Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command)
@jakei.bsky.social
Jew for Palestine, Film/TV, MSW/MS Gero, Unhoused Advocate, 4th-Gen n*zi-puncher✡️🇵🇸
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why does "we must go back" always mean racism and not quaaludes
scrubs season 8
(scrubs season 9 did not happen)
(scrubs season 9 did not happen)
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 7, 2026 at 12:20 AM
scrubs season 8
(scrubs season 9 did not happen)
(scrubs season 9 did not happen)
I guess we're the assholes for thinking he wouldnt keep it for himself
“This Oil will be sold at its Market Price, and that money will be controlled by me, as President of the United States of America…”
January 7, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I guess we're the assholes for thinking he wouldnt keep it for himself
this guy was a local drunk in the original british version of Shameless
reconstructed Scythian looking a bit like a guy tending an impromptu bar at an outdoor cabaret punk event
January 7, 2026 at 12:12 AM
this guy was a local drunk in the original british version of Shameless
I hope america survives so that in 50 years when another awful corrupt president needs a distraction he releases the epstein files
January 6, 2026 at 1:34 PM
I hope america survives so that in 50 years when another awful corrupt president needs a distraction he releases the epstein files
acab includes wedgies
January 6, 2026 at 8:58 AM
acab includes wedgies
okay I never played a fallout game what exactly *is* walton goggins? like a radiation zombie?
January 6, 2026 at 8:22 AM
okay I never played a fallout game what exactly *is* walton goggins? like a radiation zombie?
laser hair removal tech but for toenails so you can trim them once then thats it thats how long they stay
January 6, 2026 at 6:52 AM
laser hair removal tech but for toenails so you can trim them once then thats it thats how long they stay
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There are activists and community members who are currently putting their bodies and freedom on the line (many of whom are themselves undocumented), helping their community directly by slowing down the kidnapping vans.
They're not taking time off right now to go wave signs in front of an embassy.
They're not taking time off right now to go wave signs in front of an embassy.
January 6, 2026 at 6:44 AM
There are activists and community members who are currently putting their bodies and freedom on the line (many of whom are themselves undocumented), helping their community directly by slowing down the kidnapping vans.
They're not taking time off right now to go wave signs in front of an embassy.
They're not taking time off right now to go wave signs in front of an embassy.
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Alright fine tell me your favorite Taylor Swift song and your strangest celebrity crush and I’ll tell you what disaster movie to watch.
u heard sharon, everyone post about their esoteric interests right fucking now. for the good of the community, we need to be hyperfixationmaxxing.
i think this site really needs to figure out how to grow the non-politics verticals (the baseball moment was a good thing!) because i suspect a lot of the bad clusters come out of the political clusters driving 95% of ENG-lang posts
January 6, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Alright fine tell me your favorite Taylor Swift song and your strangest celebrity crush and I’ll tell you what disaster movie to watch.
terminator 2
What's your favourite thing that's been made by an absolute cunt?
January 6, 2026 at 12:16 AM
terminator 2
I am laying on a couch and an 80 lb dog fell asleep on my legs, thats it its over I live here now
January 5, 2026 at 10:52 AM
I am laying on a couch and an 80 lb dog fell asleep on my legs, thats it its over I live here now
kids should have robust rights to stop, prevent, and/or get restitution for their guardians posting them as content online
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
January 5, 2026 at 8:14 AM
kids should have robust rights to stop, prevent, and/or get restitution for their guardians posting them as content online
we really need to start seriously tackling mental health in this country-- a billion dollars is simply bad for the brain
January 5, 2026 at 8:02 AM
we really need to start seriously tackling mental health in this country-- a billion dollars is simply bad for the brain
donald pardoning jd's divorce creates catholic schism 2.0 would be delicious
January 5, 2026 at 7:56 AM
donald pardoning jd's divorce creates catholic schism 2.0 would be delicious
I would bet my life that ScarJo is waaaayy funnier than Jost and the people they hang out with make jokes like "you know you should be the one on snl!"
I always support hot funny Jews
January 5, 2026 at 7:12 AM
I would bet my life that ScarJo is waaaayy funnier than Jost and the people they hang out with make jokes like "you know you should be the one on snl!"
fix is in
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 7:09 AM
fix is in
hilarious how the seth rogen crew seamlessly swapped dave franco into any role they'd used to give his brother
January 5, 2026 at 6:46 AM
hilarious how the seth rogen crew seamlessly swapped dave franco into any role they'd used to give his brother
we're still hosting the world cup in a few months right?
so, what, “help us do a coup, you get to look cool on the internet, we get to run the country now”?
sure yeah guess we’re renting out coup services now, that tracks
sure yeah guess we’re renting out coup services now, that tracks
January 4, 2026 at 5:25 AM
we're still hosting the world cup in a few months right?
so how does this calculate into his war ending stats
January 4, 2026 at 5:02 AM
so how does this calculate into his war ending stats
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"happy new year" from your friend maduro
I initially assumed this was AI since it was primarily being shared by far-right influencers but the White House "rapid response" account shared it now too
January 4, 2026 at 2:39 AM
"happy new year" from your friend maduro
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democrats: thats just a distraction
us: oh from this?
democrats: no thats also a distraction
us: from this?
democrats: no thats also a distraction
us: from this?
democrats: no thats also a distraction
us: from this?
democrats: no thats also a distraction
us: from this?
democrats: no tha
us: oh from this?
democrats: no thats also a distraction
us: from this?
democrats: no thats also a distraction
us: from this?
democrats: no thats also a distraction
us: from this?
democrats: no thats also a distraction
us: from this?
democrats: no tha
July 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
democrats: thats just a distraction
us: oh from this?
democrats: no thats also a distraction
us: from this?
democrats: no thats also a distraction
us: from this?
democrats: no thats also a distraction
us: from this?
democrats: no thats also a distraction
us: from this?
democrats: no tha
us: oh from this?
democrats: no thats also a distraction
us: from this?
democrats: no thats also a distraction
us: from this?
democrats: no thats also a distraction
us: from this?
democrats: no thats also a distraction
us: from this?
democrats: no tha
I see things are going to plan
President Trump said on Saturday that Delcy Rodríguez was sworn in as Venezuela’s interim president and would act as a partner in letting the U.S. run the country. Less than two hours later, Rodríguez made clear she viewed the U.S. as an illegal invader that must be rejected.
Venezuela’s Interim Leader Defies Trump and Calls Maduro the ‘Only President’
President Trump said that Venezuela’s new leader, Delcy Rodríguez, would help the United States run Venezuela. She quickly said the opposite.
nyti.ms
January 4, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I see things are going to plan
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being a baby sea turtle would be wild. what do you mean level 1 is d day?
January 3, 2026 at 10:30 PM
being a baby sea turtle would be wild. what do you mean level 1 is d day?
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Is San Diego the Florida of California?
January 3, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Is San Diego the Florida of California?