Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command)
@jakei.bsky.social
Jew for Palestine, Film/TV, MSW/MS Gero, Unhoused Advocate, 4th-Gen n*zi-puncher✡️🇵🇸
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why does "we must go back" always mean racism and not quaaludes
hoodie allen
y'all
January 2, 2026 at 10:27 PM
hoodie allen
mind shatteringly accurate
zohran mamdani speaks to the dream of every goofy nerd that they, too, can land a mind-shatteringly beautiful woman who's just a little mean but in a cool way
January 2, 2026 at 11:00 AM
mind shatteringly accurate
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zohran mamdani speaks to the dream of every goofy nerd that they, too, can land a mind-shatteringly beautiful woman who's just a little mean but in a cool way
January 2, 2026 at 5:07 AM
zohran mamdani speaks to the dream of every goofy nerd that they, too, can land a mind-shatteringly beautiful woman who's just a little mean but in a cool way
I do not like that a bot named
julie is trying to artificially pull a stovey
julie is trying to artificially pull a stovey
January 2, 2026 at 7:42 AM
I do not like that a bot named
julie is trying to artificially pull a stovey
julie is trying to artificially pull a stovey
sugar did have a large part in starting the transatlantic slave trade so like....
The history of the world is the history of the search for flavor blasting.
January 2, 2026 at 7:37 AM
sugar did have a large part in starting the transatlantic slave trade so like....
I have learned a new Jake's grandpa story/lore...
my dad once bought him a new vcr, but then for years every time he visited, grandpa had the same
movie in it, my dad finally goes "you must really like this movie"
grandpa: "No, I dunno how to get it out!"
the movie was Bedtime for Bonzo
my dad once bought him a new vcr, but then for years every time he visited, grandpa had the same
movie in it, my dad finally goes "you must really like this movie"
grandpa: "No, I dunno how to get it out!"
the movie was Bedtime for Bonzo
January 2, 2026 at 7:30 AM
I have learned a new Jake's grandpa story/lore...
my dad once bought him a new vcr, but then for years every time he visited, grandpa had the same
movie in it, my dad finally goes "you must really like this movie"
grandpa: "No, I dunno how to get it out!"
the movie was Bedtime for Bonzo
my dad once bought him a new vcr, but then for years every time he visited, grandpa had the same
movie in it, my dad finally goes "you must really like this movie"
grandpa: "No, I dunno how to get it out!"
the movie was Bedtime for Bonzo
bluesky is so wholesome
January 2, 2026 at 7:16 AM
bluesky is so wholesome
2026 bingo free space: it will be the hottest summer on record
January 2, 2026 at 7:14 AM
2026 bingo free space: it will be the hottest summer on record
hoping for Mamdani's swear in speech is an omen for a good year, preparing for it to have been the best thing to happen
January 2, 2026 at 7:13 AM
hoping for Mamdani's swear in speech is an omen for a good year, preparing for it to have been the best thing to happen
half of these cookies also work for a bris
January 2, 2026 at 7:11 AM
half of these cookies also work for a bris
its crazy that of all social media this is our best option
January 2, 2026 at 7:02 AM
its crazy that of all social media this is our best option
hello I am multiple cars
January 2, 2026 at 6:23 AM
hello I am multiple cars
one of my dumbest bits but isnt really a bit is answering every Sophia videogame post with THPS and every Sophia movie post with My Cousin Vinny
real ones know what I'm gonna say...
Tony Hawk Pro Skater
Tony Hawk Pro Skater
Name a PlayStation game
January 2, 2026 at 6:15 AM
one of my dumbest bits but isnt really a bit is answering every Sophia videogame post with THPS and every Sophia movie post with My Cousin Vinny
real ones know what I'm gonna say...
Tony Hawk Pro Skater
Tony Hawk Pro Skater
Name a PlayStation game
January 2, 2026 at 6:13 AM
real ones know what I'm gonna say...
Tony Hawk Pro Skater
Tony Hawk Pro Skater
I personally wouldnt eat it more than once, but I bet a panda express burrito would do gangbusters
more burritos
Name your new year's resolution.
January 2, 2026 at 5:53 AM
I personally wouldnt eat it more than once, but I bet a panda express burrito would do gangbusters
more burritos
Name your new year's resolution.
January 2, 2026 at 5:49 AM
more burritos
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When the British Conservative ditched reserve, they were advised to adopt this 'power stance'.
January 2, 2026 at 4:37 AM
When the British Conservative ditched reserve, they were advised to adopt this 'power stance'.
I saw The Birds around 6th grade and didnt think it was scary, then at school the next day I saw a flock of birds perched ominously in a tree, and suddenly that movie was very scary
Name a horror film that's actually scary
January 2, 2026 at 4:28 AM
I saw The Birds around 6th grade and didnt think it was scary, then at school the next day I saw a flock of birds perched ominously in a tree, and suddenly that movie was very scary
when its all said and done they should put up a "bear left" street sign
Black bear living underneath California house shows no sign of budging as homeowner mulls legal action
Black bear living underneath Altadena house shows no sign of budging as homeowner mulls legal action
The 550-pound black bear has taken up residence in the crawlspace underneath Ken Johnson's home in California for a month.
www.cbsnews.com
January 2, 2026 at 3:57 AM
when its all said and done they should put up a "bear left" street sign
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If you are a resident of California, the state now has a portal where you can demand deletion of your personal data from 500+ registered data brokers with a single request form, for free.
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
January 2, 2026 at 2:26 AM
If you are a resident of California, the state now has a portal where you can demand deletion of your personal data from 500+ registered data brokers with a single request form, for free.
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
I'm swearing in on Mel Brooks' autobiography
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
January 2, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I'm swearing in on Mel Brooks' autobiography
helllll yessssss January 1st and I already hit my first square
January 2, 2026 at 12:38 AM
helllll yessssss January 1st and I already hit my first square
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the two genders
January 1, 2026 at 11:19 PM
the two genders
alabama quarterback having a shane falco sugar bowl kinda day
January 1, 2026 at 11:19 PM
alabama quarterback having a shane falco sugar bowl kinda day