Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command)
@jakei.bsky.social
Jew for Palestine, Film/TV, MSW/MS Gero, Unhoused Advocate, 4th-Gen n*zi-puncher✡️🇵🇸
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why does "we must go back" always mean racism and not quaaludes
we're still hosting the world cup in a few months right?
so, what, “help us do a coup, you get to look cool on the internet, we get to run the country now”?
sure yeah guess we’re renting out coup services now, that tracks
sure yeah guess we’re renting out coup services now, that tracks
"Senior Venezuelan government officials, led by Vice President Delcy Rodríguez...have quietly promoted a series of initiatives in recent months aimed at presenting themselves to Washington as a “more acceptable” alternative to Nicolás Maduro’s regime...funneled through intermediaries in Qatar."
January 4, 2026 at 5:25 AM
we're still hosting the world cup in a few months right?
so how does this calculate into his war ending stats
January 4, 2026 at 5:02 AM
so how does this calculate into his war ending stats
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"happy new year" from your friend maduro
I initially assumed this was AI since it was primarily being shared by far-right influencers but the White House "rapid response" account shared it now too
January 4, 2026 at 2:39 AM
"happy new year" from your friend maduro
Reposted by Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command)
democrats: thats just a distraction
us: oh from this?
democrats: no thats also a distraction
us: from this?
democrats: no thats also a distraction
us: from this?
democrats: no thats also a distraction
us: from this?
democrats: no thats also a distraction
us: from this?
democrats: no tha
us: oh from this?
democrats: no thats also a distraction
us: from this?
democrats: no thats also a distraction
us: from this?
democrats: no thats also a distraction
us: from this?
democrats: no thats also a distraction
us: from this?
democrats: no tha
July 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
democrats: thats just a distraction
us: oh from this?
democrats: no thats also a distraction
us: from this?
democrats: no thats also a distraction
us: from this?
democrats: no thats also a distraction
us: from this?
democrats: no thats also a distraction
us: from this?
democrats: no tha
us: oh from this?
democrats: no thats also a distraction
us: from this?
democrats: no thats also a distraction
us: from this?
democrats: no thats also a distraction
us: from this?
democrats: no thats also a distraction
us: from this?
democrats: no tha
I see things are going to plan
President Trump said on Saturday that Delcy Rodríguez was sworn in as Venezuela’s interim president and would act as a partner in letting the U.S. run the country. Less than two hours later, Rodríguez made clear she viewed the U.S. as an illegal invader that must be rejected.
Venezuela’s Interim Leader Defies Trump and Calls Maduro the ‘Only President’
President Trump said that Venezuela’s new leader, Delcy Rodríguez, would help the United States run Venezuela. She quickly said the opposite.
nyti.ms
January 4, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I see things are going to plan
Reposted by Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command)
being a baby sea turtle would be wild. what do you mean level 1 is d day?
January 3, 2026 at 10:30 PM
being a baby sea turtle would be wild. what do you mean level 1 is d day?
Reposted by Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command)
Is San Diego the Florida of California?
January 3, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Is San Diego the Florida of California?
Reposted by Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command)
My calculator deeply apologized for displaying 5318008
January 3, 2026 at 4:28 AM
My calculator deeply apologized for displaying 5318008
Reposted by Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command)
I aint no big city theorist, but I know that delivery apps are the perfect candidate for public ownership. All of them should be taken over and run publically as a single NONPROFIT service.
August 30, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I aint no big city theorist, but I know that delivery apps are the perfect candidate for public ownership. All of them should be taken over and run publically as a single NONPROFIT service.
Reposted by Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command)
Someone is here with a Shane Falco jersey from The Replacements.
January 3, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Someone is here with a Shane Falco jersey from The Replacements.
Reposted by Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command)
they opened with artificially low rates to price out all of your local restaurants' in-house delivery drivers specifically so they could do this
always knew the burrito taxi industry was scummy but this is the most unfathomably evil, cartoon villain shit I’ve read in a while. jfc
January 2, 2026 at 11:38 PM
they opened with artificially low rates to price out all of your local restaurants' in-house delivery drivers specifically so they could do this
hoodie allen
y'all
January 2, 2026 at 10:27 PM
hoodie allen
mind shatteringly accurate
zohran mamdani speaks to the dream of every goofy nerd that they, too, can land a mind-shatteringly beautiful woman who's just a little mean but in a cool way
January 2, 2026 at 11:00 AM
mind shatteringly accurate
Reposted by Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command)
zohran mamdani speaks to the dream of every goofy nerd that they, too, can land a mind-shatteringly beautiful woman who's just a little mean but in a cool way
January 2, 2026 at 5:07 AM
zohran mamdani speaks to the dream of every goofy nerd that they, too, can land a mind-shatteringly beautiful woman who's just a little mean but in a cool way
I do not like that a bot named
julie is trying to artificially pull a stovey
julie is trying to artificially pull a stovey
January 2, 2026 at 7:42 AM
I do not like that a bot named
julie is trying to artificially pull a stovey
julie is trying to artificially pull a stovey
sugar did have a large part in starting the transatlantic slave trade so like....
The history of the world is the history of the search for flavor blasting.
January 2, 2026 at 7:37 AM
sugar did have a large part in starting the transatlantic slave trade so like....
I have learned a new Jake's grandpa story/lore...
my dad once bought him a new vcr, but then for years every time he visited, grandpa had the same
movie in it, my dad finally goes "you must really like this movie"
grandpa: "No, I dunno how to get it out!"
the movie was Bedtime for Bonzo
my dad once bought him a new vcr, but then for years every time he visited, grandpa had the same
movie in it, my dad finally goes "you must really like this movie"
grandpa: "No, I dunno how to get it out!"
the movie was Bedtime for Bonzo
January 2, 2026 at 7:30 AM
I have learned a new Jake's grandpa story/lore...
my dad once bought him a new vcr, but then for years every time he visited, grandpa had the same
movie in it, my dad finally goes "you must really like this movie"
grandpa: "No, I dunno how to get it out!"
the movie was Bedtime for Bonzo
my dad once bought him a new vcr, but then for years every time he visited, grandpa had the same
movie in it, my dad finally goes "you must really like this movie"
grandpa: "No, I dunno how to get it out!"
the movie was Bedtime for Bonzo
bluesky is so wholesome
January 2, 2026 at 7:16 AM
bluesky is so wholesome
2026 bingo free space: it will be the hottest summer on record
January 2, 2026 at 7:14 AM
2026 bingo free space: it will be the hottest summer on record
hoping for Mamdani's swear in speech is an omen for a good year, preparing for it to have been the best thing to happen
January 2, 2026 at 7:13 AM
hoping for Mamdani's swear in speech is an omen for a good year, preparing for it to have been the best thing to happen
half of these cookies also work for a bris
January 2, 2026 at 7:11 AM
half of these cookies also work for a bris
its crazy that of all social media this is our best option
January 2, 2026 at 7:02 AM
its crazy that of all social media this is our best option
hello I am multiple cars
January 2, 2026 at 6:23 AM
hello I am multiple cars