xian cochran
@melferburque.bsky.social
weirdo in a weird land. commie pinko dirtbag. asexual. bipolar. he/him
Pinned
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idc if he's a big dem donor, if reid hoffman had sex with children on epstein's island he should go to jail for rape and if he didn't then the truth needs to come out and he should only go to jail for creating linkedin
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 AM
idc if he's a big dem donor, if reid hoffman had sex with children on epstein's island he should go to jail for rape and if he didn't then the truth needs to come out and he should only go to jail for creating linkedin
evidently I should post more cat pics
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
evidently I should post more cat pics
light rail down really fucks my night. my options are walk half a mile and take a 62 around the lake, or walk a mile to my usual 70 by work straight to my transfer.
November 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
light rail down really fucks my night. my options are walk half a mile and take a 62 around the lake, or walk a mile to my usual 70 by work straight to my transfer.
brasso is unfortunately camouflaged by my hardwood floor
November 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
brasso is unfortunately camouflaged by my hardwood floor
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First, they came for the pedophiles, and I did n-- *touching earpiece* oh, they didn't?
November 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
First, they came for the pedophiles, and I did n-- *touching earpiece* oh, they didn't?
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Gonna whip these up for all the holiday potlucks. 🎅🏼
November 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Gonna whip these up for all the holiday potlucks. 🎅🏼
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Spotted the Batmobile today.
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Spotted the Batmobile today.
still thinking about that annoying life insurance salesman who got so flustered when I told him I didn’t need it.
November 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
still thinking about that annoying life insurance salesman who got so flustered when I told him I didn’t need it.
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Welcome to your 40s. The DJ at this grocery store is spinning nothing but hits.
November 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Welcome to your 40s. The DJ at this grocery store is spinning nothing but hits.
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Gonna turn this bad boy into a sticker and start slapping it on every truck with a trump sticker I can find
November 15, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Gonna turn this bad boy into a sticker and start slapping it on every truck with a trump sticker I can find
always wild to see a pro-zionist dating profile that values “human rights”
November 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
always wild to see a pro-zionist dating profile that values “human rights”
quote post with your own dramatic black and white selfie
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
quote post with your own dramatic black and white selfie
it is too butt-assed early to be awake on a saturday. been up since 5:30.
November 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
it is too butt-assed early to be awake on a saturday. been up since 5:30.
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“Women these days don’t want to have children.”
Well, we don’t actually know if women in the past wanted to. Nobody asked them, least of all their husbands.
Well, we don’t actually know if women in the past wanted to. Nobody asked them, least of all their husbands.
November 15, 2025 at 12:14 PM
“Women these days don’t want to have children.”
Well, we don’t actually know if women in the past wanted to. Nobody asked them, least of all their husbands.
Well, we don’t actually know if women in the past wanted to. Nobody asked them, least of all their husbands.
big if true
DNA Sequencing Reveals Hitler Was Type Of Fern
DNA Sequencing Reveals Hitler Was Type Of Fern
BATH, ENGLAND—Saying the discovery shed new light on the infamous German dictator’s life, University of Bath researchers revealed DNA sequencing Friday showing that Adolf Hitler was a type of fern. “A...
theonion.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
big if true
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cracking open a tall boy who’s a cold one
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
cracking open a tall boy who’s a cold one
we're a week away from trump telling everyone he had epstein killed in prison to protect the children
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
we're a week away from trump telling everyone he had epstein killed in prison to protect the children
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Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Cho.
November 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Cho.
hey did trump ever release his tax records?
November 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
hey did trump ever release his tax records?
putting on rain gear to clean the water feature threw me off my routine and I forgot to put on waders before I jumped in. oops.
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
putting on rain gear to clean the water feature threw me off my routine and I forgot to put on waders before I jumped in. oops.
*me rolling up to the orgy*
host: you bring lube?
me:
host: you bring lube?
me:
November 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
*me rolling up to the orgy*
host: you bring lube?
me:
host: you bring lube?
me:
dear lard, I swear this motherfucker I know is sick every other week. wash your fucking hands, dude!
November 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
dear lard, I swear this motherfucker I know is sick every other week. wash your fucking hands, dude!
not me making my third investigator in pathfinder society
November 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
not me making my third investigator in pathfinder society
really wish my maps app had a “simplest route” instead of fastest. three extra left turns and two merges to save two minutes is fucking stupid.
November 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
really wish my maps app had a “simplest route” instead of fastest. three extra left turns and two merges to save two minutes is fucking stupid.