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xian cochran
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weirdo in a weird land. commie pinko dirtbag. asexual. bipolar. he/him
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other people after therapy | me after therapy
thinking of luthen rael
January 8, 2026 at 5:53 AM
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liberalism is corrosive to society.
January 8, 2026 at 5:38 AM
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Make it viral.
January 8, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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no i’m not “detail oriented” that’s where the devil is
January 7, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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Hey if you use AI for any reason related to today's ICE execution, even if you think you're doing something good or taking some stand against DHS/this government, you are merely engaging with fascism on its side in a way you don't realize. Stop it.
January 8, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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A 6 year old came home from school today, excited to tell her mom about her day, the fun she had & the art she made, and found out she'll never be able to because she was murdered by Trump's secret police and people are really discussing the best way to reintegrate these stormtroopers into society.
January 7, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I ain’t even in chicago
January 8, 2026 at 1:31 AM
friend: man this scenario sucks if you can't handle undead
me: yeah that's why I brought an oracle with vitality lash
friend: I dunno, that feels like metagaming
me: it's called the HAUNTED CORRIDOR I don't think it was a secret
January 8, 2026 at 1:25 AM
my friend: wanna come see my mens choir friday? it’s $70
me: sorry, I’ve got plans
him: oh, what?
me: not listening to a men’s choir in a church?
him: fair
January 8, 2026 at 12:48 AM
me to arcane season 1:
a poster for arcane shows a man with red eyes
Alt: silco saying "you're perfect" as he dies
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2026 at 12:32 AM
this will be the dumbest civil war ever
January 7, 2026 at 11:48 PM
strongly considering picking up a cheap ticket for the second twice show next week...
January 7, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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It was the “I’m too old for this shit” of times, it was the “Ain’t nobody got time for that” of times.
It was the omg of times, it was the Jfc of times
January 7, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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"Hey, Joe, could you please stop sending military and financial aid to Israel?"
February 18, 2024 at 4:56 AM
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February 18, 2024 at 2:14 AM
he’s so defiant when he poopin’
January 7, 2026 at 6:57 AM
got a red hoodie to go with my kraken third sweater and I struggled deciding what to get. checked my fave bands, tried to find something red. never occurred to me to buy a damn habs hoodie. they were only my fave team for 25 years. oops.
January 7, 2026 at 6:00 AM
“I knew he must have been about seventeen”

ms jett you are collecting social security
January 7, 2026 at 5:03 AM
🎶 hold me closer berkly catton 🎶
January 7, 2026 at 4:38 AM
why yes I did turn off cookies and vote for tatu about 80 times

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January 7, 2026 at 3:38 AM
brad marchand may not play for the bruins anymore, but I still hate the team. the “fans” in gorilla suits and pk subban jerseys, front row, no one said a thing. fuck boston.
January 7, 2026 at 1:48 AM
not gonna lie I love that no one knows about the space needle lounge it’s still literally empty fifteen minutes after the doors opened.
January 7, 2026 at 1:45 AM
if you're writing a review of something and you include the phrase "I haven't watched it yet" step away from the fucking keyboard
January 6, 2026 at 11:34 PM