xian cochran
@melferburque.bsky.social
weirdo in a weird land. commie pinko dirtbag. asexual. bipolar. he/him
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why the fuck is serena williams doing ads for weight loss drugs?!
December 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
why the fuck is serena williams doing ads for weight loss drugs?!
damnit, landed in tucson and immediately got a fraud alert on my visa. at least I can use amex here.
December 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
damnit, landed in tucson and immediately got a fraud alert on my visa. at least I can use amex here.
tucson I am in you
December 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
tucson I am in you
forgot my water bottle but remembered my umbrella, off to a good start
December 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
forgot my water bottle but remembered my umbrella, off to a good start
sweeeet, departure gate changed to B3. way closer to the lounge!
a cartoon of milhouse from the simpsons says everything 's coming up milhouse !
Alt: a cartoon of milhouse from the simpsons says everything 's coming up milhouse !
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
sweeeet, departure gate changed to B3. way closer to the lounge!
always cool when the train to the airport just stops for several minutes without any announcements. not like I’m trying to catch a flight or anything.
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
always cool when the train to the airport just stops for several minutes without any announcements. not like I’m trying to catch a flight or anything.
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Good morning. Danny Glover was only 41 when he declared he was too old for this shit.
December 6, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Good morning. Danny Glover was only 41 when he declared he was too old for this shit.
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Pouring one out for the homies (dropping an excedrin under the fridge)
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Pouring one out for the homies (dropping an excedrin under the fridge)
gm: we'll just handwave the hazard, the NPCs will take care of it so you don't have to make a bunch of rolls
me, an expert in thievery:
me, an expert in thievery:
a man is walking on a train track in a black and white photo .
Alt: a man is walking on a train track in a black and white photo kicking a rock
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:23 AM
gm: we'll just handwave the hazard, the NPCs will take care of it so you don't have to make a bunch of rolls
me, an expert in thievery:
me, an expert in thievery:
oh right, I don’t need my passport to fly to arizona. domestic flights are so weird.
December 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
oh right, I don’t need my passport to fly to arizona. domestic flights are so weird.
not to brag, but I'm a bit of a time traveler. I can travel an hour into the future in only sixty minutes!
December 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
not to brag, but I'm a bit of a time traveler. I can travel an hour into the future in only sixty minutes!
so fucking tired of headlines talking about a sports trade only to find it's just the writer rosterbating on how cool he thinks his trade idea is
fuck all the way off with that shit
fuck all the way off with that shit
December 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
so fucking tired of headlines talking about a sports trade only to find it's just the writer rosterbating on how cool he thinks his trade idea is
fuck all the way off with that shit
fuck all the way off with that shit
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Boosting office morale by ordering pizza for everyone (I work from home)
December 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Boosting office morale by ordering pizza for everyone (I work from home)
elf on the shelf is just desensitizing small children to the surveillance state
December 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
elf on the shelf is just desensitizing small children to the surveillance state
the seattle kraken did dan bylsma so dirty
December 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
the seattle kraken did dan bylsma so dirty
the only tiktok dance I can do is trump's double handjob
December 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
the only tiktok dance I can do is trump's double handjob
why are the kraken so bad
December 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
why are the kraken so bad
the d&d party came across some shallow graves. I argued it would be respectful to bury them properly. if anything happens to fall out of their pockets while we're moving the corpses, hey can't help that but shouldn't let it go to waste.
December 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
the d&d party came across some shallow graves. I argued it would be respectful to bury them properly. if anything happens to fall out of their pockets while we're moving the corpses, hey can't help that but shouldn't let it go to waste.
the temptation to immediately put my old bag of holding into my new bag of holding is strong
December 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
the temptation to immediately put my old bag of holding into my new bag of holding is strong
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do a little dance
post a little cringe
get down tonight!
post a little cringe
get down tonight!
December 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
do a little dance
post a little cringe
get down tonight!
post a little cringe
get down tonight!
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ferris bueller is a christmas movie
December 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
ferris bueller is a christmas movie
I've been procrastinating getting a haircut since my barber fled the country (literally moved his hispanic family to canada), finally got desperate enough for great clips. he cut off so much hair, and now the grey hairs at the temples are REALLY popping. got some reed richards shit going on here.
December 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I've been procrastinating getting a haircut since my barber fled the country (literally moved his hispanic family to canada), finally got desperate enough for great clips. he cut off so much hair, and now the grey hairs at the temples are REALLY popping. got some reed richards shit going on here.