up at 4am only to be handed an egg sandwich by a monkey in a chicken costume?
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Ever wake up at 4am only to be handed an egg sandwich by a monkey in a chicken costume?
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If I say that I’m baking for the holidays, it just means I’m smoking pot.
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 PM
If I say that I’m baking for the holidays, it just means I’m smoking pot.
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Of course I have a self destruct button.
November 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Of course I have a self destruct button.
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This 4am skeet is brought to you by my inability to tell the difference between caffeine-free and regular Coke
November 14, 2025 at 10:05 AM
This 4am skeet is brought to you by my inability to tell the difference between caffeine-free and regular Coke
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the only bae i want is bacon and eggs
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 AM
the only bae i want is bacon and eggs
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Funny how someone still alive can feel dead, a ghost in a flesh prison.
November 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Funny how someone still alive can feel dead, a ghost in a flesh prison.
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Welcome to your 40s. You get excited about a new duvet cover
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Welcome to your 40s. You get excited about a new duvet cover
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i used to say if you can't fix it with black velvet (the liquor), black lace, or black eyeliner... i couldn't help you.
i wanna amend that:
if i can't fix it with the above, a good meal, a hammer, duct tape, or a good pegging, i can't fix you.
godspeed.
i wanna amend that:
if i can't fix it with the above, a good meal, a hammer, duct tape, or a good pegging, i can't fix you.
godspeed.
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
i used to say if you can't fix it with black velvet (the liquor), black lace, or black eyeliner... i couldn't help you.
i wanna amend that:
if i can't fix it with the above, a good meal, a hammer, duct tape, or a good pegging, i can't fix you.
godspeed.
i wanna amend that:
if i can't fix it with the above, a good meal, a hammer, duct tape, or a good pegging, i can't fix you.
godspeed.
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how am i supposed to choose only 10 politicians to be bowling pins for john fetterman to knock down? i want to change the rules but i also want to get a strike.
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
how am i supposed to choose only 10 politicians to be bowling pins for john fetterman to knock down? i want to change the rules but i also want to get a strike.